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(WGNO)   New Orleans home decorates for Christmas by putting up large display of Rudolph's carcass being roasted over a fire   ( wgno.com) divider line
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2017-12-06 08:11:02 AM  
Wow. That's seriously disturbing. This is why HOAs are a necessary evil.
 
2017-12-06 10:07:13 AM  
Nutjobs self identify.
 
2017-12-06 10:28:42 AM  
Santa currently wondering how to wrap a cockpunch.
 
2017-12-06 11:15:09 AM  
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Tell Satan what you want for Christmas, Goth Babby.

DEATH'S SWEET RELEASE!
 
2017-12-06 12:19:11 PM  
WAR ON CHRISTMAS, DEFCON 1 !!
 
2017-12-06 12:21:04 PM  
See, I think this is funny. Its something I would do if my wife would let me.

She also hates when I do Calvin & Hobbes Snowmen on the front lawn.

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2017-12-06 12:21:31 PM  
And that is why there are no caribou in cajun country
 
2017-12-06 12:22:20 PM  
It's all Rudolph's fault; his hide is chestnut colored, after all.
 
2017-12-06 12:24:29 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Wow. That's seriously disturbing. This is why HOAs are a necessary evil.


Or not.

/life is a rich tapestry
//ymmv
 
2017-12-06 12:24:57 PM  
Judging by the window guards on the dude's house he clearly lives in the best area...where the best people live no doubt.
 
2017-12-06 12:25:46 PM  
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2017-12-06 12:25:47 PM  
Rudolph was an abomination and SHOULD be burned at the stake.
 
2017-12-06 12:29:29 PM  
Found the edgelord.
 
2017-12-06 12:29:48 PM  
Oh.  No. The horror.
 
2017-12-06 12:30:50 PM  
Fans of Terry Allen's song Xmas On the Isthmus of Panama, I see.

Look up the song, it's fantastic and blasphemous. The chorus repeats of course but the verses don't.

/ the Immaculate Injection
// roasted reindeer
 
2017-12-06 12:31:12 PM  
I hate Christmas as much as anyone, but that's pretty grim.

I saw a tasteful snowman massacre up in VT that was pretty awesome.

/Calvin and Hobbes #1
//Ihatechristmas
///Suck my Dickens
 
2017-12-06 12:31:56 PM  

asmodeus224: Judging by the window guards on the dude's house he clearly lives in the best area...where the best people live no doubt.


Meh I've seen those on mansions.
 
2017-12-06 12:32:11 PM  
More tame then what you see on the side of the road around here.

At least that one won't hit my car.
 
2017-12-06 12:32:11 PM  
Venison Feast | Squidbillies | Adult Swim
Youtube bYesGYH5z-A
 
2017-12-06 12:32:26 PM  
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SOON...
 
2017-12-06 12:34:02 PM  
And I thought the lobby at work was bad.

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2017-12-06 12:35:16 PM  
Mmmm venison.
 
2017-12-06 12:37:33 PM  
CSB

As a kid, I used to question a lot of things. Every year my mom would put candles in each of the windows facing the street and I always wondered what the purpose of that was. Other than for decoration of course.

So one day I overheard a newscast that went into the reasoning behind putting candles in one's window during the holidays. Apparently ( I forget the country where this started)  putting candles in the window meant that strangers well welcome to come in, get a hot meal and a warm place to stay for the night.

So I told my mom what the candles meant. Soon as I explained it to her, she goes around collects all the candles and puts them back into their boxes and back up in the attic they went.

According her; "I don't want some hobo thinking he can come in here and disrupt our family, no thank you."
 
2017-12-06 12:41:35 PM  

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Yup.
 
2017-12-06 12:41:54 PM  
If you wanted to cook a deer over an open flame, that's not how you should do it.

I hate that Christmas has invaded Halloween, but we don't need to bring Halloween into a Christmas fight.   It just gives Fox News more cannon fodder.
 
2017-12-06 12:44:11 PM  

steklo: CSB

As a kid, I used to question a lot of things. Every year my mom would put candles in each of the windows facing the street and I always wondered what the purpose of that was. Other than for decoration of course.

So one day I overheard a newscast that went into the reasoning behind putting candles in one's window during the holidays. Apparently ( I forget the country where this started)  putting candles in the window meant that strangers well welcome to come in, get a hot meal and a warm place to stay for the night.

So I told my mom what the candles meant. Soon as I explained it to her, she goes around collects all the candles and puts them back into their boxes and back up in the attic they went.

According her; "I don't want some hobo thinking he can come in here and disrupt our family, no thank you."


Is she a church going, Jesus loving woman?  I ask because if so the story gets instantly & infinitely better.
 
2017-12-06 12:47:29 PM  

steklo: See, I think this is funny. Its something I would do if my wife would let me.

She also hates when I do Calvin & Hobbes Snowmen on the front lawn.

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Calvin & Hobbes Snowmen thread hijack
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2017-12-06 12:48:05 PM  
Reindeer rooooooooasting on an open fiiiiyerrrrrrrrr

Jack Daniels nipping at my nooooooooooooose
 
2017-12-06 12:49:33 PM  
Did Rudolph really think the families of the other reindeer wouldn't retaliate after his overreaction of some jokes?

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2017-12-06 12:49:57 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Wow. That's seriously disturbing. This is why HOA is are a necessary evil.


Not at all. One idiot does not ever warrant the tyranny and fascism that is a HOA.  Hopefully the fire will burn down the home, the arson charges will stick and the insurance will have all the proof it needs not to pay.
 
2017-12-06 12:52:25 PM  
Yay! That warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart.
 
2017-12-06 12:54:59 PM  
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2017-12-06 12:55:42 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Oh.  No. The horror.


Don't think anyone (except the article writer) is saying it's horrible.  We're all just (correctly) pointing out that the homeowner is either trying way too hard to be edgy, or possibly is some pro-hunter type with an ax to grind (in which case he's just a dipshiat).
 
2017-12-06 01:01:18 PM  

mikaloyd: And that is why there are no caribou in cajun country


Nah, if they were cookin it cajun style, the fire would look like burning man.
 
2017-12-06 01:03:30 PM  
At least they're not roasting his chestnuts...
 
2017-12-06 01:12:13 PM  

unicron702: steklo: CSB

As a kid, I used to question a lot of things. Every year my mom would put candles in each of the windows facing the street and I always wondered what the purpose of that was. Other than for decoration of course.

So one day I overheard a newscast that went into the reasoning behind putting candles in one's window during the holidays. Apparently ( I forget the country where this started)  putting candles in the window meant that strangers well welcome to come in, get a hot meal and a warm place to stay for the night.

So I told my mom what the candles meant. Soon as I explained it to her, she goes around collects all the candles and puts them back into their boxes and back up in the attic they went.

According her; "I don't want some hobo thinking he can come in here and disrupt our family, no thank you."

Is she a church going, Jesus loving woman?  I ask because if so the story gets instantly & infinitely better.


Let's put it this way....a few years ago, mom called me and asked how a fax line works.

"Steklo, how do they fit the paper into the phone lines, is what I don't understand."

The funny thing was, she was an Bell Operator in Brooklyn back in the early 60's She should've known better.
 
2017-12-06 01:15:08 PM  
Still not as weird as the Mothman Christmas light display they put up in Point Pleasant. It may count as more disturbing though.
 
2017-12-06 01:21:26 PM  

asmodeus224: Judging by the window guards on the dude's house he clearly lives in the best area...where the best people live no doubt.


Dude, this is NOLA.  You prepare for the worst.

/I live in a nice neighborhood and every house has first floor window bars
 
2017-12-06 01:29:47 PM  
Hey, at least it's not a Nativity scene.
Wouldn't want to offend anyone.
 
2017-12-06 01:30:59 PM  
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2017-12-06 01:46:18 PM  

steklo: unicron702: steklo: CSB

As a kid, I used to question a lot of things. Every year my mom would put candles in each of the windows facing the street and I always wondered what the purpose of that was. Other than for decoration of course.

So one day I overheard a newscast that went into the reasoning behind putting candles in one's window during the holidays. Apparently ( I forget the country where this started)  putting candles in the window meant that strangers well welcome to come in, get a hot meal and a warm place to stay for the night.

So I told my mom what the candles meant. Soon as I explained it to her, she goes around collects all the candles and puts them back into their boxes and back up in the attic they went.

According her; "I don't want some hobo thinking he can come in here and disrupt our family, no thank you."

Is she a church going, Jesus loving woman?  I ask because if so the story gets instantly & infinitely better.

Let's put it this way....a few years ago, mom called me and asked how a fax line works.

"Steklo, how do they fit the paper into the phone lines, is what I don't understand."

The funny thing was, she was an Bell Operator in Brooklyn back in the early 60's She should've known better.


My answer would've involved cloning and teleportation.
 
2017-12-06 02:13:48 PM  
On the horse drawn sleigh ride to Santa's village, the park guide was trying to engage the kids in conversation.  He asked "What do you think Santa's favourite food is?"  and I promptly answered "Venison."

/ The adults laughed.
 
2017-12-06 02:15:12 PM  
It would really be a hoot if the hung carcass, its nose was still flashing.
 
2017-12-06 02:44:05 PM  
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2017-12-06 02:52:22 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: On the horse drawn sleigh ride to Santa's village, the park guide was trying to engage the kids in conversation.  He asked "What do you think Santa's favourite food is?"  and I promptly answered "Venison."

/ The adults laughed.


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2017-12-06 03:15:39 PM  
I prefer the ladder stands as yard decor. If my neighbor puts out those lighted deer, I'm gonna set up the stand, wrapped in lights.

I'm not sure I would go as far as the article. Or even this:

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2017-12-06 03:22:08 PM  
Ouch.  And I growing up I thought the whip Santa carried in his sleigh was a bit much (it was on a main road coming home).
 
2017-12-06 03:29:32 PM  

asmodeus224: Judging by the window guards on the dude's house he clearly lives in the best area...where the best people live no doubt.


Nearly every house here has them.
 
DB
2017-12-06 04:59:55 PM  

asmodeus224: Judging by the window guards on the dude's house he clearly lives in the best area...where the best people live no doubt.


Everone in New Orleans has bars on their windows. It keeps things from flying through them during hurricanes.
 
2017-12-06 05:00:25 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Wow. That's seriously disturbing. This is why HOAs are a necessary evil.


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