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(Medical Xpress)   Researchers find hand preference is well defined at 18 weeks of gestation, but lube choice (if any) can still take years of dedication and experimentation   ( medicalxpress.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Autism, hand preference, Autism spectrum, Uterus, foetal kinematics, Valentina Parma, Professor Umberto Castiello, Scientific Reports  
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2017-12-05 10:14:23 AM  
I've always found the best lube to be tears.
 
2017-12-05 10:57:44 AM  
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2017-12-05 04:47:42 PM  
10W-30

/or WD-40 if she's a bit rusty after all these years.
 
2017-12-05 06:35:14 PM  
The best of both worlds-

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"work it like a pro"
 
2017-12-05 06:54:41 PM  
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2017-12-05 07:22:19 PM  
anything is lube if you're brave enough.
 
2017-12-05 09:20:18 PM  
I swapped to lefty masturbation sometime around the advent of digital porn. Needed that right hand to work the mouse.

I'm just got farkied as "Left handed masturbator", didn't I... Well, so long as we're going there, it's technically "left hand palm down masturbator", I'll have you know.
 
2017-12-05 10:55:41 PM  
Lived with a dude who masterbated A LOTand used petroleum jelly and also had the unfortunate habit of never washing his hands.  He also ate A LOTso everything in the refrigerator(mustard/ketchup/mayo)  ended up with residual uh film on it.

I quickly switched to buying and eating only single serve packaged food.
 
2017-12-05 11:22:57 PM  
I'm right handed but fap with my left hand.

/shrug
 
2017-12-05 11:35:49 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Lived with a dude who masterbated A LOTand used petroleum jelly and also had the unfortunate habit of never washing his hands.  He also ate A LOTso everything in the refrigerator(mustard/ketchup/mayo)  ended up with residual uh film on it.

I quickly switched to buying and eating only single serve packaged food.


We've got smart and funny buttons. How come there's not a barf button?
 
2017-12-06 03:28:48 AM  
Lube? Ain't nobody got time for that...

Imean... the mess and the cleanup is already a chore. You know... if I didn't get to orgasm I dont think i would bother at all.
 
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