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(Immortal News)   One of the best ways to get a good night's sleep is to have sex. Unless you're with a redhead, in which case you won't get any sleep   ( immortal.org) divider line
    More: Obvious, Human sexuality, Sexual intercourse, New York Post, good night, Dr. Michele Lastella, Sputnik News reports, biggest single contributor, sleep researcher  
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2017-12-04 02:20:31 PM  
Sleep's not worth missing a night with a redhead.

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2017-12-04 02:33:09 PM  
Caveat: female redhead.
Male redheads , gross.
 
2017-12-04 03:01:29 PM  
Skeet! Skeet! Skezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz​zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2017-12-04 04:18:33 PM  
Sleepy? 
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2017-12-04 04:56:41 PM  
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This is not a bookmark for later
 
2017-12-04 05:00:24 PM  
I get no sleep because my redhead snores and farts in the middle of of the night.

She might be broken.
 
2017-12-04 05:05:31 PM  
I'm hoping this turns into a pro-redhead thread. I'll be back. Please post pics.
 
2017-12-04 05:06:29 PM  
Farking tell me about it....

I haven't slept much for the past 9 months since meeting her..

NEVER STICK YOUR DINGDING IN CRAZY!
 
2017-12-04 05:13:50 PM  

weapon13: Farking tell me about it....

I haven't slept much for the past 9 months since meeting her..

NEVER STICK YOUR DINGDING IN CRAZY!


Pics or she never existed.
 
2017-12-04 05:19:22 PM  
This required research?  I've known this since I learned how to rub my little gherkin on the sheets.

Prefer sex, but a wank works...
 
2017-12-04 05:20:16 PM  
 
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2017-12-04 05:21:20 PM  
That's because gingers don't need sleep.  They feed on the souls of their bedmates, a little bit at a time.
 
2017-12-04 05:21:57 PM  
Subby should have gone with Breaking News tag for lulz.
 
2017-12-04 05:22:48 PM  

TravelingFreakshow: I get no sleep because my redhead snores and farts in the middle of of the night.

She might be broken.


Does she look like this?
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2017-12-04 05:26:00 PM  
I'll take a brunette any time.
 
2017-12-04 05:27:03 PM  
Didn't we just have a redhead thread yesterday?

Oh, sorry, nevermind
 
2017-12-04 05:27:55 PM  
You would get NO SLEEP either if THIS was next to you saying 'good night':

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2017-12-04 05:28:38 PM  

weapon13: Farking tell me about it....

I haven't slept much for the past 9 months since meeting her..

NEVER STICK YOUR DINGDING IN CRAZY!


DingDing?

/at least it isn't "no-no"
 
2017-12-04 05:31:31 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: weapon13: Farking tell me about it....

I haven't slept much for the past 9 months since meeting her..

NEVER STICK YOUR DINGDING IN CRAZY!

DingDing?

/at least it isn't "no-no"


Correct nomenclature is DingDingDong
Gunther - Ding Dong Song
Youtube PTvTLvkiAbI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcKPA​G​oDz8A
 
2017-12-04 05:36:04 PM  
And now, eye bleach.


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2017-12-04 05:40:15 PM  
Sorry farkers. That study says it's only helpful if the sex is with a partner.
 
2017-12-04 05:45:12 PM  

TheVirginMarty: Sorry farkers. That study says it's only helpful if the sex is with a partner.


Username checks out.
 
2017-12-04 05:55:57 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Sleepy? [img.fark.net image 500x625][View Full Size image _x_]


Not anymore
 
2017-12-04 05:58:21 PM  

weapon13: Farking tell me about it....

I haven't slept much for the past 9 months since meeting her..

NEVER STICK YOUR DINGDING IN CRAZY!


If you do, don't give crazy your real name.
 
2017-12-04 06:26:46 PM  
Well that explains the brutal insomnia...

/*weeps*
 
2017-12-04 06:37:42 PM  

weapon13: Farking tell me about it....

I haven't slept much for the past 9 months since meeting her..

NEVER STICK YOUR DINGDING IN CRAZY!


Speak for yourself. Some of us like a little danger setting our car on fire at 3am because I stopped returning danger's phone calls.
 
2017-12-04 07:17:41 PM  

englaja: weapon13: Farking tell me about it....

I haven't slept much for the past 9 months since meeting her..

NEVER STICK YOUR DINGDING IN CRAZY!

If you do, don't give crazy your real name.


Too late... She found out my real name a few months back and she knows where I live.. 😬
 
2017-12-04 07:29:28 PM  
Sure, let me get to work on that.
 
2017-12-04 08:19:00 PM  

englaja: weapon13: Farking tell me about it....

I haven't slept much for the past 9 months since meeting her..

NEVER STICK YOUR DINGDING IN CRAZY!

If you do, don't give crazy your real name.


Luckily I did, and the wife and I had two "sleepless" years.

/she might be moving back to town
 
2017-12-04 08:33:11 PM  
In case you want to be sleepless every night for a week...

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2017-12-04 08:34:17 PM  
Still the #1 ginger, Alicia!

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2017-12-04 08:37:21 PM  
A few more...

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2017-12-04 09:22:11 PM  
What if you get flu-like symptoms?
 
2017-12-04 09:23:54 PM  

TravelingFreakshow: I get no sleep because my redhead snores and farts in the middle of of the night.

She might be broken.


You too?! No wonder there's no room in the damn bed!
 
d3
2017-12-05 01:17:03 AM  
Do yourselves a favor and look for Roberta Berti.
 
2017-12-05 05:46:36 AM  

d3: Do yourselves a favor and look for Roberta Berti.


You are a Gentleman and a Scholar, dear Sir!
 
2017-12-05 09:05:58 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Skeet! Skeet! Skezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz​zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


farkin'

as long as the article is about farkin', they'll read it.
 
2017-12-05 09:07:08 AM  

TravelingFreakshow: I get no sleep because my redhead snores and farts in the middle of of the night.

She might be broken.


this applies only to true redheads.  the curtins have to match the carpet.
 
2017-12-05 12:04:39 PM  

Linux_Yes: TravelingFreakshow: I get no sleep because my redhead snores and farts in the middle of of the night.

She might be broken.

this applies only to true redheads.  the curtins have to match the carpet.


Leave Jane, the ignorant slut, out of this
 
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