Actually I preferred to bake during winter, myself.

I've tried pot at least a dozen times so far this month.

Not needing chemical stimulus to escape reality is MY antidrug

It's summer break - duh.

I'm more likely to try pot before work. And after work. And before dinner. And after dinner. And before bed. And before work.

That's such an unfair generalization of summer break.

If it weren't for the school year, I would have never met half the dealers I went to during my teenage years, and where would I be now without their aid and guidance and weed?

happy june!

I prefer kettle myself

kids have more money in the summer... thus, they have more pot...

Hey Kids, What time is it?
4:20

/obvious

I'll just stick to booze and whores. They're the gifts that keep on giving year round!

Wake 'n Bake
I've tried pot at least a dozen times so far this month.

Dude, it's the 4th....you must get out of bed and immediately smoke....oooohhh.

Not needing chemical stimulus to escape reality is MY antidrug

Or being a sanctimonious prick...

I tried it in April. I would say teenage girls are more likely to try it after dumping their class clown boyfriend for the sexy stoner/headbanger.

/just speaking from experience

Wake n bake
Only a dozen?

Dude, it's the 4th....you must get out of bed and immediately smoke....oooohhh.

Indeed.

Due to the lousy weather, I figured Smarch would be the most likely month.

*shakes fist*

Not needing chemical stimulus to escape reality is MY antidrug

So naturally, you wouldn't dare enjoy a cocktail from time to time?

light'm if you got'm

"PUFF, PUFF......give"....(passing a fatty to WAKE 'N BAKE)

Wake'n Bake : hehe!
there's always one anti drug idiot who feels the need to post in a thread about drugs. Shouldn't they be out there doing something drug-free and important and worthwhile, not posting on Fark with the sole purpose of trying to flame people they think they're better than?

losers...don't hate what you don't know

Frequent, dick chaffing masterbation is my anti-drug. Well until it bleeds, then I know its time to toke up.

Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about.

To satisfy my weed craving when I'm not near any weed I smell the bottom of my lighter.

Stoners know what I'm talking about.

I smoke weed all throughout the summer months, and then fall back on the crack and pills in the winter.

I'm afraid if I stick to one, I might become addicted.

/Sort of joking

I like drugs that enhance reality and show me things that I otherwise would have missed. You know, like LSD or shrooms.

Gads I miss college. Curse my huge penis and its propensity for issuing gametes which meld with my wife's and give us healthy offspring with similarly huge phalluses!

/love my kids

Can't remember since it's been 15 or so years, but I believe I started toking in the fall.

That's all I'm going to say until LushyLush rears her ugly head to lash out at us plant users.

5/20? I thought it was 4/20

no wonder that lazy kid mowed crooked lines in my yard
/eat the young (modest proposal)
//solient green, my antidrug

FUNNELWARS.........4:20 Central & Mountain..5:20 Eastern & Pacific

...thats the melody to funky town!!!

Angel Dust is my anti-drug. It doesn't seem to be working, though...

Also more likley to play with matches, drink from mom and dads liquor cabinet, kill kittens, spray paint, hack into your computer, fight, have sex, shoplift, break windows, joyride moms car, sniff glue, steal hubcaps, download music, break vending machines, stick gum on pay phone recievers, doorbell ditch, figure out that mom and dad were lying about the effects of marijuana (esp after puking their guts out from #2) and think "since they lied about to me about pot, I wonder what meth does to ya?".

The only thing kids are not likley to do in Jun and Jul is go to school... that is...unless you got caught doing one of the above during the other 9 months when you were...

The story is pure propaganda...

MixMasterMadge

its always 4:20

420somewhere.com

i first tried it in, in, in

nope, it's long gone

KiesteredBeetle

Pull the beetle out of your ass.

What is this mysterious "pot" that you speak of???

/disingenuous

420somewhere The only thing kids are not likley to do in Jun and Jul is go to school...

See, marijuana has made you so lazy that you can't even type the extra 1 letter it would take to properly spell those months.

I have never taken recreational drugs. My drug use is serious, thankyouverymuch.

Raise you hand if you thing MRYOOP789 is too high to spell.
(RAISES HAND)

wishing my nug jar was full:(
wishing my bong had not done a super great humpty dumpty impersonation:(
and wish you wed haters would just do your thing without the
ignorant fear factor shiat. end marijuana prohibition.
if they (haters) were aware of the indirect involment weed has in thier lives i.e. favorite songs,jokes,movies, and paintings and inventions that are due to weed and absynth(very THC like) mind altering subs in general
you'd be all up on my ass like yo homie you gonna pass that shiat. stop bogartin maaaaan.
-a farker with weed is a friend in deed, ya'll smoke a few for me

revscat I like drugs that enhance reality and show me things that I otherwise would have missed. You know, like LSD or shrooms.

You'll be happy to know that college kids now have no idea what you're talking about, as all of the LSD is gone.

Those who experienced it are fortunate.

/A moment of silence.

MixMasterMadge
Raise you hand if you thing MRYOOP789 is too high to spell.

Glass houses, Midgy...

I'd raise my hand, but I'm too high to work up the effort.
(No, not really. Not yet.)

My first experience smoking pot was in June... and very ironically (if you stoners actually read the article...) it was AT a YMCA summer camp. So much for that theory... oh... and fark YOU YMCA.

all of the LSD is gone.

Uh yeah, my bad. I didn't mean to bogart. Sorry.

You'll be happy to know that college kids now have no idea what you're talking about, as all of the LSD is gone.


Really? I haven't "dosed" in over 10 years, but it's a shame to think that if I ever wanted to again (say...in May of 2005 when the world is supposed to end, according to Terrance McKenna) i wouldn't be able to.

Is there really no more LSD? Was it ALL being made in that silo in Kansas?

HEEHEEHEEHEE (exhales)