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(New York Daily News)   Research shows New York is the "hangriest" state in America   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Silly, mood, Snickers spokesman Mike, New York respondents, launches baby registry, annual food drive, hanger, hangry sufferers experience, hungry moms-to-be  
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2017-11-30 04:27:04 PM  
I got your hangry RIGHT HERE, you freakin' hump!
 
2017-11-30 05:12:51 PM  

Brawndo: I got your hangry RIGHT HERE, you freakin' hump!


Wanna take this Snickers outside and shove it down your throat, asshole?!
 
2017-11-30 05:15:41 PM  
No surprise. Have you seen their pizza?

/Chicagoan
//not really
 
2017-11-30 05:24:48 PM  

themindiswatching: Brawndo: I got your hangry RIGHT HERE, you freakin' hump!

Wanna take this Snickers outside and shove it down your throat, asshole?!


How about I shove it up your ass instead, you little prick!
/In Joe Pesci's voice
 
2017-11-30 05:30:14 PM  
Only finished first because, much like the Hulk, Massholes are always angry
 
2017-11-30 05:33:37 PM  
No, they're not fed-up with paying $1800/month to live in a closet in a neighborhood that stinks of piss, surrounded by rude, obnoxious, angry people.

They're just hungry.
 
2017-11-30 05:35:25 PM  
New York, New york, big city of dreams. But everything in New York isn't always as it seems.

/Uh huh huh
 
2017-11-30 05:59:08 PM  
I'm sure this "research" which is just a Snicker's promotion is scientifically valid and has been peer reviewed.

I've noticed that obese people tend to get whiny and angry when they can't have food right now, so I would expect a "hangry" measure to correspond to a state's obesity index.
 
2017-11-30 06:13:31 PM  
Meanwhile, Wisconsinites are the least hangry.  Probably because they're drunk.
 
2017-11-30 06:22:57 PM  

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: Meanwhile, Wisconsinites are the least hangry.  Probably because they're drunk.


And because they with respectable frequency accidentally ingest the frail or the very young.
 
2017-11-30 06:25:39 PM  
maybe we're just more honest about it and others don't want to admit it
 
2017-11-30 06:29:39 PM  

SkylineRecords: No, they're not fed-up with paying $1800/month to live in a closet in a neighborhood that stinks of piss, surrounded by rude, obnoxious, angry people.

They're just hungry.


Believe or not, "New York" is a state, maybe the article is talking about that category of political divisions since all the other places listed are also states.
 
2017-11-30 06:30:40 PM  
New Yorkers angry? The hell you say!
 
2017-11-30 06:46:14 PM  

themindiswatching: Brawndo: I got your hangry RIGHT HERE, you freakin' hump!

Wanna take this Snickers outside and shove it down your throat, asshole?!


Why, yes, yes I do.
But do I have to go outside? Can't I do it right here?
 
2017-11-30 07:08:24 PM  
If New York has a Snickers, will it turn into Hawaii?
 
2017-11-30 07:25:42 PM  
Yeah, well, which is the horngriest state? That sounds like a place I'd prefer to sell food.
 
2017-11-30 07:30:45 PM  

uttertosh: horngriest


Something fishy
 
2017-11-30 07:36:00 PM  

6nome: uttertosh: horngriest

Something fishy


It's miles more agreeable than hangrorny.
 
2017-11-30 08:56:17 PM  

IHadMeAVision: SkylineRecords: No, they're not fed-up with paying $1800/month to live in a closet in a neighborhood that stinks of piss, surrounded by rude, obnoxious, angry people.

They're just hungry.

Believe or not, "New York" is a state, maybe the article is talking about that category of political divisions since all the other places listed are also states.


Thanks for clearing that up, Captain Buzzkill.
 
2017-11-30 11:14:45 PM  

SkylineRecords: Thanks for clearing that up, Captain Buzzkill.


I prefer Leftenant Pedant.
 
2017-12-01 06:40:13 AM  
Made up bullsh*t words like "hangry" make me wangry.

/wanger: word induced anger
//don't you dare use LOL on my scrabble board
///ST(blank played as F)U = 3
 
2017-12-01 06:53:53 AM  

Richard Saunders: Made up bullsh*t words like "hangry" make me wangry.

/wanger: word induced anger
//don't you dare use LOL on my scrabble board
///ST(blank played as F)U = 3


LOL - wang.
 
2017-12-01 05:48:28 PM  
Eat in hanger, repent at leisure.

Hangar.

Definition 1:  The new look for American junk food fans.

 
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