For good reason?

I think it's justifiable if it was I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston.

Laughing at people singing along to the music in their headphones is more amusing than lauging at people singing in thier cars. It is less amusing than watching a beverage come out of someone's nose, however.

I was riding the bus the other day, and there was some guy who sang worse than William Hung jamming to his tunes. After repeated shouts of "SHUT THE FARK UP" from other passengers, I smacked him upside the head, and knocked his headphones off. I got a round of applause, and a little tear from the moron.

Sorry I had to do it.

I'd hit it.

Even though the guy probably deserved to get stabbed, we can do without the Mexican nationals coming to our country and stabbing people. kthx.

/deport

must have been listning to/singing from the new Hassle DA Hoff album.
The DA will accept the justifyable homicide plee and he'll walk with a suspended sentence


bus riders don't let fellow bus riders listen to DA Hoff

I once sat three seats behind a guy who was playing a game on his mobile phone, which was surprisingly loud, and very annoying. I would have stabbed him too, if I was an insane homicidal maniac.

The standards must be different in different regions; I want to stab people when I can even hear their headphones buzzing.

Let's go to Mexico and start laying claim to the land because well, the Spanish owned it for awhile, and they're kinda white. Let's demand that they pay for our pregnancies and our child's schooling. Let's create ghettos and insult them by dropping out of school and becoming criminals in their land.

If any one annoys us, we'll just stab them.

A few years ago, before I had heard Jay-Z's version of "Hard Knock Life," I witnessed a gangsta-thug type on the bus singing along with it on his headphones. I thought it odd that this supposed very tough, hardcore guy was singing along with a song from "Annie," but didn't question it since the force with which he was singing/shouting led me to believe that he would beat the crap out of anyone who said anything about it.

I don't care what they say,

Utah is waaaaaaaaaay too weird.

I WISH I HAD NO BONES!!!!



/too obscure?

That's one bus trip that proved to be a journey of unexpected consequences.

Maybe he was singing "I wanna be serated..."

Good observation, Asa

Not too obscure but a waste of a wish. But then, so is having your own theme song,

I think she is a hero.

Utah is a rough place. Those Mormons will kill you just for looking at them funny.

If you RTFA, you'll see exactly why they have been so thorough in making sure you don't ever get on an airplane with nasty weapons like knitting needles or scissors or a nail file (ever seen "never been kissed?").

I get almost as much of a kick out of the "utah is just weird, unlike anywhere else in the world which never has stories on fark" and "it's them mormons, they'll skin you alive and hate everyone" comments these postings ellicit as I do the little "infinity" counter next to any article that mentions Bush or Kerry or anything associated with the two.

Am I the only who thinks this pic could some exclamation points?

--Roger "Time?" Clemente.

/golf clap.

Well I gotta say that being around people singing along to their headphones makes me get all stabby too. So I can't say I blame this broad.

FarkingLikeIts1999,

"Done!" *turns you into gelatenous blob*
That episode was on Adult Swim on tuesday, classic.

A similar assault caught on video

All I gotta say is, if someone singing while wearing headphones is enough to make her stab you, just imagine what happens if you leave the toilet seat up.......

wow... she lived out everyones dream.

I salute you Endelecia Maria Lovato!

Is it legal to stab karaoke singers in Utah?

If you sing along with your headphones on a bus anywhere, you just might deserve to be stabbed.


/did not read the thread

Guess he got the point.

/Monkey knife fights...coming soon to American shores

I'm with radio berlin.

Blaring headphones in the seat behind me on the bus is enough to make my blood boil. This is when I fantasize about having some kind of telekenetic power that allows me to melt batteries with one flex of my mind. I don't want to hurt them so much as I want to DISABLE their bloody instruments of public torture.

I'm cool! Everyone listen to my music! I have the right to irritate everyone around me because ONLY I MATTER!

Am I the only one here who thinks this "woman" looks like a 12 year old Korean boy?

This should have a 'hero' tag. People that sing/talk/play video games/cellphone on a bus should die of ghonnoreah (sp)and burn in hell.

//dan marino?

Haha. You people who are so incensed by people making noise regardless of their proximity to others who might enjoy some peace and quiet... never, and I meak farking never move to NYC. Never. Seriously.

/never

I must meet this "Enchilada Lavatory" and spawn a race of vagrant-stabbing vengance monkeys.

When they both got off the bus, police say Lovato pulled out a nail file and stabbed the man in the shoulder and fled the scene.

Wow. Part of me wants to see her saw her way out of her prison bars using that nail file, and part of me wants to know how the hell she could give someone a serious stab with one of them things.

Ditto Caffiend2003. I swear one day I would really stab the next idiot who wakes me up on the subway sleeping with their ranting/singing.

And the NYC accepted approach on dealing with this is probably push them off the station platform.

...needs an "Obvious" tag.

/a few beers and I'd hit it.

Asa Phelps

Wasn't talking about your comment. Actually, I thought it was spot on, especially the "fear of death" part.

I for one welcome our nail-file wielding overlords from south of the border...



With a loaded .45

And pinheads with subwoofer thumpboxes in their cars (or out of their cars) should be cursed with constant migraines.

and today's minority crime report brought to you by....

Was the victim's name Wesley Willis? Did he he scream "suck my d**k," in front of a lot of people?

FarkingLikeIts1999

I WISH I HAD NO BONES!!!!
/too obscure?

Not at all


Riding on the bus, Riding on the bus

Sitting next to bums

There's an open seat

Hope that isn't pee

Monkey knife fights...coming soon to American shores

put me down for $10 on Furious George