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(Metro)   Is it really that hard to wait until you're out of the car before you start cramming your fries and chicken nuggets down your gullet? This company thinks so   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-22 08:03:23 PM  
My mom does that. She'll get fast food and eat in her car, something I simply can't do. Though she doesn't do it because she's hungry, she does it because she needs her food to be SCREAMING HOT.
 
2017-11-22 08:43:49 PM  
I usually eat lunch in the car, so I can listen to the radio, but I do it while I'm parked.

Every once in a while I'll need to run an errand during lunch, and might eat while driving, but I skip the sauce in those cases.
 
2017-11-22 09:54:13 PM  
If you're driving an automatic, there's no reason not to eat finger food while driving. It's not like you need both hands.
 
2017-11-22 11:16:05 PM  
Fries are better the fresher they are.
 
2017-11-22 11:39:11 PM  

doglover: there's no reason not to eat finger food while driving


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2017-11-22 11:39:42 PM  

doglover: If you're driving an automatic, there's no reason not to eat finger food while driving. It's not like you need both hands.


Or even one hand...

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2017-11-22 11:41:04 PM  
A lot of McDonald's patrons won't eat in the restaurant because they don't want to be associated with the losers who patronize McDonald's.
 
2017-11-22 11:44:54 PM  
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2017-11-23 12:31:18 AM  
But what about Taco Bell hot sauce? Packets, not dipping containers.
 
2017-11-23 12:40:38 AM  

syrynxx: But what about Taco Bell hot sauce? Packets, not dipping containers.


That's when you gotta use the knee on the wheel technique. But now your in the danger zone.
 
2017-11-23 12:53:27 AM  

syrynxx: But what about Taco Bell hot sauce? Packets, not dipping containers.


take a big bite of food, squirt half the packet into your mouth.
mix while chewing.
It's far easier than dipping
The alternative is to hand your food to your friend in the passenger seat and ask him to sauce your burrito, but that makes for one exceptionally awkward moment that will come up again in the future.
/i sound fat
 
2017-11-23 01:05:00 AM  

Dr gLove: syrynxx: But what about Taco Bell hot sauce? Packets, not dipping containers.

That's when you gotta use the knee on the wheel technique. But now your in the danger zone.


I do this far more often than I should.
But I feel shame.
 
kab
2017-11-23 02:03:55 AM  
If there's any justice in the universe, everyone who buys one of these will hit a bump, sending their ketchup flying, thus making said shiatty driver panic and hit a pole, guardrail, or (most preferably) fly off an embankment.
 
2017-11-23 03:33:45 AM  
Isn't that the entire point of drive-thrus?
 
2017-11-23 03:38:30 AM  
Hey, gotta be able to cash in on those good boy points as quickly as possible, you know?
 
2017-11-23 03:59:41 AM  
Great. Now I have to deal with idiots distracted by grabbing their fries, dripping salt all over everything, then finding the little cup to dip in, then dripping bbq/mustard/ketchup/mayo/ranch/aioli/j​am/Nutella on their jeans and then shouting "Oh fark!" while digging around and looking down to find that goddamn napkin, then veering into my lane, forcing me off the freeway into a guardrail or tree at 70 mph. Now I am dead.
THANK YOU. I AM DEAD NOW.
 
2017-11-23 06:31:19 AM  

seelorq: Great. Now I have to deal with idiots distracted by grabbing their fries, dripping salt all over everything, then finding the little cup to dip in, then dripping bbq/mustard/ketchup/mayo/ranch/aioli/j​am/Nutella on their jeans and then shouting "Oh fark!" while digging around and looking down to find that goddamn napkin, then veering into my lane, forcing me off the freeway into a guardrail or tree at 70 mph. Now I am dead.
THANK YOU. I AM DEAD NOW.


You think you AREN'T already dealing with that now?
 
2017-11-23 07:11:53 AM  

doglover: seelorq: Great. Now I have to deal with idiots distracted by grabbing their fries, dripping salt all over everything, then finding the little cup to dip in, then dripping bbq/mustard/ketchup/mayo/ranch/aioli/j​am/Nutella on their jeans and then shouting "Oh fark!" while digging around and looking down to find that goddamn napkin, then veering into my lane, forcing me off the freeway into a guardrail or tree at 70 mph. Now I am dead.
THANK YOU. I AM DEAD NOW.

You think you AREN'T already dealing with that now?


True, between the poor-lane-control texters and the lane-splitting bikers, freeway travel is perilous, Tiny ketchup bowls mounted on a/c vents won't help.
 
2017-11-23 07:20:59 AM  
ARRRRRRGGGGGGG
 
2017-11-23 08:32:28 AM  

doglover: If you're driving an automatic, there's no reason not to eat finger food while driving. It's not like you need both hands.


Where's the sport in that?

Manual transmission.
No cupholders.
 
amb
2017-11-23 09:06:50 AM  
What about when you eat at Sonic or other drive-in? Would be nice to have this for the tots.
 
2017-11-23 10:33:59 AM  
A lot of fast food only tastes okay when it's hot. Lukewarm McDonald's fries make it obvious how limp, flavorless and under-cooked they are.
 
2017-11-23 02:11:49 PM  
This device is crap. It can't handle the variety of different sauce sizes. It only has one flimsy plastic clip. And worst of all, it has no catch tray for spills and drips. Whoever designed it obviously never farking tested it.
 
2017-11-23 04:06:51 PM  
This is the perfect device for dripping ketchup all over your cup holders and gearshift
 
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