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(NBC New York)   This Thanksgiving....shop early. Travel early. Cook early. Fight early   ( nbcnewyork.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, 61-year-old Queens man, Sibling, 61-year-old boyfriend, English-language films, Thanksgiving dinner, brother, 66-year-old girlfriend, Tuesday evening  
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2017-11-22 04:10:46 PM  
That's nothing.  My uncle was upset about the addition of celery to his stuff and blew up the YWCA.  Fortunately, no one was inside but athletes...
 
2017-11-22 04:11:11 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: That's nothing.  My uncle was upset about the addition of celery to his stuff and blew up the YWCA.  Fortunately, no one was inside but athletes...


*stuffing...
 
2017-11-22 04:58:45 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: That's nothing.  My uncle was upset about the addition of celery to his stuff and blew up the YWCA.  Fortunately, no one was inside but athletes...


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2017-11-22 05:04:18 PM  
that'll be awkward tomorrow.
 
2017-11-22 05:53:37 PM  
At least they have a sharp knife to carve the turkey.
 
2017-11-22 06:24:40 PM  

uncleacid: At least they have a sharp knife to carve the turkey.


Do you think they can get it out of evidence for tomorrow?
 
2017-11-22 06:24:52 PM  
Me and my sister killed the bird yesterday morning and processed it. Hopefully that will take care of the thanksgiving violence quota.
 
2017-11-22 06:38:31 PM  
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2017-11-22 06:39:54 PM  
Leave early
 
2017-11-22 06:54:46 PM  
Stay home.
 
2017-11-22 06:54:53 PM  
This is the third link about the same yearly Thanksgiving travel and shopping story.

Wasn't there a book about how the media passes off crap as news?
 
2017-11-22 07:00:22 PM  
The brother, who is 54, was originally taken to the hospital in stable condition after the fight at the home on Anderson Road in St. Albans Tuesday evening, but his condition deteriorated and authorities said Wednesday he's not expected to live

Never take me to that hospital.
 
2017-11-22 07:12:47 PM  
In fact, just get it over with, because it is now the Christmas shopping season!!!
 
2017-11-22 07:13:01 PM  
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2017-11-22 07:21:04 PM  
PROTIP: Having Thanksgiving dinner at the VFW eliminates all this ugliness.
 
2017-11-22 07:35:46 PM  

JulieAzel626: This is the third link about the same yearly Thanksgiving travel and shopping story.

Wasn't there a book about how the media passes off crap as news?


It's about a guy who got stabbed.
 
2017-11-22 07:39:52 PM  
When i was a kid, Thanksgiving was magical, fun and exciting and the whole house smelled delicious. The entire family was there, including the Grandparents, aunts and uncles. Everyone had to crowd into the living room and watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on the black and white TV. It always got cooler out this time of the year then, so after a delicious dinner, us kids were outside playing in the Florida wild woods.

Then, I became a young adult and picked up on the squabbles and snide remarks, the hurt feelings and off handed insults. Also the fact that my Mom slaved away at the stove all day with assistance from my Dad and when dinner was over, no one wanted to help them clean up -- and back then we had no automatic dish washer.

Sometimes I wonder if there are any actual 'typical' families like you see on TV ads for Thanksgiving.

Now days, in my waning years, i actually kind of miss the big family dinners. Most are dead, One is in a nursing home. Mom and Dad are gone. Siblings scattered and with their own families. I still live in the family home and recall which room each sibling had and I still have the table we used to eat the dinner from.

However, at least we never came to blows nor stabbed or shot anyone. Especially family. My folks taught us to have much more respect for each other.
 
2017-11-22 07:50:18 PM  

cowgirl toffee: uncleacid: At least they have a sharp knife to carve the turkey.

Do you think they can get it out of evidence for tomorrow?


Kitteh claws cut as easily as knives any day of the week.
:-{)
 
2017-11-22 07:51:21 PM  

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Pac man got an earing?
 
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2017-11-22 08:29:07 PM  
With a house full of Irish folk and adult beverages, it's a wonder that none of us have stabbed each other?!

...Yet
 
2017-11-22 08:53:19 PM  

MSBFDffpm: With a house full of Irish folk and adult beverages, it's a wonder that none of us have stabbed each other?!

...Yet


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2017-11-22 09:46:38 PM  

jst3p: The brother, who is 54, was originally taken to the hospital in stable condition after the fight at the home on Anderson Road in St. Albans Tuesday evening, but his condition deteriorated and authorities said Wednesday he's not expected to live

Never take me to that hospital.


Found a Daily News link saying which. It's the same hospital Trump was born at. That's gotta be a bad omen.
 
2017-11-22 10:31:57 PM  
Mom, my niece and me are playing Monopoly now, so the abuse has already started.
 
2017-11-22 10:39:41 PM  

groppet: Mom, my niece and me are playing Monopoly now, so the abuse has already started.


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2017-11-22 10:46:32 PM  
He shouldn't have gone over to his girlfriend's.  Just send her a text, man./Breaking up is hard to do.
 
2017-11-22 11:04:20 PM  
My lord, the comments on that page are scary.
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An important part of the story missing and is probably explained by nbcn's bias is the political affiliation of the assaliant. Historically, only liberals get so enraged to violent attack those with whom they disagree
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And that's just one of them. They'd be funny if they weren't serious.
 
2017-11-22 11:21:43 PM  
These kinds of family arguments never made sense to me. Whoever is hosting gets to decide who is invited. If your boyfriend/girlfriend isn't invited and you don't like it, decline the invitation. If Uncle Bob is invited and you can't stand him, decline the invitation. If you are hosting, you tell the other person this is how it is and end that conversation. Arguing implies the outcome is in doubt. And you really don't want to do that in someone else's home. A lot of people will take it as a special disrespect if you dare to fight them in their home. I bet this stabbing happened more for that reason than the subject of the argument.
 
2017-11-23 12:19:12 AM  
Subby, you forgot 'start drinking early'.
 
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