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(American Military News)   Remember the Navy pilot that drew a penis, that's right a PENIS, in the sky with his jet? Well here's the video footage we've all been waiting for. Penis. SKY PENIS   ( americanmilitarynews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States Navy, Air Station Whidbey, Station Whidbey Island, Naval Air Station, Navy lieutenants, Navy core values, Admiral, Washington  
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2017-11-21 05:39:21 PM  
Worst James Bond movie EVAR.
 
2017-11-21 05:47:34 PM  
The second video is vastly more entertaining to listen to. I mean watch. Although credit must be given to that intrepid filmer of the first clip who managed to find himself filming a real-life event that actually lent itself to a vertical orientation, something he's almost certainly been doing wrong for years, and poised in that one moment of potential greatness he stepped up, bravely held aloft his camera, and held the thing diagonally. Way to go, man. Way. To. Go.
 
2017-11-21 05:49:43 PM  
Oh, and I disagree. SKY PENIS would be an excellent Bond film.
 
2017-11-21 06:25:49 PM  
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2017-11-21 06:39:00 PM  
Excuse me while I... draw a penis in the sky.
 
2017-11-21 06:41:57 PM  
It's the only time you're gonna want to watch the sausage being made.
 
2017-11-21 06:48:48 PM  
"A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was."

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2017-11-21 06:51:42 PM  
Give that pilot a medal.
 
2017-11-21 06:52:15 PM  
One of the best ANIMALS songs....Skyyyyy Penis.
 
2017-11-21 06:52:44 PM  
I think this whole issue is rather ...

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... clouded.
 
2017-11-21 06:53:13 PM  
Thanks, now I have that Norman Greenbaum song Penis In Sky stuck in my head.
 
2017-11-21 06:53:16 PM  
Hilarious!
 
2017-11-21 06:56:20 PM  
Four thousand feminists living in the area then launched lawsuits for being "sexually harassed" and "threatened".
 
2017-11-21 06:56:49 PM  

Pocket Ninja: The second video is vastly more entertaining to listen to.


I love that it took almost until the pilot was done before they figured out what he was doing.
 
2017-11-21 06:58:05 PM  
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the penis in the sky
Goin' up to the penis in the sky
 
2017-11-21 06:59:10 PM  
Penis always steals the show.  Balls just live in the shadow.
 
2017-11-21 07:01:42 PM  
Those pilots sexually harassed millions of people. This calls for an investigation. Oh, wait, I see that's already been taken care of. LOL
 
2017-11-21 07:03:45 PM  

Diogenes: Worst James Bond movie EVAR.


How about Thunder Balls?
 
2017-11-21 07:05:23 PM  
Chem trails! The government was trying to poison us with porn!
 
2017-11-21 07:05:51 PM  
A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was.

Has anyone tried telling her to f-off and get a life? Because it sounds to me that that's exactly what she needs.
 
2017-11-21 07:06:59 PM  

Tyrosine: A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was.

Has anyone tried telling her to f-off and get a life? Because it sounds to me that that's exactly what she needs.


Apparently she shares the same core values as the Navy.
 
2017-11-21 07:07:04 PM  
Gosh, that is mightier!
 
2017-11-21 07:07:27 PM  
He should have made one more loop to outline the head.

I bet he's straight.
 
2017-11-21 07:07:43 PM  
You go to war with the sky penis you have - not the sky penis you might want or wish to have at a later time...
 
2017-11-21 07:08:48 PM  

Tyrosine: A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was.

Has anyone tried telling her to f-off and get a life? Because it sounds to me that that's exactly what she needs.


Could you imagine being married to such a tightly- wound,  frigid biatch?  Good god...
 
2017-11-21 07:09:13 PM  
What's the big deal?  Hell... it was in the flight plan.

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2017-11-21 07:09:37 PM  
Goose does not approve... or does he?

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2017-11-21 07:09:52 PM  
My wife just said it looks like mine.
 
2017-11-21 07:09:56 PM  

Ebenator: Give that pilot a medal.


AMERICA, fark YEAH!
 
2017-11-21 07:10:28 PM  
American Military News: The USAF is so mad about two pilots drawing a sky penis that we're showing you two videos of it.

USA! USA! USA!
 
2017-11-21 07:10:45 PM  

Godscrack: He should have made one more loop to outline the head.

I bet he's straight.


I bet he's circumcised.
 
2017-11-21 07:11:05 PM  

Tyrosine: A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was.

Has anyone tried telling her to f-off and get a life? Because it sounds to me that that's exactly what she needs.


Absolutely! Can't handle a brief explanation of anatomy, better not have kids because it gets much harder than that! Oops...
Wait, are you just embarrassed to tell your kids that it is what their dad shoves in your ear, mouth, arm pit, eye socket, vagina, between your toes and up your ass? (not necessarily in that order) Because that WOULD be a little awkward...
 
2017-11-21 07:11:16 PM  

Buttknuckle: Tyrosine: A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was.

Has anyone tried telling her to f-off and get a life? Because it sounds to me that that's exactly what she needs.

Could you imagine being married to such a tightly- wound,  frigid biatch?  Good god...


Well, we wouldn't have to worry about contraception.
 
2017-11-21 07:11:44 PM  
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I drew a giant penis in the snow outside my work. Some small animal, probably a rabbit, walked along it, and started hopping when it got to the head. Glorious. Things like this make me appreciate nature.
 
2017-11-21 07:11:48 PM  
I do not care that that guy drew a sky penis.
 
2017-11-21 07:12:28 PM  

derpes_simplex: "A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was."

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Diglett duh

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2017-11-21 07:12:57 PM  
Penis in the sky keeps on turning
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
 
2017-11-21 07:13:07 PM  
MY WORD WHAT WILL JEEBUS YHINK WHEN I EXPLAIN TO MY BEAUTIFUL PURE UNSULLIED CHILDREN ABOUT GENITALIA?  GOD WANTS THEM TO FEEL FREAKISH AND UNCLEAN.
 
2017-11-21 07:13:46 PM  

Godscrack: He should have made one more loop to outline the head.

I bet he's straight.


Do they have figure-eight balls in the Air Force?
 
2017-11-21 07:14:19 PM  

spooky.action: derpes_simplex: "A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was."

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Diglett duh

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Heh.  I was once the parent of a toddler.  You tell a toddler that, and they'll go around drawing "digletts" everywhere.

There'll be enough time for that when they get to middle school.
 
2017-11-21 07:14:34 PM  

ELMiller: Four thousand feminists living in the area then launched lawsuits for being "sexually harassed" and "threatened".


Too soon. Even for Fark.
(I'll laugh later.)
 
2017-11-21 07:14:42 PM  

omegaic: Tyrosine: A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was.

Has anyone tried telling her to f-off and get a life? Because it sounds to me that that's exactly what she needs.

Apparently she shares the same core values as the Navy.


Years ago the U.S. Air Force was notorious for being full of religious nuts who basically stalled the careers of people who didn't share their world view. Apparently this stupidity infests the Navy too.
 
2017-11-21 07:15:18 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Those pilots sexually harassed millions of people. This calls for an investigation. Oh, wait, I see that's already been taken care of. LOL



Speaking as a Washingtonian:

I got over it.

/It was easy.
 
2017-11-21 07:15:48 PM  

spooky.action: derpes_simplex: "A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was."

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Diglett duh

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dickbutt
 
AOW
2017-11-21 07:17:36 PM  

Ima4nic8or: My wife just said it looks like mine.


Made of vapor and disappears in a few seconds?
 
2017-11-21 07:17:39 PM  
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2017-11-21 07:18:26 PM  

Tyrosine: omegaic: Tyrosine: A mother in Oregon complained about the images to KREM2, saying that she was upset she may have to explain to her children what the drawing was.

Has anyone tried telling her to f-off and get a life? Because it sounds to me that that's exactly what she needs.

Apparently she shares the same core values as the Navy.

Years ago the U.S. Air Force was notorious for being full of religious nuts who basically stalled the careers of people who didn't share their world view. Apparently this stupidity infests the Navy too.


I dunno, I think I'm okay with the military having rules like "Don't do stupid shiat that embarrasses us."
 
2017-11-21 07:19:45 PM  
CLARKSON!
 
2017-11-21 07:21:02 PM  

UsikFark: Godscrack: He should have made one more loop to outline the head.

I bet he's straight.

Do they have figure-eight balls in the Air Force?


None of the airmen I knew did.
 
2017-11-21 07:21:36 PM  
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