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(Newsweek)   The category is "Family Values" and the $400 clue, this former GOP state senator and Trump campaign coordinator is pleading guilty to child sex trafficking. Remember to phrase your outrage in the form of a question   ( newsweek.com) divider line
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2017-11-19 08:58:38 PM  
Another one?
 
2017-11-19 10:17:06 PM  
Shortey

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2017-11-19 10:18:22 PM  
Who the f*ck is Ralph Shortey?

/I'll take "Republican Denials" for $200, Alex.
 
2017-11-19 10:29:52 PM  
How's that "best people" thing working for you Donnie?
 
2017-11-19 10:30:41 PM  
Ok, that's pretty bad... but not as bad a having a (D) next to your name.
 
2017-11-19 10:47:17 PM  

null: Who the f*ck is Ralph Shortey?


A gay porn star?
 
2017-11-19 10:53:18 PM  

Mugato: null: Who the f*ck is Ralph Shortey?

A gay porn star?


Don't even joke like that, the GOP will blame the kiddy-diddling on the homosexuality like they normally try to.
 
2017-11-19 11:08:02 PM  

hugram: Ok, that's pretty bad... but not as bad a having a (D) next to your name.


I see you're quoting Alabama's GOP stance. Well done.
 
2017-11-19 11:12:00 PM  
Uh, "What the fark," Alex?
 
2017-11-19 11:13:51 PM  
The Justice Department and the FBI need to launch an immediate investigation into how many local Trump campaign officers were located in the tunnels beneath pizza parlors.
 
2017-11-19 11:21:05 PM  
Shortey bonking shorties
 
2017-11-19 11:21:42 PM  
Is there Oklahoma-style pizza?
 
2017-11-19 11:22:30 PM  
Ugh Rape-ublicans
 
2017-11-19 11:23:06 PM  
"... and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church"

Just another reason not to go to church.
 
2017-11-19 11:23:50 PM  
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2017-11-19 11:23:53 PM  
What is, there's a farking surprise
 
2017-11-19 11:23:55 PM  
He was a COUNTY campaign coordinator.  Nobody gives a shiat about them.

Sorry to all you country campaign coordinators out there.
 
2017-11-19 11:24:55 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Is there Oklahoma-style pizza?


Best Pizza I've ever had was at a place near Beaver's Bend, OK. Called something with Elk, I think?
 
2017-11-19 11:25:05 PM  
Lemme guess: They're dropping the child porn charges in exchange for a guilty plea so he doesn't have to register as a sexual offender. No farkin way. I want this guy on this list. I want people to know wherever he lives.
 
2017-11-19 11:25:06 PM  
To be fair, he was just trying to get some action from a 17yo boy. That's a lot of things, but he's barely a child and trafficking is a stretch. If it were a girl, it wouldn't be such a big deal.

"In exchange for his guilty plea, government prosecutors have agreed to drop three counts of child pornography against him."

You know what? Forget everything I just said.
 
2017-11-19 11:25:16 PM  
Perverted Rich.
 
2017-11-19 11:27:46 PM  
So when does he launch his senate campaign?
 
2017-11-19 11:28:37 PM  
What is the "Party of Family Values?"
 
2017-11-19 11:28:43 PM  

balial: To be fair, he was just trying to get some action from a 17yo boy. That's a lot of things, but he's barely a child and trafficking is a stretch. If it were a girl, it wouldn't be such a big deal.

"In exchange for his guilty plea, government prosecutors have agreed to drop three counts of child pornography against him."

You know what? Forget everything I just said.


Yeah, and one of the pornography charges is a video of a "prepubescent girl."

Family values types really like 'em young, don't they?
 
2017-11-19 11:31:44 PM  

Fishmongers' Daughters: balial: To be fair, he was just trying to get some action from a 17yo boy. That's a lot of things, but he's barely a child and trafficking is a stretch. If it were a girl, it wouldn't be such a big deal.

"In exchange for his guilty plea, government prosecutors have agreed to drop three counts of child pornography against him."

You know what? Forget everything I just said.

Yeah, and one of the pornography charges is a video of a "prepubescent girl."

Family values types really like 'em young, don't they?


This is how they recruit.  People aren't born to be intellectually bankrupt pedophiles, that's just what purveyors of the  "swear-to-God-I'm-not-gay-agenda" would have you believe
 
2017-11-19 11:32:02 PM  

balial: To be fair, he was just trying to get some action from a 17yo boy. That's a lot of things, but he's barely a child and trafficking is a stretch. If it were a girl, it wouldn't be such a big deal.

"In exchange for his guilty plea, government prosecutors have agreed to drop three counts of child pornography against him."

You know what? Forget everything I just said.


Using teenage hookers of any gender is a Bad Idea, and that goes double for anyone involved in politics.  Even in the Oklahoma State House minor leagues.
 
2017-11-19 11:32:22 PM  
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According to The Daily Kos, Shortey's shared a picture of him embracing Donald Trump Jr. on March 10, the day after he was found by police in the motel room with the teenage boy.
 
2017-11-19 11:33:49 PM  

null: Mugato: null: Who the f*ck is Ralph Shortey?

A gay porn star?

Don't even joke like that, the GOP will blame the kiddy-diddling on the homosexuality like they normally try to.


Oh God, this again.

KodosZardoz: Lemme guess: They're dropping the child porn charges in exchange for a guilty plea so he doesn't have to register as a sexual offender.


How does that work? You plead guilty and you don't get on the sex offender list?

I'm asking for a friend
 
2017-11-19 11:34:32 PM  

KodosZardoz: Lemme guess: They're dropping the child porn charges in exchange for a guilty plea so he doesn't have to register as a sexual offender. No farkin way. I want this guy on this list. I want people to know wherever he lives.


Um, dropping the child porn charges because he's pleading to underage prostitution.

If that doesn't land him on the list then the list is useless.
 
2017-11-19 11:36:50 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: He was a COUNTY campaign coordinator.  Nobody gives a shiat about them.

Sorry to all you country campaign coordinators out there.


That excuse has already been used in the comments.
Completely ignores the 2 term state senator bit, but you know ....
 
2017-11-19 11:38:02 PM  

Naido: Fishmongers' Daughters: balial: To be fair, he was just trying to get some action from a 17yo boy. That's a lot of things, but he's barely a child and trafficking is a stretch. If it were a girl, it wouldn't be such a big deal.

"In exchange for his guilty plea, government prosecutors have agreed to drop three counts of child pornography against him."

You know what? Forget everything I just said.

Yeah, and one of the pornography charges is a video of a "prepubescent girl."

Family values types really like 'em young, don't they?

This is how they recruit.  People aren't born to be intellectually bankrupt pedophiles, that's just what purveyors of the  "swear-to-God-I'm-not-gay-agenda" would have you believe


people who think being a good person is about nobody finding out is infuriating. When it involves stuff like this, it's sickening.
 
2017-11-19 11:40:27 PM  
Democrats: Phony story about child trafficking spun from whole cloth.

Republicans: Actual child trafficking.
 
2017-11-19 11:43:02 PM  

Flappyhead: Democrats: Phony story about child trafficking spun from whole cloth.

Republicans: Actual child trafficking.


For the umpteenth time, if a Republican is accusing a Democrat of something assume a Republican is the one doing it.
 
2017-11-19 11:43:55 PM  

KodosZardoz: Lemme guess: They're dropping the child porn charges in exchange for a guilty plea so he doesn't have to register as a sexual offender. No farkin way. I want this guy on this list. I want people to know wherever he lives.


Sorry, list is full.  Guy convicted of peeing behind a bar last week should've told ya.
 
2017-11-19 11:44:01 PM  
Fury Pilot: 2 term state senator

Just wanted to highlight this again.
 
2017-11-19 11:44:03 PM  

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According to The Daily Kos, Shortey's shared a picture of him embracing Donald Trump Jr. on March 10, the day after he was found by police in the motel room with the teenage boy.


I hope he washed his hands.
 
2017-11-19 11:46:48 PM  
From FTA:

On March 9, Shortey surrendered to police on charges of engaging in child prostitution, transporting a minor for prostitution and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church.

Why the fark does paying for sex within a thousand feet of a church get its own special crime? God can't have a limit on how close he can be when he watches because he's supposed to be omnipresent.
 
2017-11-19 11:48:04 PM  

englaja: From FTA:

On March 9, Shortey surrendered to police on charges of engaging in child prostitution, transporting a minor for prostitution and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church.

Why the fark does paying for sex within a thousand feet of a church get its own special crime? God can't have a limit on how close he can be when he watches because he's supposed to be omnipresent.


It's Mobilhoma, what you expect?
 
2017-11-19 11:52:14 PM  

Fury Pilot: The Jami Turman Fan Club: He was a COUNTY campaign coordinator.  Nobody gives a shiat about them.

Sorry to all you country campaign coordinators out there.

That excuse has already been used in the comments.
Completely ignores the 2 term state senator bit, but you know ....


He's a Republican, and an asshole, and should go to jail for a very long time, and be a sex offender for the rest of his life.  I wish we lived in an era where people like him had their noses cut off so everybody would know them for what they are.   He's an excellent example of what's wrong with the Republican party.

What's the point in tying him to Trump?
 
2017-11-19 11:56:45 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Fury Pilot: The Jami Turman Fan Club: He was a COUNTY campaign coordinator.  Nobody gives a shiat about them.

Sorry to all you country campaign coordinators out there.

That excuse has already been used in the comments.
Completely ignores the 2 term state senator bit, but you know ....

He's a Republican, and an asshole, and should go to jail for a very long time, and be a sex offender for the rest of his life.  I wish we lived in an era where people like him had their noses cut off so everybody would know them for what they are.   He's an excellent example of what's wrong with the Republican party.


I stated the fact that he is not just a COUNTY campaign coordinator, he also served two terms as a State Senator.

What's the point in tying him to Trump?

No idea where you are trying to go with that.
 
2017-11-19 11:58:46 PM  
Yeah but didn't Hillary once solicit a female teenager at her door for a box of cookies (I believe Samoa and Thin Mints) and that's pretty much the same thing.

Checkersmate
 
2017-11-19 11:59:39 PM  

englaja: From FTA:

On March 9, Shortey surrendered to police on charges of engaging in child prostitution, transporting a minor for prostitution and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church.

Why the fark does paying for sex within a thousand feet of a church get its own special crime? God can't have a limit on how close he can be when he watches because he's supposed to be omnipresent.


Yeah that law strikes me as a total failure of the separation of church & state concept.

Also is it via roads or how the crow flies?  Are there coloured marks around a neighbourhood that deliminates the boundaries?  I see so many problems with a bullshiat law like this one.
 
2017-11-19 11:59:51 PM  

englaja: From FTA:

On March 9, Shortey surrendered to police on charges of engaging in child prostitution, transporting a minor for prostitution and engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church.

Why the fark does paying for sex within a thousand feet of a church get its own special crime? God can't have a limit on how close he can be when he watches because he's supposed to be omnipresent.


If you're having buttsecks and a mass shooter also shows up at the church, the churchgoing good guy with a gun won't know who to shoot first
 
2017-11-20 12:01:39 AM  

Fury Pilot: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Fury Pilot: The Jami Turman Fan Club: He was a COUNTY campaign coordinator.  Nobody gives a shiat about them.

Sorry to all you country campaign coordinators out there.

That excuse has already been used in the comments.
Completely ignores the 2 term state senator bit, but you know ....

He's a Republican, and an asshole, and should go to jail for a very long time, and be a sex offender for the rest of his life.  I wish we lived in an era where people like him had their noses cut off so everybody would know them for what they are.   He's an excellent example of what's wrong with the Republican party.

I stated the fact that he is not just a COUNTY campaign coordinator, he also served two terms as a State Senator.

What's the point in tying him to Trump?

No idea where you are trying to go with that.


Tying him to Trump means Putin probably has a lot more videos of him farking minor children.
 
2017-11-20 12:08:06 AM  
Republicans, what the hell is wrong with you people??  Why?  Why feign all the moral outrage and the sex obsession and....all of it?  All of it.  farking deviants.
 
2017-11-20 12:09:17 AM  
People, do not let this distract us from what is really important! Her emails, Uranium 1, Benghazi........................
 
2017-11-20 12:12:27 AM  
What. The. Fark?
 
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2017-11-20 12:12:46 AM  

ongbok: People, do not let this distract us from what is really important! Her emails, Uranium 1, Benghazi........................


Wait 'til they find out about Uranium 2. It had a much larger production budget.
 
2017-11-20 12:13:05 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Fury Pilot: The Jami Turman Fan Club: He was a COUNTY campaign coordinator.  Nobody gives a shiat about them.

Sorry to all you country campaign coordinators out there.

That excuse has already been used in the comments.
Completely ignores the 2 term state senator bit, but you know ....

He's a Republican, and an asshole, and should go to jail for a very long time, and be a sex offender for the rest of his life.  I wish we lived in an era where people like him had their noses cut off so everybody would know them for what they are.   He's an excellent example of what's wrong with the Republican party.

What's the point in tying him to Trump?


Kiiiiinda feel the same here.
There are enough genuine reason so to hate trump and he can't be blame for for literally everything a republican does.
That's like saying everything a democrat has done wrong in the last 9 years is because of Obama. When people trot that out we roll our eyes and know it's not true.

If we keep this shiat up we are gonna have our own spiltmilkthanksobama gif.
 
2017-11-20 12:13:44 AM  
How can we blame Hillary?
 
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