Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Dot)   Donald Trump Jr. is really trying his best to emulate his dad, here are the 10 dumbest things he has done in 2017. So far   ( dailydot.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Donald Trump, Don Jr., Donald Trump Jr., Donald Trump, Jr., Ivana Trump, Eric Trump, Trump Organization, Don Jr  
•       •       •

2236 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Nov 2017 at 1:04 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



38 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2017-11-19 10:20:54 PM  
"Don Jr. is why Nigerian email scammers keep trying their luck."

BURN.

9) He posted this Instagram deadlift video

Getting ready for prison?

img.fark.netView Full Size


Oh man, I somehow missed that one.
 
2017-11-19 10:40:12 PM  
11) And his business card pales in comparison to Paul Allen's. It even has a watermark.
 
2017-11-19 11:05:52 PM  

fusillade762: "Don Jr. is why Nigerian email scammers keep trying their luck."

BURN.

9) He posted this Instagram deadlift video

Getting ready for prison?

[img.fark.net image 768x512][View Full Size image _x_]

Oh man, I somehow missed that one.


His family photos are all turned away from him because he can't stand the thought of his children judging him as he writes his treasonous emails.
 
2017-11-20 01:10:55 AM  
I'm wondering about the timing on Two Scoops' announcement on trophy hunting and why he's suddenly against it. Maybe he knows Uday won't be making any hunting trips for the foreseeable future. Don't forget, Uday posting that email chain really made things worse.
 
2017-11-20 01:13:10 AM  
I really hope they all go to prison, the complaining would be legendary.
 
2017-11-20 01:14:46 AM  
1. Who the hell hunts prairie dogs?

2. In the deadlift video, the woman behind him very obviously rolls her eyes.

3. What a douche.
 
2017-11-20 01:17:12 AM  
I'm beginning to think that "I'm Eric!" is the smart one.
 
2017-11-20 01:17:57 AM  

eiger: 1. Who the hell hunts prairie dogs?

2. In the deadlift video, the woman behind him very obviously rolls her eyes.

3. What a douche.


Some times, you just want to kill something. And you can't jet off to Zimbabwe and get a guide to march out a semi conscious elephant that's loaded to the gills with tranquilizers every weekend. It's just impractical.
 
2017-11-20 01:19:09 AM  

elffster: I really hope they all go to prison, the complaining would be legendary.


i hope donnie goes to prison but gets to keep his twitter. for the lolz of course
 
2017-11-20 01:21:40 AM  
s3.amazonaws.comView Full Size
 
2017-11-20 01:22:52 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm beginning to think that "I'm Eric!" is the smart one.


No, Tiffany is...
 
2017-11-20 01:24:43 AM  

bdub77: elffster: I really hope they all go to prison, the complaining would be legendary.

i hope donnie goes to prison but gets to keep his twitter. for the lolz of course


"Sold Eric to the Cholos for three rolls of toilet paper and a new toothbrush. Never heard a grown man scream that high pitched. Low energy. Sad."
 
2017-11-20 01:26:23 AM  

eiger: 1. Who the hell hunts prairie dogs?

2. In the deadlift video, the woman behind him very obviously rolls her eyes.

3. What a douche.


Do you live west of the Mississippi? Because those things are everywhere, and sometimes they need a little help with their birth control.
 
2017-11-20 01:27:44 AM  

calufrax: The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm beginning to think that "I'm Eric!" is the smart one.

No, Tiffany is...


Tiffany is the least likely of his adult children to ever go to jail, by far.
 
2017-11-20 01:34:55 AM  
Is it just me, or in that dead lift video, has he obviously been neglecting leg day?
 
2017-11-20 01:35:17 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm beginning to think that "I'm Eric!" is the smart one.


Oh, like they both weren't an attempt by Donald to clone himself for parts.
 
2017-11-20 01:36:30 AM  
And I get all your good advice
Never stops me from going through these things twice
I see the knives out, I turn my back
I hear the train coming, I stay right on that track

In the middle, in the middle
In the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I've done all the dumb things

Paul Kelly And The Coloured Girls - Dumb Things
Youtube pWhj4sVeVD0
 
2017-11-20 01:45:47 AM  
"Fat, rich, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - God to Jesus
 
2017-11-20 01:55:31 AM  
Don... when you wear a shirt that says 'Very Fake News', that what you're saying about YOURSELF!
 
2017-11-20 01:57:35 AM  
That article is missing at least six more dumb things.

/obscure?
 
2017-11-20 02:03:12 AM  

bdub77: elffster: I really hope they all go to prison, the complaining would be legendary.

i hope donnie goes to prison but gets to keep his twitter. for the lolz of course


The only thing I would want if the stars did align and the Trump clan got hauled off to prison is this: On Two Scoops' first day, the guards announce that to mark the occasion, they'll be serving ice cream for dinner. Two Scoops naturally butts his way to the front of the line, where he is given one scoop and told to move on. Then, every other inmate is given two scoops of ice cream. The tantrum will be epic.
 
2017-11-20 02:24:18 AM  

eiger: 1. Who the hell hunts prairie dogs?


12 year-olds who just got their first .22 rifles, mostly.

Also, ranchers and farmers who are tired of broken cattle legs and tractor axles.
 
2017-11-20 02:24:22 AM  
Back To The Future He's an idiot
Youtube yau7Z3vMBo0
 
2017-11-20 02:37:02 AM  

themindiswatching: That article is missing at least six more dumb things.

/obscure?


Hookers?
 
2017-11-20 02:46:24 AM  

a neutral australian lurker offering help: themindiswatching: That article is missing at least six more dumb things.

/obscure?

Hookers?


Was trying to make a hexadecimal joke. 10 in base 16 == 16 in base 10.
 
2017-11-20 02:56:54 AM  
I was going to make the old "only 10?" joke, but upon reflection the only choice the editor had was to limit the list or write an article that's infinitely paginated.
 
2017-11-20 03:06:13 AM  
In all fairness to Lil' Donnie and the very lazy reporter. 9 of 10 were stupid things he did on social media.

/ he's probably done a dozen stupider thing before breakfast most days
 
2017-11-20 03:47:15 AM  

themindiswatching: a neutral australian lurker offering help: themindiswatching: That article is missing at least six more dumb things.

/obscure?

Hookers?

Was trying to make a hexadecimal joke. 10 in base 16 == 16 in base 10.


There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who keep their radical jokes to binary and those who don't.
 
2017-11-20 05:00:48 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: calufrax: The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm beginning to think that "I'm Eric!" is the smart one.

No, Tiffany is...

Tiffany is the least likely of his adult children to ever go to jail, by far.


That's like being the best sportsball player at a school for the blind.
 
2017-11-20 05:40:47 AM  

eiger: 1. Who the hell hunts prairie dogs?


Fearless big game hunters.
momastery.comView Full Size
 
2017-11-20 06:12:53 AM  

fusillade762: "Don Jr. is why Nigerian email scammers keep trying their luck."

BURN.

9) He posted this Instagram deadlift video

Getting ready for prison?

[img.fark.net image 768x512][View Full Size image _x_]

Oh man, I somehow missed that one.


a) what the fark is he doing with his mouth? Both him and daddy have a dumb look that they think makes them look stern and tough.
b) don't turn all your photographs round to face the photographer, that's naff af. And that's assuming you didnt just get them out of a drawer where they usually live.
 
2017-11-20 06:15:04 AM  

Wretschko: fusillade762: "Don Jr. is why Nigerian email scammers keep trying their luck."

BURN.

9) He posted this Instagram deadlift video

Getting ready for prison?

[img.fark.net image 768x512][View Full Size image _x_]

Oh man, I somehow missed that one.

His family photos are all turned away from him because he can't stand the thought of his children judging him as he writes his treasonous emails.


There's a theory or whatever that when someone faces the pictures towards themselves, it's because they want reminders or whatever of the happiness and positivity they get from family and friends. When they face the pictures away from themselves, it's because they want everyone else to know how happy and successful they are.

That absolutely fits here. Donald Jr. has lived in his father's shadow. He is absolutely desperate for his existence to be verified without mentioning his father.
 
2017-11-20 07:31:16 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: calufrax: The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm beginning to think that "I'm Eric!" is the smart one.

No, Tiffany is...

Tiffany is the least likely of his adult children to ever go to jail, by far.


Yeah, she won't even show up for visiting day.
 
2017-11-20 09:10:33 AM  

Cork on Fork: HMS_Blinkin: calufrax: The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm beginning to think that "I'm Eric!" is the smart one.

No, Tiffany is...

Tiffany is the least likely of his adult children to ever go to jail, by far.

Yeah, she won't even show up for visiting day.


She's the most likely to testify for the prosecution.

/Without needing a deal
 
2017-11-20 09:20:22 AM  

eiger: 1. Who the hell hunts prairie dogs?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-20 10:16:55 AM  
Well, it'll at least make discovery short and sweet.
 
2017-11-20 11:03:06 AM  
I enjoyed the deadlift video, and I fervently hope that he continues to use that technique for heavier attempts in the future.  Perhaps he can teach his family and friends to do so as well.
 
2017-11-20 04:00:11 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
Displayed 38 of 38 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report