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(YouTube) Video Cards Against Humanity goes Ken Burns on Donald Trump for the holidays, and even bought some land on the border to snag up alleged wall construction. Most Farkers will donate just for the "Stop Saying Pickle Rick" sign   ( youtube.com) divider line
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2017-11-14 08:27:28 PM  
They already have my money.
 
2017-11-14 10:30:38 PM  
Sold out.  Good thing I got my order in.
 
2017-11-14 11:13:37 PM  
Are Republicans now going to burn their bull shiat in protest
 
2017-11-14 11:15:32 PM  
Already sold out, oh well.

*burns $15*
 
2017-11-14 11:19:56 PM  
I like the bukkake card.
 
2017-11-14 11:20:51 PM  

vonzales: I like the bukkake card.


Not sure if that's correct spelling.
I refuse to search.
 
2017-11-14 11:20:59 PM  
I like pickles.
/but not in that way
 
2017-11-14 11:24:14 PM  
It will be a secret way into the united states where I can funnel in my

8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin
 
2017-11-14 11:32:44 PM  

ArkAngel: They already have my money.


My wallet leapt out of my pocket and flew to Chicago, flapping all the way.

Dunno what CAH will think about the 15 year old condom, my ham radio license card, and my Pastafarian minister card though.
 
2017-11-14 11:36:30 PM  

vonzales: I like the bukkake card.


Fark is not your personal erotic site.
 
2017-11-14 11:42:36 PM  

vonzales: vonzales: I like the bukkake card.

Not sure if that's correct spelling.
I refuse to search.


This in indeed the correct spelling. *smug nod* Yes bukkake shall be recognized by all after this brave comment. We can safely assume this true spelling has been splattered with all manner of DNA from the greatest minds in science. Minds like Dick Johnson and Darryl Donkey-Hung have contributed to these findings.
 
2017-11-14 11:42:39 PM  
I did my part to Save America. I guess I own land now in another state.
 
2017-11-14 11:46:34 PM  
Just here as a placeholder to remind me to check in the morning how many Drewgs come to talk about how CAH are full of idiots making a terrible investment as eminent domain will take the land, missing the point that this act will surely trigger Trump resulting in both laughs and free advertising that will absolutely offset the cost of the land.
 
2017-11-14 11:46:51 PM  

ArkAngel: They already have my money.


Well fark you then.
 
2017-11-14 11:47:08 PM  

enry: Sold out.  Good thing I got my order in.


...and you too.
 
2017-11-14 11:55:42 PM  
PICKLE RIIIICK!
 
2017-11-15 12:18:39 AM  

punkwrestler: vonzales: I like the bukkake card.

Fark is not your personal erotic site.


But I really, really like memes...
 
2017-11-15 12:18:59 AM  
Sold out :(
I feel like my face has been whited out by all the seamen in the navy... and not in the good way.
 
2017-11-15 12:23:05 AM  
I doubled my Odor by flushing $30 down a public toilet
 
2017-11-15 12:30:29 AM  
I don't need a stinking card to be against humanity.

/Didn't vote
//refuses to duck, rather
///stands up to full height in open defiance
 
2017-11-15 12:38:04 AM  
"goes Ken Burns"..... so they wasted 20 hours of my life to tell a frickin' one hour story??
 
2017-11-15 12:46:32 AM  

shinji3i: Just here as a placeholder to remind me to check in the morning how many Drewgs come to talk about how CAH are full of idiots making a terrible investment as eminent domain will take the land, missing the point that this act will surely trigger Trump resulting in both laughs and free advertising that will absolutely offset the cost of the land.


It also makes it a pain in the ass to eminent domain the land because it generates that much more paperwork before they can build the wall there
 
2017-11-15 12:51:01 AM  

vonzales: vonzales: I like the bukkake card.

Not sure if that's correct spelling.
I refuse to search.


It's correct.
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2017-11-15 01:27:22 AM  
So, they reroute so the land is on the Mexico side of the border wall?
 
2017-11-15 01:49:57 AM  

Ivo Shandor: vonzales: vonzales: I like the bukkake card.

Not sure if that's correct spelling.
I refuse to search.

It's correct.
[img.fark.net image 600x600]


Ewwwww
 
2017-11-15 02:39:32 AM  
Stop, my nipple blades can only get so sharp.
 
2017-11-15 02:51:28 AM  

Ivo Shandor: vonzales: vonzales: I like the bukkake card.

Not sure if that's correct spelling.
I refuse to search.

It's correct.
[img.fark.net image 600x600]


I really miss Marukame Udon. Fantastic food, one of a very small number of places where I would gladly wait in lines like they had.
 
2017-11-15 04:04:17 AM  
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Perhaps now might be a good time to point out that Cards Against Humanity creator Max Temkin is facing allegations of rape.
 
2017-11-15 05:27:24 AM  

albuquerquehalsey: [img.fark.net image 425x545]
Perhaps now might be a good time to point out that Cards Against Humanity creator Max Temkin is facing allegations of rape.


Hadn't heard about that. Looked into his "apology", which straight-up denies the accusation before admitting 'It is entirely possible she read something completely different than I did into an awkward college hookup'.

He embeds that line in a bunch of performative feminism and plays the victim admirably, but still, that quote is Niceguy for 'yeah I guess I didn't actually ask her if she wanted to fark and I guess she didn't actually consent to it but, eh, it wasn't that good for me either.' And that's...well, that's sort of an admission of date rape. Like, if it's all awkward and ambiguous, maybe try to clear up the confusion before you slam it in, bro.
 
2017-11-15 07:40:38 AM  
A for effort, but the gubmint can use eminent domain if it really wants to be a racist douchebag.
 
2017-11-15 08:56:30 AM  
LOL Eminent domain....How does it work? How is it racist? How does it douche?
 
2017-11-15 09:15:31 AM  

Joe Blowme: LOL Eminent domain....How does it work? How is it racist? How does it douche?


Reading comprehension... How does it work?
 
2017-11-15 09:31:05 AM  

ketkarsa: A for effort, but the gubmint can use eminent domain if it really wants to be a racist douchebag.


That's why they hired lawyers specializing in eminent domain law, and will be dragging it out as long as possible.  Just gotta wait it out until the Trumpeters forget it never happened.
 
2017-11-15 10:49:54 AM  

Abacus9: Joe Blowme: LOL Eminent domain....How does it work? How is it racist? How does it douche?

Reading comprehension... How does it work?


If i knew that i would not have questions
 
2017-11-15 11:03:56 AM  

ketkarsa: A for effort, but the gubmint can use eminent domain if it really wants to be a racist douchebag.


The point isn't to make it impossible; the CAH folks know they can't do that, and they say as much in the post. Eminent domain is, as you say, a thing.

But there are checks and balances, even post-Kelo, both legal and logistical. The government is still required to pay "just compensation" per the Constitution. This, in turn, requires investigation into who must be compensated, and hearings and inspections to determine what amout of compensation is just, all of which must be done at the government's expense.

Multiply that by thousands of teeny tiny little parcels of land, and you've inflated the cost of the wall enormously, in terms of both money and time. The government inevitably wins in the end, but you can make them really miserable while they slog through the process. And maybe a government win isn't quite so inevitable, if you can inflate the cost so much that they decide it's no longer worth paying.

Pity it's sold out. I was going to buy some for all my Trump-supporting family members.
 
2017-11-15 12:18:17 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: Cards Against Humanity creator Max Temkin is facing allegations of rape.


I think every guy who is anyone at this point has allegations of rape.
 
2017-11-15 12:38:40 PM  
i sure hope they have plans to patrol the area with water and medical supplies for the migrants, like the people who actually help the border control.
 
2017-11-15 12:41:00 PM  
While I find this humorous and all, if it ever gets down to the point where Trump starts building the wall, it means he will have somehow survived all the damage he has done to himself and lasted way longer in office than I would have hoped.
 
2017-11-15 01:13:44 PM  
The part I find most confusing about this whole "build a wall" thing is that it isn't possible to build exactly along the border so if it's built on US territory (as I assume it has to be) then it's going to leave some part of 'Murica on the Messican side of the wall. The alternative is that the US is planning to invade and usurp Mexican sovereign territory to build the wall so that no part of the sacred U.S. of A is on the wrong side.

Did anyone address this particular wrinkle in the planning? Or is that all still to be decided in the future?
 
2017-11-15 02:16:25 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: [img.fark.net image 425x545]
Perhaps now might be a good time to point out that Cards Against Humanity creator Max Temkin is facing allegations of rape.


I wonder how you would feel if someone made an allegation against you that was untrue and internet people spent the rest of your existence posting stuff like that every time your name came up even though there was never more than some facebook post made as an allegation.

Not saying he is guilty or innocent, but I don't think you are doing anyone a service by regurgitating a facebook allegation.
 
2017-11-15 02:19:20 PM  

Popular Opinion: i sure hope they have plans to patrol the area with water and medical supplies for the migrants, like the people who actually help the border control.


It is not a perfect solution, so nothing should be done?
Got it.

So why don't we try to improve things in their countries so they won't come here?
So why don't we increase fines, including fining the owners of companies, that hire the undocumented?
 
2017-11-15 02:31:33 PM  

Witty_Retort: Popular Opinion: i sure hope they have plans to patrol the area with water and medical supplies for the migrants, like the people who actually help the border control.

It is not a perfect solution, so nothing should be done?
Got it.

is that what i said?

So why don't we try to improve things in their countries so they won't come here?
So why don't we increase fines, including fining the owners of companies, that hire the undocumented?


great ideas.

why are we draining all the talent from places like syria, when they will need all those people to rebuild?
we only take the best, and leave the uneducated and the extremists.
what do you expect for the future of those countries when we take all the doctors, teachers and college grads and leave only the rejects?
 
2017-11-15 05:27:16 PM  

Witty_Retort: Popular Opinion: i sure hope they have plans to patrol the area with water and medical supplies for the migrants, like the people who actually help the border control.

It is not a perfect solution, so nothing should be done?
Got it.

So why don't we try to improve things in their countries so they won't come here?
So why don't we increase fines, including fining the owners of companies, that hire the undocumented?


Alternatively, why don't we fix our broken farking immigration policies and processes to make it take less than a decade and tens of thousands of dollars for people to get through?

Ah right, because it's not perfect, so let's do nothing.
 
2017-11-15 05:51:38 PM  

Perpetuous Procrastination: Witty_Retort: Popular Opinion: i sure hope they have plans to patrol the area with water and medical supplies for the migrants, like the people who actually help the border control.

It is not a perfect solution, so nothing should be done?
Got it.

So why don't we try to improve things in their countries so they won't come here?
So why don't we increase fines, including fining the owners of companies, that hire the undocumented?

Alternatively, why don't we fix our broken farking immigration policies and processes to make it take less than a decade and tens of thousands of dollars for people to get through?

Ah right, because it's not perfect, so let's do nothing.


we also could/should raise the quota quota for legal immigration from 1 million to 2 or more, if we can get a handle on the illegal immigration problem.
 
2017-11-15 06:22:46 PM  
They'll just build the wall to the north of their property like they've already done with the existing wall.

"Federal officials say it was unfortunate some families wound up on the wrong side of the fence. They estimated it happened about a dozen times, but declined to discuss specific cases, including the Loops'."
 
2017-11-15 07:26:30 PM  

jtown: They'll just build the wall to the north of their property like they've already done with the existing wall.

"Federal officials say it was unfortunate some families wound up on the wrong side of the fence. They estimated it happened about a dozen times, but declined to discuss specific cases, including the Loops'."


The government is allowed to take immediate possession with a deposit of the alleged value with the court.  This will not delay the wall in the slightest, but will only increase costs down the road (long after the wall is done).  So in other words, a perfect liberal protest.  Does nothing, inconveniences normal people, and costs the taxpayer more for the same result.
 
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