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(News24)   Is it a coup or not a coup? Let's go to Zimbabwe where tanks are on the street   ( news24.com) divider line
    More: News, Robert Mugabe, President Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe African National Union - Patriotic Front, Zimbabwe, president emmerson mnangagwa, Military, vice president, treasonable conduct  
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3 days ago  
In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.
 
3 days ago  

One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.


Hopefully the rebels can afford Toyota HiLuxes.
 
3 days ago  

One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.


Isn't a loaf of bread there like 100 trillion dollars? How much is a tank?
 
3 days ago  
CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Coup'd be.
 
3 days ago  
Well no worries, I doubt America will get involved unless there's oil.
 
3 days ago  

One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabw​e​_National_Army#Equipment

Mainly T-55s.
 
3 days ago  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"


Someone tell St Pete Times this is Zimbabwe, not chad.

/here all week
 
3 days ago  
Well does it have two doors and a fixed roof?
 
3 days ago  

abhorrent1: One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.

Isn't a loaf of bread there like 100 trillion dollars? How much is a tank?


Zimbabwe uses US dollars now.

Ok, and Chinese RMB.

And Euros.

And...look, if it's paper and there's numbers printed on it, Zimbabwe is taking it.
 
3 days ago  
Tanks, but no tanks
 
3 days ago  
Coup, no coup, doesn't matter - nothing at all will change for the people of Zinbabwe.  That sucks.
 
3 days ago  

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Seriously, that's an awful loaded diversionary comment.
 
3 days ago  

The Third Man: abhorrent1: One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.

Isn't a loaf of bread there like 100 trillion dollars? How much is a tank?

Zimbabwe uses US dollars now.

Ok, and Chinese RMB.

And Euros.

And...look, if it's paper and there's numbers printed on it, Zimbabwe is taking it.


When you need to wipe your ass, paper is paper.
 
3 days ago  
Those are not tanks.  They are armored personnel carriers.  I have not seen a single photograph of a tank yet.

This is apparently a Zimbabwean tank.

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3 days ago  
The metaphor I read somewhere is that they're basically replacing Lenin with Stalin. So, exciting times.
 
3 days ago  

abhorrent1: One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.

Isn't a loaf of bread there like 100 trillion dollars? How much is a tank?


They're mostly early Cold War models. You can buy a T-55 tank for $60,000 USD. Mugabe has cars that cost more than that.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

Warthog: Those are not tanks.  They are armored personnel carriers.  I have not seen a single photograph of a tank yet.

This is apparently a Zimbabwean tank.

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Pretty sure this is a Zimbabwean tank:
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

Satanic_Hamster: One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwe​_National_Army#Equipment

Mainly T-55s.


Can you bullseye womp rats with them?
 
3 days ago  
Mu Ga Beeee, ohhh ohhh
Mu Ga Beeee, oh, oh, oh, oh

Can also be "Zimbabwe"  sung to the tune of Volare'

/Never Zambia though...
 
3 days ago  

cybrwzrd: Can you bullseye womp rats with them?


Not likely.  50s era Soviet tanks likely can't shoot worth shiat.
 
3 days ago  
Finally, we'll find the lost episodes of Doctor Who!
 
3 days ago  

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Nice to know Baghdad Bob found a new gig.
 
3 days ago  
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RIP
 
3 days ago  
Or is it a coupe?
 
3 days ago  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: abhorrent1: One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.

Isn't a loaf of bread there like 100 trillion dollars? How much is a tank?

They're mostly early Cold War models. You can buy a T-55 tank for $60,000 USD. Mugabe has cars that cost more than that.


I suspect transportation of such a beast gets expensive fast, but I'm sure there are a lot of "off road specific"* trucks in the US that cost more than $60k.  Then again, a T-55 tank probably can't do the jeep crawls well.  Just look awesome doing it.
/* not using the odd "off road" part, I mean "obviously not street legal while driving by a speed trap" off road
// don't ask what paperwork is needed to keep the gun.  It wasn't in the US at the magic moment.
///no, you really aren't allowed to keep the gun, stop asking.
 
3 days ago  
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I might be thinking about Thanksgiving too much...
 
3 days ago  
Zimbabwe?
Way!
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3 days ago  

Warthog: Those are not tanks.  They are armored personnel carriers.  I have not seen a single photograph of a tank yet.

This is apparently a Zimbabwean tank.

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It's been a long time since I've seen one up close but that looks conspicuously like an M60 and not a T-55.
 
3 days ago  
Good. Zimbabwe is near the top of the list for countries that need a coup.  Mugabe isn't quite as bad as North Korea's little fat boy, but not for lack of trying.
 
3 days ago  

firemanbuck: Mu Ga Beeee, ohhh ohhh
Mu Ga Beeee, oh, oh, oh, oh

Can also be "Zimbabwe"  sung to the tune of Volare'

/Never Zambia though...


What about Rhodesia?
 
3 days ago  

The Third Man: abhorrent1: One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.

Isn't a loaf of bread there like 100 trillion dollars? How much is a tank?

Zimbabwe uses US dollars now.

Ok, and Chinese RMB.

And Euros.

And...look, if it's paper and there's numbers printed on it, Zimbabwe is taking it.


Zimbabwe dollars aren't accepted any more. They switched over to a scrip type currency called "bond," which is pegged to the US dollar 1=1, but can only be used in country. If you're a masochist you can convert other currencies to bond but you won't be able to change it back when you leave. IIRC Cuba does something similar.

Everyone accepts USD, and in fact they prefer it, but anything else is pretty much only useful at a bank or money changer. I once had a guy follow me half a mile trying to get me to change a Euro coin to USD.

Got a couple sets of mondo-denomination bills from a street hawker for $2 USD.
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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

One Bad Apple: In other news Zimbabwe can afford tanks.


BBC News reported a few broke down, so that's believable.
 
3 days ago  

Julius Pleaseher: Warthog: Those are not tanks.  They are armored personnel carriers.  I have not seen a single photograph of a tank yet.

This is apparently a Zimbabwean tank.

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It's been a long time since I've seen one up close but that looks conspicuously like an M60 and not a T-55.


Yes, that is an M60A1.

And yes, Zimbabwe uses T-55s and Chinese clones, so the pic is just a joke.
 
3 days ago  

OgreMagi: Good. Zimbabwe is near the top of the list for countries that need a coup.  Mugabe isn't quite as bad as North Korea's little fat boy, but not for lack of trying.


I'm sure the guy that replaces Mugabe will be a fine upstanding leader.
 
3 days ago  

One Bad Apple: OgreMagi: Good. Zimbabwe is near the top of the list for countries that need a coup.  Mugabe isn't quite as bad as North Korea's little fat boy, but not for lack of trying.

I'm sure the guy that replaces Mugabe will be a fine upstanding leader.


This.  The new leader you get after a coup d'état is usually just as bad as the previous leader.  Rarely does this sort of coup result in a better place to live.
 
3 days ago  

One Bad Apple: OgreMagi: Good. Zimbabwe is near the top of the list for countries that need a coup.  Mugabe isn't quite as bad as North Korea's little fat boy, but not for lack of trying.

I'm sure the guy that replaces Mugabe will be a fine upstanding leader.


It would be difficult to do worse.  Not impossible, but lil'Kim is busy in NK at the moment.
 
3 days ago  

Barry McCockner: Tanks, but no tanks


Not coup, maaaan, NOT coup.
 
3 days ago  
There is no coup.
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3 days ago  
I hope this situation doesn't keep Robert Mugabe from producing his various brands of California wines.
 
3 days ago  

Myria: One Bad Apple: OgreMagi: Good. Zimbabwe is near the top of the list for countries that need a coup.  Mugabe isn't quite as bad as North Korea's little fat boy, but not for lack of trying.

I'm sure the guy that replaces Mugabe will be a fine upstanding leader.

This.  The new leader you get after a coup d'état is usually just as bad as the previous leader.  Rarely does this sort of coup result in a better place to live.


Plus there are often some purges.  I doubt Mrs. Mugabe's trial will meet all the standards of the English legal system.
 
3 days ago  

Feel_the_velvet: I hope this situation doesn't keep Robert Mugabe from producing his various brands of California wines.


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I lol'd
 
3 days ago  

ArkPanda: Myria: One Bad Apple: OgreMagi: Good. Zimbabwe is near the top of the list for countries that need a coup.  Mugabe isn't quite as bad as North Korea's little fat boy, but not for lack of trying.

I'm sure the guy that replaces Mugabe will be a fine upstanding leader.

This.  The new leader you get after a coup d'état is usually just as bad as the previous leader.  Rarely does this sort of coup result in a better place to live.

Plus there are often some purges.  I doubt Mrs. Mugabe's trial will meet all the standards of the English legal system.


Honestly in the long run she may have been better off sticking around in South Africa to face those assault charges. Though it's also highly likely that she's already on a plane to a friendly nation to enjoy her looted billions.
 
3 days ago  

cybrwzrd: Can you bullseye womp rats with them?


You're thinking of the T-16. Common mistake.
 
3 days ago  
About time.  Mugabe has been a walking corpse for a while
 
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