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(The Onion)   World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore After Tom Hanks Murders 5   ( theonion.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
He's earned a couple or six.
 
5 days ago  
That must have given him a Woody.
 
5 days ago  
Police found a bloody handprint at the scene

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5 days ago  
Not as bad as being in Forrest Gump.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Yeah but they were jerks.
 
5 days ago  
I blame that damn game

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5 days ago  
Reminds me of that episode of Mary Shelley's Frankenhole. (NSFW)

Tom Hanks' Advice | Mary Shelley's Frankenhole | Adult Swim
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5 days ago  
Well, he did murder a couple hours of my life when I went to see Joe vs The Volcano.
 
5 days ago  

duke3522: Well, he did murder a couple hours of my life when I went to see Joe vs The Volcano.


He and Steve Gutenberg were neck and neck at one point in the 80s
 
5 days ago  
2/20/13?
 
5 days ago  
I bet it was Otm Shank...
 
4 days ago  

Fano: duke3522: Well, he did murder a couple hours of my life when I went to see Joe vs The Volcano.

He and Steve Gutenberg were neck and neck at one point in the 80s


Steve who?
 
4 days ago  

batlock666: Fano: duke3522: Well, he did murder a couple hours of my life when I went to see Joe vs The Volcano.

He and Steve Gutenberg were neck and neck at one point in the 80s

Steve who?


the only 'known' actor in Day After.
 
4 days ago  

batlock666: Fano: duke3522: Well, he did murder a couple hours of my life when I went to see Joe vs The Volcano.

He and Steve Gutenberg were neck and neck at one point in the 80s

Steve who?


The straight dude, in Can't Stop the Music
 
4 days ago  

duke3522: Well, he did murder a couple hours of my life when I went to see Joe vs The Volcano.


Meh Ryan, 'nuff said.

/movie also had that awesome set of luggage.
 
4 days ago  
"You know what else they say about my people? The polls, they say I have the most loyal people. Did you ever see that? Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's like incredible."

- Tom Hanks
 
4 days ago  
I heard they had it coming.
 
4 days ago  

duke3522: Well, he did murder a couple hours of my life when I went to see Joe vs The Volcano.


Joe Vs the Volcano is a classic!  But I'm not arguing that with you.

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4 days ago  
What The Fark Is Wrong With Your Keyboard, Subby
 
4 days ago  
Tom Hanks makes his assistants wear adult diapers so that they don't have to stop to take a bathroom break.

Tom Hanks writes racial slurs in white crayon on super market eggs right before Easter.

Tom Hanks insisted on having a dead dogs skull sewn in the the volley ball on the filming of Cast Away for 'realism'.
 
4 days ago  
No one seems to object to his having spent years in the 80s posing as female in order to freely prey upon the residents of a women's shelter.
 
4 days ago  
CJK5H

/remember the five
 
4 days ago  

Subtonic: Tom Hanks makes his assistants wear adult diapers so that they don't have to stop to take a bathroom break.

Tom Hanks writes racial slurs in white crayon on super market eggs right before Easter.

Tom Hanks insisted on having a dead dogs skull sewn in the the volley ball on the filming of Cast Away for 'realism'.


Still not as being in Forrest Gump.
 
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