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(Deadspin)   Middle Ball free after shoplifting in China; Bigger Ball continues to rob the Lakers   ( deadspin.com) divider line
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2017-11-14 04:09:33 PM  
And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!", and it turned into a Ball Room Blitz.
 
2017-11-14 04:30:32 PM  
With sage parenting like his, he's gonna Todd Marinovich those kids

/That middle one is probably going to start injecting heroin directly into his eyeball soon
 
2017-11-14 04:52:59 PM  
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2017-11-14 06:43:15 PM  
I can't imagine going through life with a left, right, *and* a middle ball.
 
2017-11-14 07:03:18 PM  
So 3 political prisoners have been freed from China?

Great when does UCLA throw them off the team ?
 
2017-11-14 07:08:46 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 359x500]


Jesus, who is that?
 
2017-11-14 07:12:13 PM  
And wouldn't you know it, Trump says he had a hand in doing it.

Thanks a lot, asshole.
 
2017-11-14 07:13:10 PM  

stir22: bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 359x500]

Jesus, who is that?


Bon Scott.
 
2017-11-14 07:39:36 PM  

bearded clamorer: stir22: bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 359x500]

Jesus, who is that?

Bon Scott.


In action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8lnC​n​a5dOs&list=RDo8lnCna5dOs&index=1
 
2017-11-14 07:39:44 PM  

bearded clamorer: stir22: bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 359x500]

Jesus, who is that?

Bon Scott.


He's got big balls.
 
2017-11-14 08:04:01 PM  

rjakobi: And wouldn't you know it, Trump says he had a hand in doing it.

Thanks a lot, asshole.


Whole thing is a phony setup to make Trump look "good".
Kids never stole anything.
Get woke, sheeple.
 
2017-11-14 08:07:31 PM  
I'm glad our President took time out of his pussy grabbing schedule to free a Ball.

How Trump of him.
 
2017-11-14 08:23:35 PM  
Accept - Balls to the Wall
Youtube B_3TlrZLpQ0
 
2017-11-14 08:27:19 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: bearded clamorer: stir22: bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 359x500]

Jesus, who is that?

Bon Scott.

He's got big balls.


And he's just itching to tell you about them.
 
2017-11-14 08:36:09 PM  
Some folks will have VIP seating when my Fark Party happens.

SOON.
 
2017-11-14 08:54:01 PM  

bearded clamorer: stir22: bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 359x500]

Jesus, who is that?

Bon Scott.


Oh, thanks. I knew he looked familiar, but I couldn't place him. Damn that just looks... Painful.
 
2017-11-14 08:57:39 PM  

stir22: bearded clamorer: stir22: bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 359x500]

Jesus, who is that?

Bon Scott.

Oh, thanks. I knew he looked familiar, but I couldn't place him. Damn that just looks... Painful.


"The Pirate of Rock and Roll."
 
2017-11-14 09:02:09 PM  
Stealing high end merchandise in China?


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2017-11-14 09:17:32 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [YouTube video: Accept - Balls to the Wall]


all 5'-6" of udo.
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2017-11-14 09:19:07 PM  
Low class idiots, led by a Pimp ass big mouth Daddy fool.
 
2017-11-14 09:19:50 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: I'm glad our President took time out of his pussy grabbing schedule to free a Ball.

How Trump of him.


You tried.  It was epic. NOT
 
2017-11-14 09:46:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Low class idiots, led by a Pimp ass big mouth Daddy fool.


Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ow! That was my feelings!: I'm glad our President took time out of his pussy grabbing schedule to free a Ball.

How Trump of him.

You tried.  It was epic. NOT


And Trump got him off the hook.

How Presidential.

I'm glad that if our President could get a humanitarian concession out of the Chinese dictator, it was to get a rich, spoiled brat out of a shoplifting charge.

Epic, indeed.
 
2017-11-14 10:25:24 PM  

xanadian: I can't imagine going through life with a left, right, *and* a middle ball.


at least they're all of different sizes so they're not always bouncing off each other.
 
2017-11-14 11:03:04 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!", and it turned into a Ball Room Blitz.


I farking love that map in Battlefield 1
 
2017-11-15 12:07:06 AM  

smerfnablin: So 3 political prisoners have been freed from China?

Great when does UCLA throw them off the team ?


They have to go through the actual process of evaluating the claims against them. Crazy I know. But given how bad the reporting has been on this, waiting for facts might be a good idea.
 
2017-11-15 02:06:29 AM  
Not a fan, but I fail to have seen anything done of recent that makes Lavar a criminal.

Just seems like something people like to say.
 
2017-11-15 02:09:20 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Low class idiots, led by a Pimp ass big mouth Daddy fool.


Zo actually has a fair amount of humility and class.

But don't let that prevent a saucy rant!!
 
2017-11-15 06:50:01 AM  
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2017-11-15 09:57:13 AM  

rjakobi: And wouldn't you know it, Trump says he had a hand in doing it.

Thanks a lot, asshole.


At least he didn't secure the release of a traitor (Bergdahl).  Oh, and btw, in reference to the final comment in TFA, President Trump DID get the Chinese to agree to the sanctions on N Korea.
 
2017-11-15 10:58:28 AM  
If Xi intervened to expedite the release, it had nothing to do with Trump, he would have done it purely for the purpose of putting China in a more advantageous position in some way.

More likely, either LaVar or UCLA (my money's on UCLA) sent a rep to the store with a suitcase full of money, and asked them "So, tell me again which sunglasses the young man took?  Oh, he didn't?  Thanks for clarifying your prior statement" and that's how it was resolved.
 
2017-11-15 11:09:34 AM  

lakrfool: Not a fan, but I fail to have seen anything done of recent that makes Lavar a criminal.

Just seems like something people like to say.


I believe Lavar is the Biggest Ball, the "Big Baller," if you will, making Lonzo just the Bigger Ball who is, presumably, robbing the Lakers by playing like garbage.
 
2017-11-15 12:42:07 PM  
Weekend Update: LaVar Ball - SNL
Youtube xTrJJG_3ow8

ROTAHSERY
 
2017-11-15 12:42:25 PM  
Weekend Update: LaVar Ball on Big Baller Brand - SNL
Youtube 3OvJrkc7wgE
 
2017-11-15 01:13:53 PM  

cefm: If Xi intervened to expedite the release, it had nothing to do with Trump, he would have done it purely for the purpose of putting China in a more advantageous position in some way.

More likely, either LaVar or UCLA (my money's on UCLA) sent a rep to the store with a suitcase full of money, and asked them "So, tell me again which sunglasses the young man took?  Oh, he didn't?  Thanks for clarifying your prior statement" and that's how it was resolved.


citation needed
 
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