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Fark NotNewsletter: Better late than ____________
Posted by DisseminationMonkey at 2017-11-14 12:25:48 PM (66 comments) | Permalink
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It's time for the Fark NotNewsletter! It's late this week, but so's your face. Enjoy!
Comment Mentions
The number of comments these words were mentioned in on Fark and TotalFark in the past week. Note: This does not mean they were the most-used words
Veterans Day - 63
Roy Moore - 3780
Louis C.K. - 361
Comment Votes
Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week
Erma Gerdd posted some helpful bicycling hand signals
Mad Scientist had another way of describing what happened on that "missing" boat
Pocket Ninja described how police can tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy
Prank Call of Cthulhu thought that a lion's goofy expression looked familiar
luckyeddie reacted to the phrase "mass shooting"
Claude the Dog found the moral of the Louis C.K. story
SkylineRecords reacted to Roy Halladay's death
JNowe shared a phrase that people should start saying
freddyV had a hat for Roy Moore
ZAZ proved that Farkers are just smartasses for voting "funny" on this quote
dv-ous explained why being a teacher is more tiring than a regular office job
Voiceofreason01 compared static and dynamic analysis
RTOGUY noticed something about mass shooting statistics
4seasons85 analyzed Louis C.K.'s statement about his behavior toward women
Markoff_Cheney pointed out that times are tough for a certain type of person
hobbes0022 had some suggestions for stopping mass shootings
bigfatbuddhist discussed the role of religion in terrorism
Grand_Moff_Joseph listed possible thoughts some people have when a shooter turns out to be white
naughtyrev found the main flaw in a business plan
FormlessOne listed the many reasons why a restaurant failed, and what should have been the lesson from that experience
CSB Sunday Morning: Out of Time
Man_Without_A_Hat had first-hand experience of the importance of winning over "hearts and minds"
Funny: Recoil Therapy bravely struggled through sleep deprivation
CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread where Farkers share stories based on a weekly topic. If you would like to suggest a topic for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please email dugitman.
Politics Funny:
RodneyToady explained why Donald Trump was right about Japan
derpes_simplex showed us Trump's reaction to Democrats winning in Virginia
Eddie Adams from Torrance wanted to hear more predictions
Markoff_Cheney didn't hold back when filling out a satisfaction survey
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat explained why Paul Manafort has to wear an ankle monitor
Politics Smart:
bloobeary agreed that the Republican Party isn't racist
FormlessOne discussed a woman's faith in Trump
Pocket Ninja gave advice on dealing with deplorables
AdmirableSnackbar advised someone who doesn't want to be called a bigot
FormlessOne thought that political parties should not allow white supremacists to join them
Contest Votes
Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down
Herb Utsmelz just put a bandage on the problem
Yammering_Splat_Vector gave a peek inside the modern stone age White House
Yammering_Splat_Vector fixed a photo up like new
Iggie gave this robot a new friend to hang out with
ionthrust got pizzalitical
Tom G discovered that Farking can be hard on your pecker
Tom G knocked one out of the park
RedZoneTuba thought this was a kool map
Don_cos showed a scene from a prehistoric flood
Yammering_Splat_Vector made an arresting image
Lovesandwich won Farktography Contest No. 653: "Purple 2" with a purple city
Farktography is Fark's weekly photography contest. If you would like to suggest a Farktography theme, you can contact Elsinore or stop by the Farktography Forum.
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See Farkers up close in their unnatural habitats
Saturday, November 18th: Seattle Fark Party
Fark Headlines of the Week (brought to you by Blythe)
Thank you submitters for another fun week, and thank you TotalFark voters for voting the funniest headlines to the top!
Every week, we take the top voted funny headlines for Headlines of the Week, and share some of our favorite runners-up here in the NotNewsletter.  We love all our green lights, and to make it to Headline of the Week it needs to be funny, creative, smart, look at a story sideways - the kind of headline that you can share with anyone and say *this* is Fark.  
Here are the extra headlines that we thought deserved a second look!  And check out the top voted winners in Fark Headlines of the Week!
Main - as always, Main has the most competition and it's so fun to see which headlines took your fancy and got voted to the top.  We took the top 12 this week, and we liked this obvious but funny Fark one - 
Groundbreaking has begun on Fark's new headquarters
Sports - this tab gave us plenty of chuckles this week, we took the top four headlines and there were quite a few more that we wish we would have considered.  Here is just one of the headlines that didn't quite make the cut but still made us laugh - 
Former MLB pitcher gets drunk and tackles country singer onstage, causing injuries. Browns considering making an offer
Geek - thanks to our Geek submitters, this is always a fun tab to check out, funny *and* smart.  We took the top five for Headline of the Week this week - and still had one more funny one to share here in the NotNewsletter: 
Writer uses 4136 characters to say why 280 is too many for Twitter
Entertainment - some great gems in this tab this week - and an extra that made us chuckle even though it didn't get the top votes
Marilyn Manson would like some attention please, thank you
Politics - thanks submitters for making politics - the headlines at least - funny.  We took the top 15 this week - take a look!
Business - we had some great gems in this tab this week and a lot more funny headlines that didn't get votes - take a look in this tab and make sure to vote!  
Discussion - the tab has gotten really fun lately, tons of Live discussions on sports, TV shows, politics, more, and a lot of fun random topics.  For Headline of the Week the headlines have to be funny as well as fun, and we're getting some!  We make sure to consider both types of headlines that show up in the Discussion tab - the multi-sentence/ multi-question headlines, and the more traditional one-line topic headlines.  Keep them coming - both the fun discussions and try your writing skills at making them funny too!  Submitters, if you're looking for some positive reinforcement and less competition, try starting here and work your way up to competing in the funnier tabs!
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Fark YOu.
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
5 days ago  
Bacon? Bacon? Where's the bacon?
5 days ago  
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...leftover brussels sprout burritos! ;)
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a swift kick in the nads
5 days ago  
Better late than

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Natural Light?
5 days ago  
A poke in the eye.
5 days ago  
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You're dead to me, DisseminationMonkey...
5 days ago  
a pedophile
5 days ago  
Better steak than pleather.
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Underwear goes on the inside.
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ZAZ: Bacon? Bacon? Where's the bacon?

NO BACON???????

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5 days ago  
...a trump indictment
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jim32rr: Underwear goes on the inside.

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5 days ago  
Better Nate than lever
5 days ago  
orange crate
5 days ago  
5 days ago  
...Roy "too early" Moore.
5 days ago  
Fark NotNewsletter: Better late than Bacon.
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5 days ago  
A late newsletter?
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your mom.
5 days ago  
... a modmin.
... premature
5 days ago  
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cowgirl toffee: dead.

In all honesty, how would we know?
Boe [TotalFark] [BareFark]
5 days ago  
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Wait, why is my face late?
5 days ago  
Better late than Moderator.
5 days ago  
Better Late than Never (Flash Gordon) 1980
Youtube -Eb65RL4WFQ
5 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: cowgirl toffee: dead.

In all honesty, how would we know?

We'll all find out eventually, but I'm willing to delay it as long as I can.  :)
5 days ago  

cowgirl toffee: xxBirdMadGirlxx: cowgirl toffee: dead.

In all honesty, how would we know?

We'll all find out eventually, but I'm willing to delay it as long as I can.  :)

I already found out...there are more balloons than you'd expect.
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/Brought to you from Maker's Mark. Tastes Like Burning!TM
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...being marginalized.
5 days ago  
Roy Moore

/would also accept Jeff Sessions
5 days ago  
Your mom
5 days ago  
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Burma Shave
5 days ago  
In the butt
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