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(USA Today)   If only Cibo Matto had released a song called "Know Your Elk"   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-11-14 11:48:18 AM  
Cibo Matto - Know Your Chicken (Video)
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2017-11-14 11:55:58 AM  
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A feral Jersey cow - SHOOT IT!!
 
2017-11-14 12:12:56 PM  
WHO CARES?
I DON'T CARE!
A HORSE'S ASS IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
 
2017-11-14 12:32:35 PM  
At least she didn't have to help a farmer remove his saddle before dressing it out
 
2017-11-14 12:33:47 PM  
Oh deer.
 
2017-11-14 01:35:17 PM  
Not a good time of year to wear your antler hat.

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2017-11-14 01:38:50 PM  
But do they clog dance?
 
2017-11-14 01:41:13 PM  
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/oblig
 
2017-11-14 01:41:22 PM  
She saw the antlers and a big brown body in the bushes.
And with one shot from her rifle Saturday, Abby Wilson, 14, killed what she thought was a very large white-tailed buck.  It wasn't.


That'll teach him for demanding a shrubbery...

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2017-11-14 01:42:40 PM  
"Ann Elk"?
 
2017-11-14 01:43:12 PM  
Missouri has no hunting season for elk

That was probably the elk's last thought.
or
Maybe what kind of pants she was wearing.
 
2017-11-14 01:44:30 PM  
Sure, it's your deer.  Just let me get my saddle!
 
2017-11-14 01:45:23 PM  
So Dad shot the elk and figured his teenage daughter was far more likely to get away without punishment and threw her under the bus?
 
2017-11-14 01:46:29 PM  

Warthog: [Youtube COMWwwv_MTk image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/COMWwwv_​MTk]


What the fark was that?

I made it slightly more than a minute in before I had to nope out.
 
2017-11-14 01:46:59 PM  
Fake lizard.  Often confused with møøse.

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2017-11-14 01:47:34 PM  
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The Great Northern Spikehorn Moose
 
2017-11-14 01:51:42 PM  
I am not sure how it is possible to mistake an elk for a whitetailed deer. They truly are not similar other than both being 4 legged mammals. The size difference alone should be enough of a clue. Then add in that they are not even close to the same coloring.
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2017-11-14 01:51:52 PM  
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2017-11-14 01:54:14 PM  
CiaBatta what now?

/not nearly hip enough for this thread
 
2017-11-14 01:55:36 PM  
was the elk's call sign Mailman by any chance?

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//Eagle River?!?!
 
2017-11-14 01:56:23 PM  
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2017-11-14 01:59:49 PM  
I'm still trying to figure out what the Fark is happening in the "Sugar Water" video and now an elk has died.
 
2017-11-14 02:01:40 PM  

interstellar_tedium: But do they clog dance?


Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did that last night.
 
2017-11-14 02:03:24 PM  
It could have been worse.
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2017-11-14 02:03:53 PM  
I have no problem with this story except:  KNOW what you're shooting at.
 
2017-11-14 02:04:52 PM  
Take their goddamned guns, ban for life from hunting!

Damn stupid people, how the hell can anyone NOT recognize the damn difference, even with a scope at 100 meters anyone should know the difference. Learn to hunt before you hunt.

"Hey y'all I got me a record buck, and my huntn' boner back" - And jail for poaching, I don't by that "but, but I'm just stupid" bullsh*t, if you're able to buy a rifle and get a hunting license, you should at least know what the hell you're hunting looks like.
 
2017-11-14 02:07:26 PM  

SuperChuck: So Dad shot the elk and figured his teenage daughter was far more likely to get away without punishment and threw her under the bus?


This is a typical fark meme, but while teenage daughters might be less likely to be out hunting, they are likely to be much more sober (assuming hunting with dad, don't ask if hunting 'with the girls').  I wouldn't be at all surprised if she downed it (unless it was close enough that she could identify it [assuming she was there] and drunk dad was ready to shoot anything on four legs).
 
2017-11-14 02:09:06 PM  
To be fair, Elk steak is delicious

Pretty sure folks still hunt them up here in Oregon
(which is mostly like Montana or Idaho if you're not in Portland)
 
2017-11-14 02:11:51 PM  
If the dad did not call there would be no potential trouble.
 
2017-11-14 02:14:10 PM  
"Yes!  Going to fill both tags this year!":
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2017-11-14 02:19:32 PM  

mrwknd: Take their goddamned guns, ban for life from hunting!

Damn stupid people, how the hell can anyone NOT recognize the damn difference, even with a scope at 100 meters anyone should know the difference. Learn to hunt before you hunt.

"Hey y'all I got me a record buck, and my huntn' boner back" - And jail for poaching, I don't by that "but, but I'm just stupid" bullsh*t, if you're able to buy a rifle and get a hunting license, you should at least know what the hell you're hunting looks like.


They are not going to do anything this dumb over a kid shooting an elk when she thought it was a deer. She might get a fine and a slap on the wrist at most and for good reason.  Yes, she need to be careful on identifying her target, but let's not get carried away here.
 
2017-11-14 02:21:13 PM  
"If only Cibo Matto..."

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2017-11-14 02:24:33 PM  

Yellow Beard: I am not sure how it is possible to mistake an elk for a whitetailed deer. They truly are not similar other than both being 4 legged mammals. The size difference alone should be enough of a clue. Then add in that they are not even close to the same coloring.


There are no elk known to be in that area and as TFA also pointed out, she's 14 and has probably never even seen an elk. They look similar enough that someone with little experience probably wouldn't know the difference at 100 yards or more.
 
2017-11-14 02:31:34 PM  

abhorrent1: Yellow Beard: I am not sure how it is possible to mistake an elk for a whitetailed deer. They truly are not similar other than both being 4 legged mammals. The size difference alone should be enough of a clue. Then add in that they are not even close to the same coloring.

There are no elk known to be in that area and as TFA also pointed out, she's 14 and has probably never even seen an elk. They look similar enough that someone with little experience probably wouldn't know the difference at 100 yards or more.


Yea, if it is dark out and overcast so there is no moon light. If it was light enough to legally hunt, she may as well have confused a horse with a deer.

To be fair, I blame her father. Kids need to be taught to be sure of your target (and what's is beyond). Apparently, her father never showed her what a deer looks like. If she knew what deer looked like, she would have known that wasn't a deer she was shooting at.
 
2017-11-14 02:31:49 PM  

abhorrent1: Yellow Beard: I am not sure how it is possible to mistake an elk for a whitetailed deer. They truly are not similar other than both being 4 legged mammals. The size difference alone should be enough of a clue. Then add in that they are not even close to the same coloring.

There are no elk known to be in that area and as TFA also pointed out, she's 14 and has probably never even seen an elk. They look similar enough that someone with little experience probably wouldn't know the difference at 100 yards or more.


I kind of agree but Elk have a very noticeable two tone look to them. She said it was in the bushes so maybe she should have had a better view before firing.
 
2017-11-14 02:35:27 PM  

HeadLever: mrwknd: Take their goddamned guns, ban for life from hunting!

Damn stupid people, how the hell can anyone NOT recognize the damn difference, even with a scope at 100 meters anyone should know the difference. Learn to hunt before you hunt.

"Hey y'all I got me a record buck, and my huntn' boner back" - And jail for poaching, I don't by that "but, but I'm just stupid" bullsh*t, if you're able to buy a rifle and get a hunting license, you should at least know what the hell you're hunting looks like.

They are not going to do anything this dumb over a kid shooting an elk when she thought it was a deer. She might get a fine and a slap on the wrist at most and for good reason.  Yes, she need to be careful on identifying her target, but let's not get carried away here.


It's a farking gun, not a Playstation.  If you don't KNOW what you're shooting at before you pull the trigger, you don't deserve to own a gun ever again.
 
2017-11-14 02:39:01 PM  
Don't confuse deer with a wapiti. They're totally different, full stop-ity.
 
2017-11-14 02:45:56 PM  

Yellow Beard: abhorrent1: Yellow Beard: I am not sure how it is possible to mistake an elk for a whitetailed deer. They truly are not similar other than both being 4 legged mammals. The size difference alone should be enough of a clue. Then add in that they are not even close to the same coloring.

There are no elk known to be in that area and as TFA also pointed out, she's 14 and has probably never even seen an elk. They look similar enough that someone with little experience probably wouldn't know the difference at 100 yards or more.

Yea, if it is dark out and overcast so there is no moon light. If it was light enough to legally hunt, she may as well have confused a horse with a deer.

To be fair, I blame her father. Kids need to be taught to be sure of your target (and what's is beyond). Apparently, her father never showed her what a deer looks like. If she knew what deer looked like, she would have known that wasn't a deer she was shooting at.


If it was in the trees she may have not been able to see the whole animal. And what would make you think it was anything but a deer in an area that supposedly doesn't have anything but deer?

It's like telling a bear hunter in Pennsylvania to make sure it's not a grizzly.

She also took and passed a hunter course. Did they tell her during that course to make sure the antlered animal she was shooting was a deer and not something else? I'm going to guess no, since until now, no one even seem to know there were other antlered animals other than deer there.
 
2017-11-14 02:46:00 PM  

LL316: If you don't KNOW what you're shooting at before you pull the trigger, you don't deserve to own a gun ever again.


In fairness, she was a crack shot:  " And with one shot from her rifle Saturday, Abby Wilson, 14, killed what she thought was a very large white-tailed buck."

And also, the elk wasn't a older male
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Hell, at least she was out hunting and not being preyed upon by pervert DAs from Alabama.
 
2017-11-14 02:46:58 PM  
Great, that song is in my head now.

Now to cue up Shonen Knife's "I Like Public Bath!"
 
2017-11-14 02:51:14 PM  

FlashHarry: Great, that song is in my head now.

Now to cue up Shonen Knife's "I Like Public Bath!"


I was always fond of 800 Cherries when it came to Japanese Female Pop from the 90s:

800 Cherries - Everybody Knows '98
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2017-11-14 02:52:18 PM  
She's got a better story than the men and it (probably) isn't a lie.

/I'm guess Dad wasn't far off
//They split up for a better chance.
 
2017-11-14 02:53:49 PM  
You read this to the sound of searching youtube for "Stereotype A"...
 
2017-11-14 02:59:35 PM  
I've never seen an elk in Missouri, and this happened within 15 miles of where I live.  This girl has the only known kill of an elk in the county.

This is a much better article: https://www.columbiamissouri​an.com/new​s/local/year-old-girl-bags-first-ever-​boone-county-elk/article_fec2192e-c8cc​-11e7-b4c9-e77c6e52c593.html

The girl:  "After looking at it, I felt pretty stupid," Wilson said, adding she was surprised she mistook such a big animal for a deer. "I couldn't believe it was an elk, especially not in Missouri."
 
2017-11-14 03:11:19 PM  
They didn't try to hide the fact she shot an elk.

Elk aren't known to inhabit that area.

When I was 14, if I saw big antlers on a large cervid in the bushes, I would have taken the shot. There was no particular reason for a person there to be thinking about elk.

I'm sure someone here, coming from open country and tree stand overlooking a pasture type hunting background will foam at the mouth about getting super-clear, molecular identification and life history of the animal in question. In a lot of places, like Missouri, brush hunting in the hills rarely gives you well-lit, completely unobstructed views of what you're hunting.  Whitetail hunting in these conditions requires that you know your background and identify the game (buck/doe, maybe rough age of the animal). If you see antlers, then a light brown body, it's not wildly stupid to assume you're looking at a big buck. Neck and head may have been obscured. This isn't some drunk bumblefark shooting a farmer's cow.

I've hunted heavy brush, successfully, for over 30 years. While the light and visibility aren't always 100% ideal, you should know where the bullet will stop (i.e. in that hillside I'm facing) and how to identify your quarry. It is very possible for a whitetail to look dark-colored in a shadow at a distance. Sometimes their antlers are brown, and not bone-white.

From the way it reads, and the perplexed reaction of the wildlife officials, this really isn't a case of "stupid hunter should know better." It's just an unusual occurance that left everybody scratching their head.
 
2017-11-14 03:12:21 PM  

NutSack: I've never seen an elk in Missouri, and this happened within 15 miles of where I live.  This girl has the only known kill of an elk in the county.

This is a much better article: https://www.columbiamissouria​n.com/news/local/year-old-girl-bags-fi​rst-ever-boone-county-elk/article_fec2​192e-c8cc-11e7-b4c9-e77c6e52c593.html

The girl:  "After looking at it, I felt pretty stupid," Wilson said, adding she was surprised she mistook such a big animal for a deer. "I couldn't believe it was an elk, especially not in Missouri."


But the fark hunting experts that all have degrees in  zoology and mammalogy have assured everyone that there's no way THEY would mistake an animal that doesn't exist where they live like this girl did.
 
2017-11-14 03:19:39 PM  

NutSack: I've never seen an elk in Missouri


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Probably escaped from the zoo.
 
2017-11-14 04:03:34 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 838x559]
The Great Northern Spikehorn Moose


I shot the maximum the law would allow:
2 game wardens
7 hunters
and a Pure-bred Guernsey Cow
 
2017-11-14 04:23:03 PM  
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[oblig]
 
2017-11-14 04:32:22 PM  

LL316: It's a farking gun, not a Playstation.


Sure, but she didn't shoot at the first thing that moved.  She more than likely knew it had horns was in the deer family and decided to shoot after a quick process of elimination.  An elk died, not a person.

She deserves a fine, but not a lifetime ban from hunting, IMO.
 
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