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(FOX6Now)   Wisconsin woman has 4 dogs taken away due to unsanitary conditions. Wait, make that 7. Nope, 20. Okay, how about 52   ( fox6now.com) divider line
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2879 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Nov 2017 at 1:50 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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5 days ago  
16 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


Someone should deck you.
5 days ago  
16 votes:
It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)
5 days ago  
10 votes:
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5 days ago  
8 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


So it was a 52 dog pick up?
5 days ago  
7 votes:

cowgirl toffee: The house had a film of fecal matter in it??   O_O


WTF is wrong with German people?
5 days ago  
6 votes:
Ugh I had to go in this old lady hoarder house and she had a shiatload of cats.  The ammonia smell almost knocked you out but she had somehow grown accustomed to it.

"was she an old lady who hoarded or someone who hoarded old ladies?" - direct quote from my supervisor at the time...
5 days ago  
5 votes:
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Would you believe 100 dogs, three cats, and a guinea pig?
5 days ago  
5 votes:
52! 52 Dogs! Ah ha ha... Oh fark no!

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5 days ago  
3 votes:
It's sexist, condescending and insulting to refer to a female as a 'chick'

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She looks pissed.
5 days ago  
3 votes:

slackananda: bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

In the end,

your house is condemned

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.

Burma Shave?


An extra stanza so I cannot in good conscience put in "Burma Shave"... Plus, the ending is kind of a downer...
5 days ago  
2 votes:

WelldeadLink: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

Damn straight!

Well I'll just shuffle along.

Other than this, I'd have thought that she wasn't playing with a full deck.


We should cut her a break.  We really don't know what the real deal is here.  She just didn't have the heart to discard any of those dogs.  Some other joker would have taken them down to the river and flushed them.
5 days ago  
2 votes:
Is she single?
5 days ago  
2 votes:

bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

In the end,

your house is condemned

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.


Burma Shave?
5 days ago  
2 votes:
Kenosha?? Maybe she is living with Kelso

Box of Dogs - Kelso - That 70's Show
Youtube wwWwtdWQj-Q
5 days ago  
2 votes:
I bet 52 tails wagging can be picked up on seismographs. Who's a good boy?
5 days ago  
2 votes:
People in stories like these always look exactly like you expect they would.
5 days ago  
2 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Sounds like someone's in the dog house.


Not any more.
5 days ago  
1 vote:

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


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5 days ago  
1 vote:

RJReves: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

Damn straight!


Well I'll just shuffle along.
5 days ago  
1 vote:
What some of those sweet doggie faces reminded me of:

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5 days ago  
1 vote:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

just calling a spade a spade...


well don't that trump all!
5 days ago  
1 vote:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.


Damn straight!
5 days ago  
1 vote:

styckx: Poor lady.. She seems mentally ill. Almost like a hoarder. Something traumatic happens and a switch turns off in their brain and they convince themselves the filth they live in is perfectly acceptable.


You're saving the animals, it doesn't matter. Even when the animals all get sick and keep dying, they still think that they're the best deal the animals are going to get.
And you know, they might not be that wrong.

Each year, approximately 1.5 million shelter animals are euthanized (670,000 dogs and 860,000 cats). The number of dogs and cats euthanized in U.S. shelters annually has declined from approximately 2.6 million in 2011.


jtown: stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.
That's nothing. My dad's old dog used to kill coyotes then hide them in the brush until they were proper ripe. Then she'd roll in the muck.


My dog dug up a guinea pig that had died about two weeks before. I hadn't buried it deep enough. then she rolled around in it.

Bad dog! Bad dog!
5 days ago  
1 vote:

jtown: cowgirl toffee: The house had a film of fecal matter in it??   O_O

WTF is wrong with German people?


Want a list?
5 days ago  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.


Everyone's a farkin joker.
5 days ago  
1 vote:
Sounds like someone's in the dog house.
5 days ago  
1 vote:

I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

.

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

.

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

.

In the end,

your house is condemned

.

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.

 
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