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(FOX6Now)   Wisconsin woman has 4 dogs taken away due to unsanitary conditions. Wait, make that 7. Nope, 20. Okay, how about 52   ( fox6now.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)
 
5 days ago  

I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

.

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

.

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

.

In the end,

your house is condemned

.

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.

 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Your dog wants steak.  A whole steak, not shared with fifty-one others and only getting half a bite.
 
5 days ago  
I love dogs...but that is too much dog.
 
5 days ago  
Sounds like someone's in the dog house.
 
5 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: Sounds like someone's in the dog house.


Not any more.
 
5 days ago  
People in stories like these always look exactly like you expect they would.
 
5 days ago  

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


Someone should deck you.
 
5 days ago  
I bet 52 tails wagging can be picked up on seismographs. Who's a good boy?
 
5 days ago  
52! 52 Dogs! Ah ha ha... Oh fark no!

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5 days ago  

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


So it was a 52 dog pick up?
 
5 days ago  
Kenosha?? Maybe she is living with Kelso

Box of Dogs - Kelso - That 70's Show
Youtube wwWwtdWQj-Q
 
5 days ago  

bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

In the end,

your house is condemned

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.


Burma Shave?
 
5 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.


Everyone's a farkin joker.
 
5 days ago  
Poor lady.. She seems mentally ill. Almost like a hoarder. Something traumatic happens and a switch turns off in their brain and they convince themselves the filth they live in is perfectly acceptable.
 
5 days ago  
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Would you believe 100 dogs, three cats, and a guinea pig?
 
5 days ago  

slackananda: bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

In the end,

your house is condemned

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.

Burma Shave?


An extra stanza so I cannot in good conscience put in "Burma Shave"... Plus, the ending is kind of a downer...
 
5 days ago  
The house had a film of fecal matter in it??   O_O
 
5 days ago  
Doesn't seem that pleasant.
 
5 days ago  
Ugh I had to go in this old lady hoarder house and she had a shiatload of cats.  The ammonia smell almost knocked you out but she had somehow grown accustomed to it.

"was she an old lady who hoarded or someone who hoarded old ladies?" - direct quote from my supervisor at the time...
 
5 days ago  

cowgirl toffee: The house had a film of fecal matter in it??   O_O


WTF is wrong with German people?
 
5 days ago  

jtown: cowgirl toffee: The house had a film of fecal matter in it??   O_O

WTF is wrong with German people?


Want a list?
 
5 days ago  
Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.

Yes, this lady is gross, but is the final outcome better for the dogs? It's pretty certain that even if they get adopted the fact that they're not trained will lead to them being returned. These dogs will probably all be euthanized.

What a bummer. I guess now I'm an apologist for this lady. Whatever.
 
5 days ago  

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"Lots of hair", too.
 
5 days ago  

stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.


That's nothing.  My dad's old dog used to kill coyotes then hide them in the brush until they were proper ripe.  Then she'd roll in the muck.
 
5 days ago  
This would make a good episode of Animal Hoarders or something similar.
 
5 days ago  

bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never getshow someone can own dozens of pets.Didn't you ever notice thatyou can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?.Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matterEnds up in your pancake batter?.In the end, your house is condemned.And, your neighbors are annoyed...The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.


There needs to be a "sad" button for this little ditty.
 
5 days ago  
Is she single?
 
5 days ago  

styckx: Poor lady.. She seems mentally ill. Almost like a hoarder. Something traumatic happens and a switch turns off in their brain and they convince themselves the filth they live in is perfectly acceptable.


You're saving the animals, it doesn't matter. Even when the animals all get sick and keep dying, they still think that they're the best deal the animals are going to get.
And you know, they might not be that wrong.

Each year, approximately 1.5 million shelter animals are euthanized (670,000 dogs and 860,000 cats). The number of dogs and cats euthanized in U.S. shelters annually has declined from approximately 2.6 million in 2011.


jtown: stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.
That's nothing. My dad's old dog used to kill coyotes then hide them in the brush until they were proper ripe. Then she'd roll in the muck.


My dog dug up a guinea pig that had died about two weeks before. I hadn't buried it deep enough. then she rolled around in it.

Bad dog! Bad dog!
 
5 days ago  

stirfrybry: Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house?


Go read up on the health of animals rescued from hoarders.  Parasites, viral infections, lung damage, infighting, you name it.  It is much more than just dodging feces.
 
5 days ago  

Famous Thamas: bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never getshow someone can own dozens of pets.Didn't you ever notice thatyou can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?.Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matterEnds up in your pancake batter?.In the end, your house is condemned.And, your neighbors are annoyed...The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.

There needs to be a "sad" button for this little ditty.


That's why I didn't Burma Shave at the end...
 
5 days ago  

RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.


Oh don't get all flush.
 
5 days ago  
Leave the poor dog lovin' lady alone!
 
5 days ago  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.


just calling a spade a spade...
 
5 days ago  
It can happen and it's by degrees. Slowly switch off to your surrounds and do enough to stay alive.

We can't fathom it because we can't make the immediate mental leap from where we are now to where she is. But she didn't have to either. Just a little bit worse each day isn't too much to handle, until it's too much to change.

I have sads for these stories because I can imagine _everyone_ as a misfortune and a couple of years away from where she is.
 
5 days ago  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.


Damn straight!
 
5 days ago  
I grew up down the street from a cat hoarder; you could smell the house from mine depending on wind direction.

A nauseating number of felines were removed from that house after the Health Dept. was (finally) called and from what I later overheard, not a one could be saved much less re-homed due to the inbreeding, infections, genetic defects and generalized mental instability that comes when that many animals are held in an 1100 square foot enclosure and never allowed outside because she knew they'd run away from her.

Moral of the story: I know hoarding is mental illness but serious: Stick to tea pots or concert t-shirts or mismatched Tupperware, any inanimate object that doesn't pay the ultimate price for your life choices.
 
5 days ago  

stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.

Yes, this lady is gross, but is the final outcome better for the dogs? It's pretty certain that even if they get adopted the fact that they're not trained will lead to them being returned. These dogs will probably all be euthanized.

What a bummer. I guess now I'm an apologist for this lady. Whatever.


The dogs in those pictures look to be in good health so it wasn't like she was abusing them.  Yes it was excessive but wouldn't it be better to try and foster them away little at a time that way none end up getting euthanized?
 
5 days ago  

stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.

Yes, this lady is gross, but is the final outcome better for the dogs? It's pretty certain that even if they get adopted the fact that they're not trained will lead to them being returned. These dogs will probably all be euthanized.

What a bummer. I guess now I'm an apologist for this lady. Whatever.



The shelter in charge of the dogs has already distributed some of them to other shelters, foster homes, etc. for safe keeping, medical care and human interaction.   They (Safe Harbor Animal Shelter) are a bunch of caring people that I have dealt with for years.  They do everything to rehab and adopt out ALL of their animals.  (They are also one of the few in the area that still have Pit Bulls... as they refuse to give up on the ones that are adoptable.)  The owner of the dogs is mentally unstable.  The only thing good they could say about her is that she kept them fed.  Unknown what she fed them.  Otherwise they were kept in an utterly filthy, crap-filled house 24/7 with no real attention or exercise.  She will never get charges due to her mental state, but hopefully she never gets the dogs back.  That goes for her neglectful family who had nothing to do with her, but suddenly want to talk to the media.
 
5 days ago  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

just calling a spade a spade...


well don't that trump all!
 
5 days ago  
What some of those sweet doggie faces reminded me of:

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5 days ago  

RJReves: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

Damn straight!


Well I'll just shuffle along.
 
5 days ago  

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


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5 days ago  

jonathan_L: What some of those sweet doggie faces reminded me of:

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5 days ago  

styckx: Poor lady.. She seems mentally ill. Almost like a hoarder. Something traumatic happens and a switch turns off in their brain and they convince themselves the filth they live in is perfectly acceptable.


Seems mentally ill?  She most definitely is.

Or maybe she identifies as a toilet.
 
5 days ago  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

Damn straight!

Well I'll just shuffle along.


Other than this, I'd have thought that she wasn't playing with a full deck.
 
5 days ago  

WelldeadLink: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

Damn straight!

Well I'll just shuffle along.

Other than this, I'd have thought that she wasn't playing with a full deck.


We should cut her a break.  We really don't know what the real deal is here.  She just didn't have the heart to discard any of those dogs.  Some other joker would have taken them down to the river and flushed them.
 
5 days ago  
Whitney Wisconsin is inconsolable over this news and offers all of the dogs a home.
 
5 days ago  
tukatz:

The owner of the dogs is mentally unstable.  The only thing good they could say about her is that she kept them fed.  Unknown what she fed them.

TFA said her husband died a year ago. It never said what happened to the body.
 
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