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(Hartford Courant)   Drunk man invents new game called "Blow & race home before the ignition interlock from your last DUI shuts off your car"   ( courant.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Automobile, police report, officer, Transport, Vehicle, Mboob, Driving, stop sign  
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2017-11-14 07:57:22 AM  
What a Mboob
 
2017-11-14 09:20:48 AM  

rcain: What a Mboob


"Mustapha Mboob"

Yeah, I've been there too, buddy.
 
2017-11-14 09:29:56 AM  
What a boo... DAMNIT.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-11-14 09:30:00 AM  
Anybody else having Hanson flashbacks while reading the article?
 
2017-11-14 09:48:32 AM  

ZAZ: Anybody else having Hanson flashbacks while reading the article?


I thought Hanson sand Mmmmmmmmmmmbop, not Mmmmmmmmmmmmmboob?
 
2017-11-14 10:12:18 AM  
Manchester Police: Man Accused Of DUI Found Under Bed Sheets

So you're telling me hiding under the sheets doesn't work for ghosts?
 
2017-11-14 10:13:41 AM  
Cover-up story provided by his brother, Mdong.
 
2017-11-14 10:14:47 AM  
Who did he blow?
 
2017-11-14 10:17:32 AM  
Mustapha Mboob.   Sounds like the name of a villain from an Austin Powers movie.
 
2017-11-14 10:18:20 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Who did he blow?


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2017-11-14 10:19:46 AM  
Mustapha Mboob. I remember back when Bogart That Joint and he were friends.
 
2017-11-14 10:22:43 AM  

rcain: What a Mboob


Mdone in one.
 
2017-11-14 10:26:17 AM  
I must have a muh boob!

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OOF
2017-11-14 10:36:44 AM  

blatz514: Manchester Police: Man Accused Of DUI Found Under Bed Sheets

So you're telling me hiding under the sheets doesn't work for ghosts?


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2017-11-14 10:37:26 AM  
I wonder if he's seen the new Subaru Foresters......
 
2017-11-14 10:43:17 AM  
I'm sure there's an interesting story of how his car got into the CVS parking lot in the first place.  Somehow I'm envisioning this chucklefark arriving into the parking lot the same way he left with the alarm blaring.
 
2017-11-14 10:55:55 AM  

OOF: blatz514: Manchester Police: Man Accused Of DUI Found Under Bed Sheets

So you're telling me hiding under the sheets doesn't work for ghosts?

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Mboobs...
 
2017-11-14 10:58:50 AM  

meh...: I'm sure there's an interesting story of how his car got into the CVS parking lot in the first place.  Somehow I'm envisioning this chucklefark arriving into the parking lot the same way he left with the alarm blaring.


Maybe he got drunk on cold medicine.
 
2017-11-14 11:09:10 AM  
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M'boob
 
2017-11-14 11:09:31 AM  

rcain: What a Mboob


Black-footed booby?

/I'll see myself out...
 
2017-11-14 11:30:35 AM  

meh...: I'm sure there's an interesting story of how his car got into the CVS parking lot in the first place.  Somehow I'm envisioning this chucklefark arriving into the parking lot the same way he left with the alarm blaring.


theres a liquor store across the street according to google maps.
 
2017-11-14 11:32:11 AM  

rcain: What a Mboob


Hanson - MMMBop
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SORRY!!! Sorry
 
2017-11-14 11:36:25 AM  
To be fair, it's a lot more likely than a sober man inventing that game.
 
2017-11-14 11:40:59 AM  
looking at the map again and where his house is. If he was at the closest CVS to where he got arrested, he was easily within like 4 blocks and could have walked with ease. LOL
 
2017-11-14 11:58:31 AM  
This thread would have gone an entirely different direction if the had been a woman.
 
2017-11-14 12:02:28 PM  
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2017-11-14 12:08:38 PM  

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2017-11-14 01:00:02 PM  

kindms: looking at the map again and where his house is. If he was at the closest CVS to where he got arrested, he was easily within like 4 blocks and could have walked with ease. LOL


Well, sure, he could have walked with ease if he wasn't drunk.
 
2017-11-14 01:57:16 PM  

meh...: I'm sure there's an interesting story of how his car got into the CVS parking lot in the first place.  Somehow I'm envisioning this chucklefark arriving into the parking lot the same way he left with the alarm blaring.


Anyone familiar with a sail boat could answer this, even though bed sheets are a poor substitute for true sails.  I'm guessing he got there with the wind.  The way back, against the wind, there wasn't enough room to tack.
 
2017-11-14 03:58:10 PM  
There are times when I think Fark needs buttons for 'Smart', 'Funny', and 'WTF?'.

Or 'Dafuq did I just read?', either one works.
 
2017-11-15 12:50:52 AM  

ZAZ: Anybody else having Hanson flashbacks while reading the article?


Funny thing, they're still together.  They don't tend to play stuff from Middle of Nowhere, though, they realize how corny it was, so it usually only comes out when they're making fun of each other or themselves.

/they're somewhat regular on the local circuit
 
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