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2017-11-10 03:52:36 PM  
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2017-11-10 04:19:50 PM  
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2017-11-10 04:26:34 PM  
Isn't this the same way we found out about Chernobyl?  That worked out fine.
 
2017-11-10 04:51:24 PM  
Meanwhile, in Russia's PR department....

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2017-11-10 05:23:55 PM  
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2017-11-10 05:24:11 PM  
Sorry about that
 
2017-11-10 05:25:59 PM  
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2017-11-10 05:28:41 PM  
What did you expect would happen when you pulled Putin's finger?
 
2017-11-10 05:29:09 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: Isn't this the same way we found out about Chernobyl?  That worked out fine.


Sort of, but way worse. This sounds like they just had detection devices pick it up. Chernobyl was so bad other NPPs downwind of them(on a global scale) started throwing alarms like their own plants had gone up from the sheer volume of contaminants in the air.
 
2017-11-10 05:29:48 PM  
You try to be quiet about it, and you think you got away with it, but then it lingers around your desk, and then the hot girl from HR comes down to ask you about formatting an Excel spreadsheet, and you're like OMG, she's going to totally think that was me, and it was, but at this point, the cat is out of the bag.  Sure, you never really had a chance with her, and she only flirts because she knows that your good with Excel, and she doesn't even know how to make a cell have a border, but this is certainly going to kill even that remotest of remote chances.  Really, why on Earth did you decide to go to the new taco place today of all days?  It's almost like God or someone is actively working against you.  Like that time your car wouldn't start and you missed the job interview that would have gotten you out of this hellhole to begin with.  But then, of course, you never would have met Julie from HR and her wacky Excel problems.  You know she doesn't like you, she's heard the rumors about what happened at the St. Patrick's Day party, and not just about the time you licked Howard's bald head, but the rest of it, too.  Let's face it, you're going to be stuck in this dead end job forever, and you're never, ever going to get with Julie, so you might as well just blast away to keep everyone else away, too.
 
2017-11-10 05:36:54 PM  
Kazakhstan number one exporter of radiation! Other countries have inferior radiation.
 
2017-11-10 05:37:48 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: Isn't this the same way we found out about Chernobyl?  That worked out fine.


Supervisor at my job was a US Army NBC guy stationed in Germany when Chernobyl happened. He said orders came to keep it all hushed up, but: "It should have been really farming obvious when the NBC guys abruptly canceled all outdoors PT and stayed inside for days..."
 
2017-11-10 05:38:04 PM  
Oh come on now, Subby. I think we established a long time about that none of us has any shame unless it interferes with the cash flow.
 
2017-11-10 05:38:27 PM  
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2017-11-10 05:41:50 PM  
We are a shiat species.
 
2017-11-10 05:43:07 PM  

mrmopar5287: Torgo_of_Manos: Isn't this the same way we found out about Chernobyl?  That worked out fine.

Supervisor at my job was a US Army NBC guy stationed in Germany when Chernobyl happened. He said orders came to keep it all hushed up, but: "It should have been really farming obvious when the NBC guys abruptly canceled all outdoors PT and stayed inside for days..."


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What a US Army NBC guy might look like.
 
2017-11-10 05:46:12 PM  
Good thing America is Russian territory now.
 
2017-11-10 05:46:45 PM  
Guys?  It was me.  Sorry about that.

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2017-11-10 05:50:12 PM  
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2017-11-10 05:50:58 PM  
Ruthenium

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2017-11-10 05:53:14 PM  
Sorry, I had Taco Bell... for a week... for every meal.
 
2017-11-10 05:55:25 PM  
Done in one. . . Well played!
 
2017-11-10 05:56:43 PM  

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I mentioned that old thread on TF the other day.....so I'll give you smart and funny votes.
 
2017-11-10 05:59:28 PM  
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2017-11-10 06:00:29 PM  
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He farted on Hugh Hefner
 
2017-11-10 06:05:07 PM  
The smeller is the feller.
 
2017-11-10 06:08:47 PM  

jifflinrod: The smeller is the feller.



He who denied it, supplied it.
 
2017-11-10 06:12:11 PM  
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2017-11-10 06:12:35 PM  
I... AM... FARTICUS!
 
2017-11-10 06:13:44 PM  

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I've never seen that before and that's gold, Jerry GOLD!
 
2017-11-10 06:26:40 PM  
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2017-11-10 06:43:46 PM  

The_Sponge: jifflinrod: The smeller is the feller.


He who denied it, supplied it.


he who smelt it, dealt it
 
2017-11-10 06:50:36 PM  

Kattgrrl: The_Sponge: jifflinrod: The smeller is the feller.

He who denied it, supplied it.

he who smelt it, dealt it


Who sayeth the rhyme, committed the crime.
 
2017-11-10 06:54:55 PM  

Nick Nostril: We are a shiat species.


Speak for yourself
 
2017-11-10 07:17:15 PM  
I wonder how many times historically Russia actually got away with not reporting major nuclear accidents.
 
2017-11-10 07:29:49 PM  
Subs you mean generally, or just now?

Missing my old canine friend, he was the perfect 'nuclear accident' fall guy.
 
2017-11-10 07:56:44 PM  

studebaker hoch: Kattgrrl: The_Sponge: jifflinrod: The smeller is the feller.

He who denied it, supplied it.

he who smelt it, dealt it

Who sayeth the rhyme, committed the crime.


He who complained is the one who just strained.
 
2017-11-10 09:03:37 PM  
Maybe Trump can get them to switch to coal.
 
2017-11-10 09:10:23 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: Torgo_of_Manos: Isn't this the same way we found out about Chernobyl?  That worked out fine.

Sort of, but way worse. This sounds like they just had detection devices pick it up. Chernobyl was so bad other NPPs downwind of them(on a global scale) started throwing alarms like their own plants had gone up from the sheer volume of contaminants in the air.


Hell I was working in a physics lab in Boulder CO and our alarms we're going off days before the soviets announced the meltdown.  The lab safety guys were scouring the building with Geiger counters and obviously couldn't find the source.
 
2017-11-10 10:24:26 PM  
Anyone want to take bets that there was a criticality incident at a fuel reprocessing facility?
 
2017-11-10 10:38:05 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Anyone want to take bets that there was a criticality incident at a fuel reprocessing facility?


It's the only element found, so no.  Criticality accident would have other byproducts.

Not sure how it's separated - could be it was in a gaseous state at the end of a process and was somehow released
 
2017-11-10 10:54:01 PM  
Looks like one method of separating ru involves hydrazine. Hydrazine is pretty unstable if handled improperly
 
2017-11-10 11:33:16 PM  

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That poor girl.

/it is never not-funny
 
2017-11-10 11:33:36 PM  

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2017-11-10 11:34:48 PM  
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/pussy fart
 
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