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2017-11-10 04:15:17 PM  
Don't mind me, I'm just going to leave these here:

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2017-11-10 04:16:51 PM  
I always think "Data"?  Then see a pic and go, "Oh, yeah, that guy.  Totally believe it."
 
2017-11-10 04:48:37 PM  
And, Anna Paquin backs it.
 
2017-11-10 04:49:22 PM  
I loathe Facebook and avoid it as much as possible, but that was worth reading.
 
2017-11-10 04:49:26 PM  
Fark. And to think I wanted to be a film director as a kid. What a bunch of asshats. You're my only hope, Steve & George.
 
2017-11-10 04:49:52 PM  
Who didn't know she was gay?
 
2017-11-10 04:52:01 PM  

AckAckAck: Don't mind me, I'm just going to leave these here:

[img.fark.net image 425x348][img.fark.net image 189x168]


Reacting to the photo sizes, my first thought was "Sleazebag and his mini-me"
 
2017-11-10 04:52:28 PM  

AirForceVet: Fark. And to think I wanted to be a film director as a kid. What a bunch of asshats. You're my only hope, Steve & George.


http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forum​s​/read/7.97368-Indiana-Jones-Was-Almost​-A-Sex-Offender
 
2017-11-10 04:53:01 PM  
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R.I.P.
 
2017-11-10 04:53:22 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Who didn't know she was gay?


She was 18, I don't think she had come out yet
 
2017-11-10 04:54:01 PM  
Man, I really hope the Coen brothers haven't been doing this shiat.
 
2017-11-10 04:54:50 PM  

AckAckAck: Don't mind me, I'm just going to leave these here:

[img.fark.net image 425x348][img.fark.net image 189x168]


I think in the future that look is going to replace "pencil thin mustache" for creeps all over.
 
2017-11-10 04:55:30 PM  
It's not News, it's Fark:

A Haven for Men's Rights™
 
2017-11-10 04:57:16 PM  
Not even Kitty Pride could phase through that wall of text.
 
2017-11-10 04:58:59 PM  
You're nobody in Hollywood if you're not accused of sexual harassment.
 
2017-11-10 05:03:19 PM  

Group W Bench: You're nobody in Hollywood if you're not accused of sexual harassment.


And you're not a star unless you can get away w/ it. A List means you can get away w/ it for at least 10 years or 20 victims, whichever happens first.
 
2017-11-10 05:03:45 PM  

foo monkey: Not even Kitty Pride could phase through that wall of text.


Man, books must scare the everloving shiat out of you.
 
2017-11-10 05:04:20 PM  

LucklessWonder: I'm so shocked that this guy
[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]
might  be a scumbag.



1) Yes, he is a creep.

2) But in all fairness, I would pick up that book if I saw it on a coffee table.
 
2017-11-10 05:05:32 PM  

Group W Bench: You're nobody in Hollywood if you're not accused of sexual harassment.



Like I said yesterday, at this point, it would be easier to make a list of guys in the entertainment industry who did not commit sexual harassment.
 
2017-11-10 05:07:50 PM  

LucklessWonder: I'm so shocked that this guy
[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]
might  be a scumbag.



That look on his face?  I had the same look when I first looked at an issue of Hustler back in elementary school.
 
2017-11-10 05:08:45 PM  
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2017-11-10 05:09:38 PM  
I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)
 
2017-11-10 05:09:51 PM  
OK then. He can go to hell for this and Red Dragon.
 
2017-11-10 05:10:10 PM  

AckAckAck: Don't mind me, I'm just going to leave these here:

[img.fark.net image 425x348][img.fark.net image 189x168]


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2017-11-10 05:10:27 PM  
I couldn't get through that wall of text but it sounded like she just didn't like the language and other people's sexual openness. Yet she loves gay pride parade where that is celebrated.

FTA: "Don't compare wrongs or criminal acts by their degrees of severity"
That is the stupidest and most dangerous idea I have heard yet.

This is like making up stories about Trump, there is so much damning real news that the fake stuff lowers the impact. People will get numb with all these "I was made to feel bad once too" people.

/ Unless she was actually abused. In which case, I am sorry to hear that and maybe lead with that part. I hope a lot of people hashtag for you.
 
2017-11-10 05:11:31 PM  

you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)



*Applause*
 
2017-11-10 05:13:33 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Who didn't know she was gay?


Aren't they both gay?
 
2017-11-10 05:15:10 PM  

CommonName2: it sounded like she just didn't like the language and other people's sexual openness.


When I was sixteen a director took me to dinner (a professional obligation and a very common one). He fondled my leg under the table and said, "You have to make the move, I can't." I did not make the move and I was fortunate to get away from that situation. It was a painful realization: my safety was not guaranteed at work. An adult authority figure for whom I worked intended to exploit me, physically. I was sexually assaulted by a grip months later. I was asked by a director to sleep with a man in his late twenties and to tell them about it. I did not. This is just what happened during my sixteenth year, a teenager in the entertainment industry.

When people make statements like the one you just did I wonder if they have to go around the neighborhood and introduce themselves whenever they move. You know in a court ordered kind of way.
 
2017-11-10 05:15:24 PM  

xalres: foo monkey: Not even Kitty Pride could phase through that wall of text.

Man, books must scare the everloving shiat out of you.


To be fair, viewing the mobile version in a desktop browser sucks. Here's the link to the post for people on real computers.

https://www.facebook.com/EllenPage/po​s​ts/10155212835577449
 
2017-11-10 05:15:30 PM  

Etchy333: I think in the future that look is going to replace "pencil thin mustache" for creeps all over.


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No, I think the two pencils, the werewolf, and the Hitler are still more sinister
 
2017-11-10 05:18:36 PM  

LucklessWonder: I'm so shocked that this guy
[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]
might  be a scumbag.


Is that better, or worse, than having this?

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2017-11-10 05:19:00 PM  

This text is now purple: drjekel_mrhyde: Who didn't know she was gay?

Aren't they both gay?



I think you have him confused with Bryan Singer.
 
2017-11-10 05:20:49 PM  

The_Sponge: LucklessWonder: I'm so shocked that this guy
[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]
might  be a scumbag.


1) Yes, he is a creep.

2) But in all fairness, I would pick up that book if I saw it on a coffee table.


What if it was on your grandmother's coffee table?
 
2017-11-10 05:21:25 PM  

The_Sponge: This text is now purple: drjekel_mrhyde: Who didn't know she was gay?

Aren't they both gay?

I think you have him confused with Bryan Singer.


I get my shiatty X-Men directors mixed up.

\I liked Rush Hour and Hercules, though
 
2017-11-10 05:21:26 PM  

you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)


"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."
 
2017-11-10 05:22:19 PM  

Trocadero: The_Sponge: LucklessWonder: I'm so shocked that this guy
[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]
might  be a scumbag.


1) Yes, he is a creep.

2) But in all fairness, I would pick up that book if I saw it on a coffee table.

What if it was on your grandmother's coffee table?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-10 05:23:17 PM  

Evil Mackerel: AckAckAck: Don't mind me, I'm just going to leave these here:

[img.fark.net image 425x348][img.fark.net image 189x168]

[img.fark.net image 720x480]


Let's keep the GOP in the Politics tab, please.
 
2017-11-10 05:23:50 PM  

puckrock2000: you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)

"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."


Stanley Kubrick made me masturbate 18 times and kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong.
 
2017-11-10 05:25:43 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 600x300]


When she mentioned nobody knew who she was, my first thought was "I did!  Hard Candy was awesome!"

We need some of that in Hollywood.
 
2017-11-10 05:27:29 PM  

This text is now purple: puckrock2000: you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)

"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."

Stanley Kubrick made me masturbate 18 times and kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong.


Tim Burton made me put on layers of goth make up and kept calling me Helena, while Johnny Depp watched it all.
 
2017-11-10 05:31:04 PM  

Trocadero: The_Sponge: LucklessWonder: I'm so shocked that this guy
[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450]
might  be a scumbag.


1) Yes, he is a creep.

2) But in all fairness, I would pick up that book if I saw it on a coffee table.

What if it was on your grandmother's coffee table?



Hahahaha!

I.....I.....I would question everything in the universe.
 
2017-11-10 05:33:39 PM  

Trocadero: This text is now purple: puckrock2000: you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)

"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."

Stanley Kubrick made me masturbate 18 times and kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong.

Tim Burton made me put on layers of goth make up and kept calling me Helena, while Johnny Depp watched it all.



Martin Scorsese made me cook him a pasta dinner, and during sex, he had me hold a fake gun to his head and told me to say "f*ck" over 100 times.
 
2017-11-10 05:35:00 PM  

This text is now purple: puckrock2000: you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)

"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."

Stanley Kubrick made me masturbate 18 times and kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong.


Tim Burton stripped me naked and pained black and white stripes & spirals all over my body.

Terry Gilliam made me watch porn through a giant magnifying glass.
 
2017-11-10 05:35:49 PM  

This text is now purple: The_Sponge: This text is now purple: drjekel_mrhyde: Who didn't know she was gay?

Aren't they both gay?

I think you have him confused with Bryan Singer.

I get my shiatty X-Men directors mixed up.

\I liked Rush Hour and Hercules, though



Heh.

/And I've confused them before as well.
 
2017-11-10 05:38:50 PM  
So we've moved onto the petty bullshiat phase of this thing?
 
2017-11-10 05:39:23 PM  

Mr_Smartypants: This text is now purple: puckrock2000: you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)

"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."

Stanley Kubrick made me masturbate 18 times and kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong.

Tim Burton stripped me naked and pained black and white stripes & spirals all over my body.

Terry Gilliam made me watch porn through a giant magnifying glass.


Judd Apatow made me fark Seth Rogen, but also Leslie Mann, so I call it even.
 
2017-11-10 05:42:11 PM  

This text is now purple: puckrock2000: you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)

"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."

Stanley Kubrick made me masturbate 18 times and kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong.


David Fincher made me masturbate 18 times in the dark and kept telling me I was doing it wrong.
 
2017-11-10 05:42:48 PM  

Mr_Smartypants: This text is now purple: puckrock2000: you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)

"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."

Stanley Kubrick made me masturbate 18 times and kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong.

Tim Burton stripped me naked and pained black and white stripes & spirals all over my body.

Terry Gilliam made me watch porn through a giant magnifying glass.



Eli Roth made me....you know what?  I don't want to talk about it.

*Crying*
 
2017-11-10 05:44:17 PM  

The_Sponge: Mr_Smartypants: This text is now purple: puckrock2000: you are a puppet: I'm trying to imagine what it would be like for some of the more distinctive directors to be accused of harassment.

"David Cronenberg sexually harassed me. He wanted to lie underneath me and asked if I would use rub the skin off of my arms with a cheese grater until I bled directly onto his face."

"I was harassed by David Lynch. He brought a dwarf with an accordion into his office to serenade us with old Swiss mountain music while he combed my hair with a log."

"Quentin Tarantino forced me to say the N-word over and over again while he sucked my toes." (This one is probably real)

"JJ Abrams fondled himself while shining a bright light in my eyes."

"Michael Bay rubbed up against my buttocks while firing a rocket launcher at a fireworks factory."

Stanley Kubrick made me masturbate 18 times and kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong.

Tim Burton stripped me naked and pained black and white stripes & spirals all over my body.

Terry Gilliam made me watch porn through a giant magnifying glass.


Eli Roth made me....you know what?  I don't want to talk about it.

*Crying*


muscles.zoneView Full Size
 
2017-11-10 05:44:58 PM  
Trocadero:

[muscles.zone image 620x400]


Hehehehe.
 
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