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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Smoking hot substitute teacher arrested for heavy petting in Kettering and soaking wood in Oakwood   ( cleveland.com) divider line
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2017-11-10 01:14:35 PM  
Subby thinks she's hot just because she's a communist.
 
2017-11-10 01:17:44 PM  
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2017-11-10 01:27:46 PM  
I had friends who graduated from that high school, so I'm getting a kick.

/30 years ago
 
2017-11-10 01:47:06 PM  
Madeline Marx?  She was just trying to be social.
 
2017-11-10 01:52:16 PM  
Who has sex in a Big Lots parking lot?
 
2017-11-10 01:53:44 PM  
Ah, sh*ttybananas of imgur. May the world never forget the time you said "soak the logs in wood."
 
2017-11-10 01:53:58 PM  
She doesn't look satisfied. Was she arrested before the act?
 
2017-11-10 01:54:14 PM  
"She is accused of having sex with one of the students in July in the parking lot of a Big Lots store, and with another student in September in an apartment complex parking lot."

Wow...stay classy teach... sex in a Big Lots's parking lot. I guess all the spots were taken at the local
Wal-Mart or Target. I hate when that happens.
 
2017-11-10 01:54:27 PM  

2wolves: Madeline Marx?  She was just trying to be social.


She was seizing the means of reproduction.
 
2017-11-10 01:54:39 PM  
What is it with these pedophile teachers?
 
2017-11-10 01:55:04 PM  
She running for the Senate?
 
2017-11-10 01:55:25 PM  
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I hear the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song playing in my head when I look at this picture.
 
2017-11-10 01:56:08 PM  
It seems to always be in a parking lot. Are there that many people having sex in parking lots?
 
2017-11-10 01:56:16 PM  
I'm not clicking. Smokin' Hot is the dead giveaway,
 
2017-11-10 01:56:24 PM  

BeotchPudding: What is it with these pedophile teachers?


Hey hey hey!  Don't take away my equality and right to be anything I want.
 
2017-11-10 01:56:43 PM  
Usually the "smoking hot" headline is a trap. This one, I think, is probably at least semi-hot. A mugshot gets you at your absolute worst: stressed, crying, tired.
 
2017-11-10 01:57:13 PM  
Smoking hot compared to what? Groucho.   I think Harpo is prettier than she is.
 
2017-11-10 01:57:17 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Who has sex in a Big Lots parking lot?


Right?  They've got a perfectly good furniture department inside the store, just waiting to be defiled.
 
2017-11-10 01:58:15 PM  

berylman: I'm not clicking. Smokin' Hot is the dead giveaway,


Something has gone terribly wrong on Fark.
 
2017-11-10 01:58:33 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Who has sex in a Big Lots parking lot?

Right?  They've got a perfectly good furniture department inside the store, just waiting to be defiled.


You call it defiled.... :P
 
2017-11-10 01:58:40 PM  
Nice. I mean, she's not repugnant so good job!
 
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2017-11-10 01:59:04 PM  
I'd do her, too bad I got out of highschool over 30 years ago
 
2017-11-10 01:59:18 PM  
I don't know about smoking hot, but cute and yes I'd hit it.
 
2017-11-10 01:59:18 PM  
Their real teacher is saying, all this time I could have been getting laid.
 
2017-11-10 01:59:26 PM  
Asked for comment, Ms. Marx said "I blew a high school boy in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
 
2017-11-10 02:01:09 PM  

berylman: I'm not clicking. Smokin' Hot is the dead giveaway,


She's actually cute.  Not 'smokin' hot', but cute.  If she'd had a thing for older men instead of younger men, I'd have taken a shot.

Well, maybe not.  I do sort of think that 'half your age +7 is a good rule of thumb.  Too much of an age difference and you just have nothing to talk about.  She is literally half my age.

/I'll go lock myself in the pervert closet
//Don't come in without knocking
 
2017-11-10 02:01:55 PM  
Lost my job.

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Doesn't matter. Had sex.
 
2017-11-10 02:02:14 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Who has sex in a Big Lots parking lot?
Right?  They've got a perfectly good furniture department inside the store, just waiting to be defiled.


I found that way too funny for some reason. *wipes tears from eyes*
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/seductively inviting
 
2017-11-10 02:02:27 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Who has sex in a Big Lots parking lot?


Maybe the dollar tree but never in the big lots lot
 
2017-11-10 02:03:11 PM  
Based on the photos I've seen, this teacher is "attractive", "pretty", "cute" - something along that line.

"Smoking" as far as molesting teachers goes, one needs to refer to Debra LaFave.
 
2017-11-10 02:04:11 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Who has sex in a Big Lots parking lot?

Right?  They've got a perfectly good furniture department inside the store, just waiting to be defiled.

You call it defiled.... :P


Sanctified, defiled...potato, potahto.
 
2017-11-10 02:04:23 PM  
You had me going subby.  I thought it would be someone who looks like lunch lady Doris but this one is actually not hideous to look at.

Now, some of you are upset about her choice of places for romantic interlude but we must remember the difficulty of using a stall at Burger King or McDonalds.  Sadly, the modern world doesn't have the same willingness to overlook such happenings in the bathroom as they once did.
 
2017-11-10 02:04:46 PM  
I wish these articles said how these people got caught. They never mention that.

Did someone take photos and they leaked?

Did a student rat them out?

Details people, I want details of how they got caught, how the investigation was handled and what led them to the arrest.

All I get is "had sex in a parking lot or two"
 
2017-11-10 02:05:34 PM  

SirEattonHogg: "Smoking" as far as molesting teachers goes, one needs to refer to Debra LaFave.


Nope. "Smoking" is sole Fark property of Jay Cutler.
 
2017-11-10 02:05:45 PM  

HoratioGates: berylman: I'm not clicking. Smokin' Hot is the dead giveaway,

She's actually cute.  Not 'smokin' hot', but cute.  If she'd had a thing for older men instead of younger men, I'd have taken a shot.

Well, maybe not.  I do sort of think that 'half your age +7 is a good rule of thumb.  Too much of an age difference and you just have nothing to talk about.  She is literally half my age.

/I'll go lock myself in the pervert closet
//Don't come in without knocking


She doesn't need to do much talking with her mouth full....

Sometimes I have the sense that everyone on Fark is almost exactly my age, give or take a year. Just yesterday I saw someone post about doing something at age 11 in 1981.

/turned 47 this past Sunday
 
2017-11-10 02:05:48 PM  
There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Cos she was a whore
 
2017-11-10 02:06:17 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Who has sex in a Big Lots parking lot?


you don't have to get all dressed up like with the Target parking lot
 
2017-11-10 02:08:44 PM  

berylman: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: Who has sex in a Big Lots parking lot?
Right?  They've got a perfectly good furniture department inside the store, just waiting to be defiled.

I found that way too funny for some reason. *wipes tears from eyes*
[biglots.com image 336x246]
/seductively inviting


Never take the floor model...
 
2017-11-10 02:10:14 PM  
Oh at least the article didn't lie. It is a big lot...

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2017-11-10 02:10:22 PM  

Lupis626: It seems to always be in a parking lot. Are there that many people having sex in parking lots?


Yes.
 
2017-11-10 02:11:25 PM  
She's got a nice body judging from the video of her ride to jail
 
2017-11-10 02:11:32 PM  
There is something about you (substitute teacher), so right.
Couldn't live without you, oh, teacher, toniiiiiight.

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2017-11-10 02:12:24 PM  

SurfaceTension: I had friends who graduated from that high school, so I'm getting a kick.

/30 years ago

I

graduated from there 33 years ago. Never spoke to a soul from that place since the moment I graduated.
 
2017-11-10 02:12:58 PM  
I used to joke with my GF when I was a teen that I wanted to have sex with her in the mattress section of Macy's. She would've done it too. I mean no one is ever there buying a mattress and there were never any sales people around. Of course this was before CCTV and security cameras so it might've been possible.
 
2017-11-10 02:13:00 PM  

berylman: I'm not clicking. Smokin' Hot is the dead giveaway,


Fortunately, her knees were not visible in the pic.
 
2017-11-10 02:13:55 PM  

kpaxoid: berylman: I'm not clicking. Smokin' Hot is the dead giveaway,

Something has gone terribly wrong on Fark.


Penalty on the play!

"Smokin hot" is reserved for individuals who have hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down, or whose girth exceeds their height.

/bad, bad subby
//that's a paddlin
///& she might give it to you if you ask nicely
 
2017-11-10 02:16:01 PM  
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2017-11-10 02:16:17 PM  

berylman: I'm not clicking. Smokin' Hot is the dead giveaway,


She's just attractive enough to cause controversy.

She's a five. A British 7.
 
2017-11-10 02:16:28 PM  

Lupis626: It seems to always be in a parking lot. Are there that many people having sex in parking lots?


You'd be surprised.  Where else is someone with a taboo relationship like this going to go?

I don't know if it's a discrimination thing but schools really should rethink putting fresh out of college teachers in a classroom full of males/females that will fawn over them.  Seems like begging for this problem.  I don't discount personal responsibility but even at the education level seems like it would be a problem.
 
2017-11-10 02:16:37 PM  

SurfaceTension: I had friends who graduated from that high school, so I'm getting a kick.

/30 years ago


Howdy, friend of former neighbors.
 
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