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(Straits Times)   Just as we've always suspected, cats are just biding their time waiting for a chance to kill us   ( straitstimes.com) divider line
    More: Weird, elderly bedridden woman, Mayuko Matsumoto, attempted murder investigation, Japanese police probe, local broadcaster RKK, national broadcaster NHK, private network NTV, Cat  
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2017-11-10 10:01:35 AM  
Stray cat a suspect in Japan attempted murder

Oh, he slashed her alright...

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2017-11-10 10:17:17 AM  
i can haz bloodlust?
 
2017-11-10 10:51:45 AM  
Our younger cat is only about 6 lbs, but in her heart she is a tiger.

There are times when she looks at you, you can see you are being hunted. If she were larger, I would be food.
 
2017-11-10 11:16:29 AM  
It's often said that dogs have masters and cats have servants.

Someone didn't meet expectations in this fiscal year.
 
2017-11-10 11:18:24 AM  
Kitty is obviously being framed.

There's no way a cat would be so obvious as to simply attack.

No, he's going to leave a cat toy on the stairs one night and wait patiently.
 
2017-11-10 11:23:42 AM  
I see the obligatory Brian Setzer has been handled. I'll see my way out.
 
2017-11-10 11:26:16 AM  

The-Brain: Our younger cat is only about 6 lbs, but in her heart she is a tiger.

There are times when she looks at you, you can see you are being hunted. If she were larger, I would be food.


There was a pack of semi-wild cats on the campus of my law school.  I think they were fed by maintenance.  Anyhow it was fun seeing them always stalking prey on the campus mall.   They look exactly like miniature versions of tigers in a nature documentary.
 
2017-11-10 11:29:36 AM  
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/oblig
 
2017-11-10 11:33:18 AM  
Sad Cat Diary
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2017-11-10 11:33:33 AM  
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Travel Agent Cat Plans Your Next Trip
 
2017-11-10 11:34:25 AM  
 
2017-11-10 11:34:35 AM  
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/wanted for questioning
 
2017-11-10 11:34:48 AM  
Sad Dog Diary
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2017-11-10 11:42:25 AM  
Do NOT bogart the catnip.

/Jesus, I came very close to a phrasing error.
 
2017-11-10 11:42:57 AM  
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2017-11-10 11:44:50 AM  
The suspect:
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2017-11-10 11:45:53 AM  
What they're not telling you is that it was self-defense.

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2017-11-10 11:47:08 AM  
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2017-11-10 11:47:23 AM  
LeChuck knows that killing me would cause my body to grow cold, removing a source of warmth.

Guybrush might want to kill me, but he knows that doing so would require that he stop napping on my bed for a few minutes so he will never bother.

I remain safe.
 
2017-11-10 11:49:14 AM  

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/wanted for questioning


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2017-11-10 12:00:04 PM  
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2017-11-10 12:02:40 PM  
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2017-11-10 12:09:46 PM  
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2017-11-10 12:10:11 PM  
The Only Thing that is saving us right now?

Their Lack of opposable thumbs! When that day comes; we are doomed!
 
2017-11-10 12:11:07 PM  
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2017-11-10 12:16:23 PM  
My cat's not biding anything. She's just enjoying the process.
 
2017-11-10 12:18:59 PM  

The-Brain: Our younger cat is only about 6 lbs, but in her heart she is a tiger.

There are times when she looks at you, you can see you are being hunted. If she were larger, I would be food.


You are looking at this from the wrong perspective.  If you were smaller, you would be food.

If you are dead, you are food
 
2017-11-10 12:19:00 PM  

sambluesnark: The Only Thing that is saving us right now?

Their Lack of opposable thumbs! When that day comes; we are doomed!


Too late...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GSuH​6​LYMho
 
2017-11-10 12:22:42 PM  
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Waiting...
 
2017-11-10 12:27:14 PM  
Well they missed a golden opportunity in 2016. I'm pretty sure they'd have beaten both Hillary and Trump and could've just nuked Russia and China and ended it all by now.
 
2017-11-10 12:40:58 PM  
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2017-11-10 12:51:44 PM  
Those cat scratches can cause a fever.
 
2017-11-10 01:01:01 PM  
I doubt it, my cat spends every minute I'm home trying climb onto my lab so she can be a purring pile of fur... unless she's really trying to slowly squish me to death

That biatch!
 
2017-11-10 01:02:51 PM  

SirEattonHogg: The-Brain: Our younger cat is only about 6 lbs, but in her heart she is a tiger.

There are times when she looks at you, you can see you are being hunted. If she were larger, I would be food.

There was a pack of semi-wild cats on the campus of my law school.  I think they were fed by maintenance.  Anyhow it was fun seeing them always stalking prey on the campus mall.   They look exactly like miniature versions of tigers in a nature documentary.



Because they are?
 
2017-11-10 01:08:40 PM  

Mr.Hawk: SirEattonHogg: The-Brain: Our younger cat is only about 6 lbs, but in her heart she is a tiger.

There are times when she looks at you, you can see you are being hunted. If she were larger, I would be food.

There was a pack of semi-wild cats on the campus of my law school.  I think they were fed by maintenance.  Anyhow it was fun seeing them always stalking prey on the campus mall.   They look exactly like miniature versions of tigers in a nature documentary.


Because they are?


https://www.thestar.com/life/2015/01/​1​4/cat-documentary-the-lion-in-your-liv​ing-room-shows-the-wild-side-of-the-wo​rlds-most-popular-pet.html
 
2017-11-10 01:22:58 PM  
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2017-11-10 01:26:38 PM  
We are not.
 
2017-11-10 01:28:38 PM  

chuggernaught: We are not.


THEY! They are not.

Hehe, silly me.
 
2017-11-10 01:34:46 PM  
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2017-11-10 01:55:20 PM  
I'm currently awaiting surgery to fix two torn tendons and a broken bone in my ankle. Spent a month in a cast, another month in a boot, and did three months of ultimately useless physical therapy trying to fix the issue without surgical intervention. I tripped over the cat coming down the stairs. Yes, my cat is trying to kill me, and I'm contemplating leaving the back door open so that she gets eaten by coyotes.
 
2017-11-10 02:02:38 PM  

Hantavirus: I'm currently awaiting surgery to fix two torn tendons and a broken bone in my ankle. Spent a month in a cast, another month in a boot, and did three months of ultimately useless physical therapy trying to fix the issue without surgical intervention. I tripped over the cat coming down the stairs. Yes, my cat is trying to kill me, and I'm contemplating leaving the back door open so that she gets eaten by coyotes.


All my sympathy and sincerest apologies, sir.

I hereby retract the gag I made upthread.  Please be well.
 
2017-11-10 02:04:30 PM  
Hmm...
Okay, we have an elderly sleeping Japanese woman with severe scratches to the face in Japan.
It's a Yamachichi; I'm calling it.
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2017-11-10 02:14:36 PM  

sambluesnark: The Only Thing that is saving us right now?

Their Lack of opposable thumbs! When that day comes; we are doomed!


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2017-11-10 02:21:14 PM  
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