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(Mediaite)   Brian Stelter slams Republicans defending Roy Moore's pedophilia, demands to know how they sleep at night. And this is the guy who once recordered "She's Sexy and 17"   ( mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Followup, The Washington Post, Roy Moore, Washington Post, Washington Post's reporters, Brian Stelter, bombshell allegations, Moore's defense, alleged molestation  
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2017-11-10 10:38:07 AM  
How do they sleep at night?  Comfortably, on a bed of tax cuts and privilege..
 
2017-11-10 10:45:16 AM  
subby does not bother chasin' mice around.
 
2017-11-10 10:54:31 AM  
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well done, hubby
 
2017-11-10 11:03:09 AM  
 
2017-11-10 11:22:06 AM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 250x189]

well done, hubby


This is why you always preview new stuff.
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2017-11-10 11:27:15 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 250x189]

well done, hubby

This is why you always preview new stuff.
[img.fark.net image 252x193]


Looks fine in my browser. though I noticed that Subby autocorrected to "hubby," which is kind of funny.

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2017-11-10 11:28:36 AM  
My favorite thing though is the Joseph/Mary defense.

Republican: Sure, Judge Moore diddled a 14-year-old, but Joseph was an adult carpenter and Mary was a teenager, and then she had Jesus!

Sane person: Wait, I thought the whole point was that Mary was a virgin!

Republican: SMOKEBOMB
 
2017-11-10 11:31:35 AM  
Meanwhile.....back in Alabama:

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Prosecute the victims of a pedophile, elect the pedophile to the US Senate.
It's the Alabama way!
 
2017-11-10 11:35:49 AM  

FlashHarry: My favorite thing though is the Joseph/Mary defense.

Republican: Sure, Judge Moore diddled a 14-year-old, but Joseph was an adult carpenter and Mary was a teenager, and then she had Jesus!

Sane person: Wait, I thought the whole point was that Mary was a virgin!

Republican: SMOKEBOMB


and what bible passage states Mary and Joseph's ages when they met?
 
2017-11-10 11:37:46 AM  
So what you're saying is, Republicans no longer support their candidates based on what they can do or accomplish, but rather, how mad they make the libs?
 
2017-11-10 11:39:01 AM  

Walker: Meanwhile.....back in Alabama:

[img.fark.net image 294x435]

Prosecute the victims of a pedophile, elect the pedophile to the US Senate.
It's the Alabama way!


Oh farking hell - does Alabama have an actual law about decrying the emperor's lack of clothing as well?
 
2017-11-10 11:40:09 AM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 250x189]

well done, hubby


Wait, are you NY1 traffic corespondent Jaime Stetler?
 
2017-11-10 11:41:46 AM  
There's no case here.  The woman is no longer a minor so it would be statutory rape AFTER THE FACT.  And, you cannot prosecute an a priori charge that happened a posteriori until that charge is al dente.  At that point the entire thing becomes a defacto post hoc situation which is easily fought in civil court with sharpened bamboo spears and roman candles.

The exact same happened to me, except the girl in my case was fifty three and, instead of having sex with her, I backed into her with my truck...
 
2017-11-10 11:43:57 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: until that charge is al dente.


Just how I like my pasta cooked
 
2017-11-10 11:44:34 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: There's no case here.  The woman is no longer a minor so it would be statutory rape AFTER THE FACT.  And, you cannot prosecute an a priori charge that happened a posteriori until that charge is al dente.  At that point the entire thing becomes a defacto post hoc situation which is easily fought in civil court with sharpened bamboo spears and roman candles.

The exact same happened to me, except the girl in my case was fifty three and, instead of having sex with her, I backed into her with my truck...


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

/Butt stuff
 
2017-11-10 11:57:44 AM  
At the risk of being accused of semantics, pedophiles aren't interested in 17-year-olds.  By definition they are attracted to prepubescent children.

Stelter's song wasn't advocating paedophilia, it was talking about teenage dating.
 
2017-11-10 12:02:37 PM  
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Capital headline. Smitty!

 
2017-11-10 12:04:09 PM  

FlashHarry: My favorite thing though is the Joseph/Mary defense.

Republican: Sure, Judge Moore diddled a 14-year-old, but Joseph was an adult carpenter and Mary was a teenager, and then she had Jesus!

Sane person: Wait, I thought the whole point was that Mary was a virgin!

Republican: SMOKEBOMB


Also, if they are good Catholics they believe in Mary's Perpetual Virginity...
 
2017-11-10 12:04:13 PM  

FlashHarry: Markoff_Cheney: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 250x189]

well done, hubby

This is why you always preview new stuff.
[img.fark.net image 252x193]

Looks fine in my browser. though I noticed that Subby autocorrected to "hubby," which is kind of funny.

[img.fark.net image 678x670]


Weird man, this Leo gif at the bottom of the thread looks fine.  Fark it, this isn't even my computer anyways, I will blame it on that.
 
2017-11-10 12:05:14 PM  

Walker: Meanwhile.....back in Alabama:

[img.fark.net image 294x435]

Prosecute the victims of a pedophile, elect the pedophile to the US Senate.
It's the Alabama way!


................................ I am finding it really hard to not take every Alabama stereotype as pure truth.
 
2017-11-10 12:07:50 PM  

the_sidewinder: bigfatbuddhist: until that charge is al dente.

Just how I like my pasta cooked


I'm sure the Fark Foodie Brigade will kill me for this, but al dentin pasta is just pasta taken off the stove too early. It tastes stale. Cook it through, please.

/Not soggy, just cooked through
 
2017-11-10 12:15:08 PM  
If they get that tax reform package passed to benefit their donors, they'd be able to support mass murderers, cannibals, baby seal clubbers and still knock off a solid eight hours of sleep every night.
 
2017-11-10 12:16:02 PM  
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2017-11-10 12:16:47 PM  
I'm sure these masters of theological and legal debate would be making the same defensive points had similar accusations instead fallen upon the Democratic candidate in the race.

Now, if you'll excuse them, they need to load more ammo into the Hoverround because they saw a rumor online that Al Gore runs a brothel staffed by kidnapped red-state geriatric beagles in the attic of an Arthur Treachers.
 
2017-11-10 12:22:10 PM  
Recordered?
 
2017-11-10 12:24:37 PM  
Did Moore pull his gun on his victims?
 
2017-11-10 12:25:01 PM  

Walker: Meanwhile.....back in Alabama:

[img.fark.net image 294x435]

Prosecute the victims of a pedophile, elect the pedophile to the US Senate.
It's the Alabama way!


And you just know many of them attacked Islam because of Mohammed and his child bride. Maybe time to dig up some old Twats from these idiots to post around.
 
2017-11-10 12:25:53 PM  
Brian Stelter slams Republicans...demands to know how they sleep at night.

Probably with underage girls.

Or boys.
 
2017-11-10 12:26:19 PM  

shortymac: FlashHarry: My favorite thing though is the Joseph/Mary defense.

Republican: Sure, Judge Moore diddled a 14-year-old, but Joseph was an adult carpenter and Mary was a teenager, and then she had Jesus!

Sane person: Wait, I thought the whole point was that Mary was a virgin!

Republican: SMOKEBOMB

Also, if they are good Catholics they believe in Mary's Perpetual Virginity...


Catholics, in Alabama?  Riiiiight.
 
2017-11-10 12:26:19 PM  
Don't know if anyone's done this one yet, but here's a quick and dirty version.

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2017-11-10 12:26:20 PM  

Weatherkiss: Recordered?


Sure... It was played on a recorder.  What's the confusion?
 
2017-11-10 12:27:14 PM  
I have 4 daughters. If someone tried this on them and I found out about it, I would confront and would be arrested for assaulting an asshole. When was this EVER ok?
 
2017-11-10 12:29:24 PM  
Just farking admit it, you cowards.  Admit you hate liberals so much that you'll support child molesters.

You already admitted it about Russian trolls.  You already admitted it about neo-Nazis and the KKK.

Just be honest and farking say, "I hate liberals more than child molesters."
 
2017-11-10 12:29:48 PM  

Walker: Meanwhile.....back in Alabama:

[img.fark.net image 294x435]

Prosecute the victims of a pedophile, elect the pedophile to the US Senate.
It's the Alabama way!


The argument he made is literally "victims who don't report crimes enable offenders to act again, so you are a willing accomplice in all their future crimes if you fail to come forward."

What are the odds he also thinks there are way too many fake sexual assault accusations out there and that people should be charged with a crime for falsely reporting a crime if the alleged attacker is found not guilty?
 
2017-11-10 12:29:57 PM  
For subby, another creep classic.

Benny Mardones - Into The Night "HQ/HD"
Youtube 6YJJoZf27Sg
 
2017-11-10 12:30:00 PM  

Weatherkiss: Recordered?


My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland
Youtube X2WH8mHJnhM
 
2017-11-10 12:30:03 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: There's no case here.  The woman is no longer a minor so it would be statutory rape AFTER THE FACT.  And, you cannot prosecute an a priori charge that happened a posteriori until that charge is al dente.  At that point the entire thing becomes a defacto post hoc situation which is easily fought in civil court with sharpened bamboo spears and roman candles.

The exact same happened to me, except the girl in my case was fifty three and, instead of having sex with her, I backed into her with my truck...


You've got a dickbutt, don't you? And you call it your "truck" I bet...
 
2017-11-10 12:30:55 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: FlashHarry: Markoff_Cheney: FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 250x189]

well done, hubby

This is why you always preview new stuff.
[img.fark.net image 252x193]

Looks fine in my browser. though I noticed that Subby autocorrected to "hubby," which is kind of funny.

[img.fark.net image 678x670]

Weird man, this Leo gif at the bottom of the thread looks fine.  Fark it, this isn't even my computer anyways, I will blame it on that.


I get the distorted version of that .gif too in Chrome/Win10.
 
2017-11-10 12:30:56 PM  
The establishment GOP want him gone, the Trumpers are slobbering knobs. It's amazing to watch them fall completely apart. It's so transparent, its funny.
 
2017-11-10 12:30:57 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I have 4 daughters. If someone tried this on them and I found out about it, I would confront and would be arrested for assaulting an asshole. When was this EVER ok?


So a bad time to ask...A/S/L?
 
2017-11-10 12:31:03 PM  

Mike_LowELL: So what you're saying is, Republicans no longer support their candidates based on what they can do or accomplish, but rather, how mad they make the libs?


Not really in this case.....

Moore beat out Luther Strange who was supported by Mitch McConnell and the GOP.

Luther lost.

This is more about telling the GOP what they can do with their candidates.
 
2017-11-10 12:31:52 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I have 4 daughters. If someone tried this on them and I found out about it, I would confront and would be arrested for assaulting an asshole. When was this EVER ok?


When it's a fine God fearing Christian family values gentleman like Judge Moore, of course!
 
2017-11-10 12:32:14 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I have 4 daughters. If someone tried this on them and I found out about it, I would confront and would be arrested for assaulting an asshole. When was this EVER ok?


Like before 2010 or so. Maybe a bit later. When ever the Bill Cosby allegations started coming out I guess. Before then it was all, "How could you not recognize the taste of roofies. Clearly you wanted to be raped," or something like, "he's rich, so it's a compliment he's masturbating at the dinner table."

Like seriously, until fairly recently for some reason people just didn't see these as problems. I don't get it, but maybe I'm just too young.
 
2017-11-10 12:32:27 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I have 4 daughters. If someone tried this on them and I found out about it, I would confront and would be arrested for assaulting an asshole. When was this EVER ok?


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It was NEVER okay, for you to assault a dominant alpha such as myself, who was attempting to propagate so that not I, but WE, could save the species.

Your selfishness has doomed the human race.  I have reported you to the moderators for your crimes.  Good day.
 
2017-11-10 12:32:45 PM  

Walker: Meanwhile.....back in Alabama:

[img.fark.net image 294x435]

Prosecute the victims of a pedophile, elect the pedophile to the US Senate.
It's the Alabama way!


 In the future, the Wikipedia entry for "victim blaming" should point back to this moment, here.
 
2017-11-10 12:32:54 PM  

clkeagle: Weatherkiss: Recordered?

Sure... It was played on a recorder.  What's the confusion?


I personally prefer music that's been guitared.
 
2017-11-10 12:33:32 PM  
Also condemning Roy Moore:
The Beatles - I Saw Her Standing There
Youtube 2xbig-xfCIQ
 
2017-11-10 12:34:10 PM  
Jail Bait
Youtube 4pS0VFgL28A
 
2017-11-10 12:34:21 PM  

shortymac: FlashHarry: My favorite thing though is the Joseph/Mary defense.

Republican: Sure, Judge Moore diddled a 14-year-old, but Joseph was an adult carpenter and Mary was a teenager, and then she had Jesus!

Sane person: Wait, I thought the whole point was that Mary was a virgin!

Republican: SMOKEBOMB

Also, if they are good Catholics they believe in Mary's Perpetual Virginity...


Some of it just sorta hangs on...

Vestigial Virgin.
 
2017-11-10 12:34:57 PM  
Stray Cat Blues - Stones
Youtube HsBiKga7Z_8
 
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