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(USA Today)   All you guys who think you have the 'stash' that mushes the ladies, you haven't met this master of the mustache   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 06:12:08 PM  
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2017-11-09 06:31:35 PM  
Are rides free?
 
2017-11-09 06:41:15 PM  

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This was my first thought as well.
 
2017-11-09 07:52:47 PM  
That's not a moustache, that's a flea condo.
 
2017-11-09 08:21:11 PM  
Fake News. It's nose hair, doesn't count.
 
2017-11-09 08:25:53 PM  
These like Kung-Fu monks make this fifty foot tape, like a cloth measuring tape, but it's kelp. And you swallow over, like, three days and you start to, y'know, pass it. Then you just slowly, slowly pull it out of you over three more days. It pulls all the toxins out of your body. And you just feel so clean.
 
2017-11-09 08:36:19 PM  
I was at the grocery today and thought a cute woman was giving me eyes (probably because of my beard and shiny dome), but then I realized a handsome guy was trying to get around me in the aisle.
 
2017-11-09 08:43:12 PM  
Mustaches are stupid.
 
2017-11-09 08:45:57 PM  

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Since we had a Selleck, we might as well remember the Moustache du Nord.

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/both rock a better 'stache than this herbert
 
2017-11-09 08:49:12 PM  
I am mesmerized by the mustache sported by Kenneth Branagh in the upcoming Murder on the Orient Express.

Magnificent:
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2017-11-09 08:51:06 PM  
And for the win? 'MURICA!
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/amirite???
 
2017-11-09 08:51:48 PM  

MLWS: I am mesmerized by the mustache sported by Kenneth Branagh in the upcoming Murder on the Orient Express.

Magnificent:
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Lousy Belgian Frenchies.

Smells of snails, I'll bet.
 
2017-11-09 08:52:35 PM  
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2017-11-09 08:53:00 PM  

MLWS: I am mesmerized by the mustache sported by Kenneth Branagh in the upcoming Murder on the Orient Express.

Magnificent:
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I kind of feel that when the inevitable awards start coming in, they should be given to the stache, not Branagh.
 
2017-11-09 09:02:09 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:04:24 PM  

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Lawd, have mercy! That's the trifecta: shirt unbuttoned, sleeves rolled up to display those sexy forearms and a 'stache. I need to take to my bed.
 
2017-11-09 09:14:24 PM  
Obligatory
Mustache song scene (A million ways to die in the west)
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2017-11-09 09:16:41 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:24:07 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:26:40 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:27:13 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:31:22 PM  

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In related just breaking news, a fellow 'stache man and co-star on Magnum P.I. has died.

R.I.P.

http://ew.com/tv/2017/11/09/john-hill​e​rman-dead-magnum-p-i-chinatown-actor-d​ies/
 
2017-11-09 09:35:57 PM  
Hmm, he's no Daniel Darn Tootin'
That Mitchell and Webb Look - Daniel Darn-Tooting Tash: A Man of Oil
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2017-11-09 09:40:59 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:41:13 PM  
I had cancer several years ago, when I had both long hair and a big giant bushy beard. We shaved my head, but kept the beard a little bit longer. Once the beard started to fall out I shaved it in stages I took pictures in between.

The fu manchu was pretty good. Just a mustache made me look absolutely like a pedophile. Creepy.
 
2017-11-09 09:45:03 PM  

chawco: I had cancer several years ago, when I had both long hair and a big giant bushy beard. We shaved my head, but kept the beard a little bit longer. Once the beard started to fall out I shaved it in stages I took pictures in between.

The fu manchu was pretty good. Just a mustache made me look absolutely like a pedophile. Creepy.


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/mines is 33 days old, but it always looks like this when fully grown out too. I feel you, man
 
2017-11-09 09:47:44 PM  

JohnnyFark: naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 250x188]

In related just breaking news, a fellow 'stache man and co-star on Magnum P.I. has died.

R.I.P.

http://ew.com/tv/2017/11/09/john-hille​rman-dead-magnum-p-i-chinatown-actor-d​ies/


Ahh this sucks.  For some reason I was just watching clips of Blazing Saddles and I was like, "there's Higgins!"  RIP
 
2017-11-09 10:11:46 PM  
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2017-11-09 10:16:16 PM  
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2017-11-09 10:17:20 PM  
Moustache? HA!

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2017-11-09 11:40:19 PM  

JohnnyFark: chawco: I had cancer several years ago, when I had both long hair and a big giant bushy beard. We shaved my head, but kept the beard a little bit longer. Once the beard started to fall out I shaved it in stages I took pictures in between.

The fu manchu was pretty good. Just a mustache made me look absolutely like a pedophile. Creepy.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]/mines is 33 days old, but it always looks like this when fully grown out too. I feel you, man


I tried to do the Hitler but my mustache gap was too big. I think Hitler an Chaplan had weird faces to pull that one off.
 
2017-11-10 12:16:17 AM  

JohnnyFark: chawco: I had cancer several years ago, when I had both long hair and a big giant bushy beard. We shaved my head, but kept the beard a little bit longer. Once the beard started to fall out I shaved it in stages I took pictures in between.

The fu manchu was pretty good. Just a mustache made me look absolutely like a pedophile. Creepy.

[img.fark.net image 425x239]/mines is 33 days old, but it always looks like this when fully grown out too. I feel you, man


Same here. I tried shaving my beard once and looked like a 70's porn star.

/cuz it was covering my huge weiner
//plus the bellbottoms
 
2017-11-10 12:18:17 AM  
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2017-11-10 06:10:05 AM  

MLWS: I am mesmerized by the mustache sported by Kenneth Branagh in the upcoming Murder on the Orient Express.

Magnificent:
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2017-11-10 08:04:46 AM  

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This aspirated my brain with stupidity. Please don't do this anymore. You're better than that.
 
2017-11-10 01:01:08 PM  
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2017-11-10 03:29:48 PM  

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Now THAT is just shameful.
Sad, really.
 
2017-11-10 07:25:01 PM  
thanks for the 'funny' votes - that is one of my old pshops and if you would like to borrow it, you may.
 
2017-11-10 09:54:09 PM  
Jonathan Coulton - The Stache - music video
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The Stache - Jonathan Coulton

In the bag was a razor made for delicate skin
Shaved the peach fuzz, but only on my cheeks and chin

Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
Everyday you can watch it grow
Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
All this time finally you know
What lips are for, no one can ignore the stache

It's a big school, I think about if Tom went here
We'd be so cool, double dating at the prom next year

We'd be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
Tender hearts, breaking one by one
We'd be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
Ladies please, there's room for everyone
Who wants a try, no one dares deny the stache

Men of action all that matters is the bottom line
Grow a nice one and get ready for your time to shine

Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
Strain the world, let the good stuff in
Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache)
Make your stand, celebrate the skin
Beneath your nose, ever grander grows, the stache!
 
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