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(TC Palm)   Just because she delivers your mail doesn't mean she wants your package   ( tcpalm.com) divider line
    More: Florida, indian river county, St. Lucie County, Florida, mail carrier, arrest affidavit, Thomas Patrick Spencer, Sexual intercourse, Police arrest victim, Indian River County, Florida  
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2017-11-09 08:41:42 PM  
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Suspect seen here about to get a haircut.
 
2017-11-09 08:47:44 PM  
Thomas Patrick Spencer, 19, of the 1900 block of First Place Southwest, was charged with exposure of sexual organs and attaching an improper tag to a vehicle, both misdemeanors.

What did he tag the vehicle with? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Also, what's with the video that looks suspiciously like a shooting and not indecent exposure?
 
2017-11-09 09:25:19 PM  

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Suspect seen here about to get a haircut.


Shave and a haircut, show my bits!
 
2017-11-09 10:30:47 PM  
He said "I've got a package for ya!", and she said "OK".  What was he supposed to do?
 
2017-11-09 10:33:21 PM  
A good lawyer could get the charge reduced to improper franking.
 
2017-11-09 10:35:23 PM  
Yes, it does!  Just like when a waitress smiles at you she wants to have sex with you.  Everyone knows that.
 
2017-11-09 10:39:16 PM  
How about putting a stamp on this?
 
AOW
2017-11-09 10:42:12 PM  
I once streaked a home and garden show, they gave me second place in "best dried arrangement"
 
AOW
2017-11-09 10:44:25 PM  

SurfaceTension: Thomas Patrick Spencer, 19, of the 1900 block of First Place Southwest, was charged with exposure of sexual organs and attaching an improper tag to a vehicle, both misdemeanors.

What did he tag the vehicle with? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Also, what's with the video that looks suspiciously like a shooting and not indecent exposure?


Collecting "trace evidence"?
 
2017-11-09 10:44:26 PM  
When asked what his next move would be, Mr. Spencer replied, "I'm moving to Hollywood and buying a potted plant! I think I'll name her Genevieve!"
 
2017-11-09 10:48:45 PM  
"I'm in love and I don't mean maybe,
I'm in love with the mail lady!"

-The Huxtables
 
2017-11-09 10:49:15 PM  
Same way with every package, must have proper postage attached.
 
2017-11-09 10:59:12 PM  

AOW: I once streaked a home and garden show, they gave me second place in "best dried arrangement"


And not for miniature display?
 
2017-11-09 11:04:22 PM  

Mock26: Yes, it does!  Just like when a waitress smiles at you she wants to have sex with you.  Everyone knows that.


That's especially true at Hooters and Tilted Kilt.
 
2017-11-09 11:13:58 PM  
Wow, if I pulled out my thing and masturbated every time I saw an attractive woman my wife would never go to eat Dim Sum with me on Sundays.
 
2017-11-09 11:14:29 PM  
SurfaceTension


Thomas Patrick Spencer, 19, of the 1900 block of First Place Southwest, was charged with exposure of sexual organs and attaching an improper tag to a vehicle, both misdemeanors.

What did he tag the vehicle with? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Also, what's with the video that looks suspiciously like a shooting and not indecent exposure?


Caught that did you? TCPalm news isn't much for accuracy when inserting images. It does appear to be from a shooting.

BTW, the kid must have been desperate. The lady mail carriers aren't that pretty. I mean they drive around in that truck all day, which has no A/C and our summers get hot as heck. Truck has no cab insulation either. Around here you don't see any twenty something lady mail carriers, maybe some late thirty somethings.
 
2017-11-10 12:22:20 AM  
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2017-11-10 12:33:18 AM  
What if it's just a small package?
 
2017-11-10 12:35:07 AM  
What about a total package?

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2017-11-10 01:22:24 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: He said "I've got a package for ya!", and she said "OK".  What was he supposed to do?


He should have pulled out the flashcard that all guys like this need to be issued at the first sign of creepiness.  On it is written "In this situation, should I pull my dick out?" and under this question is a big bolded NO.

My simple index card solution would save millions from Weinsteins/Louis C. K.s/O'Reillys/Tobacks a year.
 
2017-11-10 01:29:27 AM  
I knew /r/incels closing down was going to have real world implications.
 
2017-11-10 02:20:03 AM  

Rik01: BTW, the kid must have been desperate. The lady mail carriers aren't that pretty. I mean they drive around in that truck all day, which has no A/C and our summers get hot as heck. Truck has no cab insulation either. Around here you don't see any twenty something lady mail carriers, maybe some late thirty somethings.


Yeah but they at least tend to be in good shape. All that walking is great for the gams. Yowza!
 
2017-11-10 02:25:41 AM  
She put something in my box, now it's my turn.
 
2017-11-10 02:33:08 AM  

Prof. Frink: She put something in my box, now it's my turn.


Would have been funnier if I'd remembered to type "junk mail" and "male junk" there like I meant to. But drunk I am.,

/cuts off TFA guy's penis. Looks like [snglasses] you've been cancelled.
 
2017-11-10 06:50:05 AM  
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2017-11-10 10:35:54 AM  
Thomas Patrick Spencer, 19, of the 1900 block of First Place Southwest, was charged with exposure of sexual organs and attaching an improper tag to a vehicle, both misdemeanors.


Well, thank goodness they caught that improper tag. What a relief!
 
2017-11-10 11:37:00 AM  
So no "Guardans of the Galaxy III", I guess.
 
2017-11-10 01:54:34 PM  

bearded clamorer: A good lawyer could get the charge reduced to improper franking.


I can't believe I'm the only person who understood how funny that was.

especially with the pun.

+1 to you
 
2017-11-10 05:26:26 PM  
They all want my package.
 
2017-11-10 05:27:05 PM  
Women, I mean
 
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