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(Daily Mail)   More about those two "sailors" rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months. It seems some of their friends are starting to reveal what really happened (NSFW)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-09 04:45:45 PM  
I think we should revive the BLINK tag for the "NSFW" in the headline.

That's really NSFW
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-11-09 04:57:04 PM  
I just assumed two women alone for months were... you know...
 
2017-11-09 04:58:32 PM  

croesius: I think we should revive the BLINK tag for the "NSFW" in the headline.

That's really NSFW


No kidding. That was really, really NSFW. Like... A couple pixelated blocks away from porn. And I'm sure some manga afficioanadoes were yankin' and spankin' to that.
 
2017-11-09 05:01:29 PM  

ZAZ: I just assumed two women alone for months were... you know...


They certainly don't look starved
 
2017-11-09 05:15:56 PM  
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2017-11-09 05:25:26 PM  
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2017-11-09 05:32:45 PM  

RJReves: What has been seen cannot be unseen.


blatz514: [img.fark.net image 294x342]


Eh.  I've fapped to worse.

This week.
 
2017-11-09 05:33:19 PM  
This is my shocked hard-on.
 
2017-11-09 05:33:27 PM  
A self-described "kinky" something-or-other and "erotic novelist" is an attention whore? Whoda thought?
 
2017-11-09 05:34:28 PM  
Pass the F-ing eye bleach!!!
 
2017-11-09 05:34:56 PM  
I'm really not sure what to think about this now.
 
2017-11-09 05:35:37 PM  
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2017-11-09 05:39:09 PM  
She's a little UV damaged but it sounds like she's up for anything so yes I would.
 
2017-11-09 05:40:59 PM  
I didn't read anything.  I looked at the pictures and laughed harder with each one.
 
2017-11-09 05:41:11 PM  
Looks pretty good for 48, everywhere but the face area anyway. Most age ~50+ people that I've heard of or met that look that fit are crazy though. No other reason they'd work that hard to look like that.

/I'm gonna be fat or dead by then
 
2017-11-09 05:41:39 PM  
I wonder if Louis CK would masturbate to that.. because that's kinda gross.

What am I saying.. of course he would masturbate to that.  Louis CK is pretty gross.
 
2017-11-09 05:41:40 PM  
I'm going to say it.

That is a very good looking 46 year old.
 
2017-11-09 05:42:09 PM  
Damn, the crazy blond dude was a pretty damn fit chick not too long ago!
 
2017-11-09 05:42:17 PM  

Witchyman: I'm going to say it.

That is a very good looking 46 year old.


From the neck down, yes.
 
2017-11-09 05:42:31 PM  
.... logs into Fetlife and searches....
 
2017-11-09 05:43:06 PM  
Scissors ?
 
2017-11-09 05:44:53 PM  
so, what i get from this is don't sail with her, it'll not end well, and likely not safe, word
 
2017-11-09 05:45:39 PM  

RJReves: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

 
2017-11-09 05:45:56 PM  
This is by the Daily Mail so now I kinda doubt the existence of the Pacific Ocean.
 
2017-11-09 05:46:35 PM  
It kind of sneaks up on you.  Like food poisoning.
 
2017-11-09 05:46:53 PM  
She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

I am absolutely horrified.
 
2017-11-09 05:46:54 PM  
I've just seen a naked, transgendered Dee Snider on a crotchrocket.

/weirdest boner
 
2017-11-09 05:47:04 PM  
I'm willing to bet her safe word is MAYDAY.
 
2017-11-09 05:47:27 PM  
We need separate categories of NSFW. Those racy pics in the margin of The Sun are one thing, the pics in that article could have gotten me in some real trouble.
 
2017-11-09 05:48:01 PM  
I can't wait not to buy that book!
 
2017-11-09 05:48:34 PM  
Nice of the daily mail to include her fetlife username.
 
2017-11-09 05:48:45 PM  

A Vain Tangent: Looks pretty good for 48, everywhere but the face area anyway. Most age ~50+ people that I've heard of or met that look that fit are crazy though. No other reason they'd work that hard to look like that.

/I'm gonna be fat or dead by then


I'm 51 and I chose "fat".

So far it's working out as the better choice for me.
 
2017-11-09 05:49:13 PM  
This is one time reading the comments before clicking saved me a trip to the shrink.
 
2017-11-09 05:50:46 PM  
fark sakes, I've owned and loved a few RC 51s and now feel bad for them.

(Poor bike :( )
 
2017-11-09 05:51:16 PM  

Witchyman: I'm going to say it.

That is a very good looking 46 year old.


I've seen (and slept with) worse. The bolt-ons aren't bad and she definitely is limber as fark.

She also looks like she would shank you right after sex, so invoking the whole "careful putting it in crazy" rule.
 
2017-11-09 05:51:30 PM  
Did they find the little man in the boat?
 
2017-11-09 05:51:50 PM  

phimuskapsi: Witchyman: I'm going to say it.

That is a very good looking 46 year old.

From the neck down, yes.


I share your opinion.
 
2017-11-09 05:52:06 PM  

AeAe: I wonder if Louis CK would masturbate to that.. because that's kinda gross.

What am I saying.. of course he would masturbate to that.  Louis CK is pretty gross.


He's doing it right now.
 
2017-11-09 05:52:36 PM  
Yeah.  She's a pretty fit dude, but not much of a sailor.  I might look for something else in a sailor....

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2017-11-09 05:53:05 PM  
Nice fkg legs.  I would totally hit that.

At her place.
 
2017-11-09 05:53:09 PM  

blatz514: [img.fark.net image 294x342]


what he said!
 
2017-11-09 05:53:27 PM  
Cougar McBolton has a pretty good body, for all the miles on the grill.
 
2017-11-09 05:53:46 PM  
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Tormund would definitely approve
 
2017-11-09 05:54:11 PM  
Why does this remind me of the accountant that decided to open a restaurant with no business experience in owning and managing one?

They are lucky not have been a "lesson to others."
 
2017-11-09 05:54:38 PM  

AquaTatanka: .... logs into Fetlife and searches....


https://fetlife.com/users/615722 (NSFW)
 
2017-11-09 05:55:47 PM  
I'll like to point out that I called it in the last thread.  Thank you.
 
2017-11-09 05:56:17 PM  
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2017-11-09 05:58:25 PM  

LewDux: ZAZ: I just assumed two women alone for months were... you know...

They certainly don't look starved


They only survived by eating fish three times a day.
 
2017-11-09 05:58:48 PM  
This entire thing was thoroughly debunked. They were not lost at sea, the math and the calories just doesn't work out. They're just trying to scam us all into buying a book. This new kinky angle just confirms it.
 
2017-11-09 05:59:18 PM  
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/I know, I cared enough to post this
 
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