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(Twitter)   Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler, on allegations against Roy Moore: "Even if you accept the Washington Post's report as being completely true, it's much ado about very little [girls]"   ( twitter.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 03:42:49 PM  
This guy is okay with child molestation

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2017-11-09 03:44:01 PM  
Someone needs to get a warrant and check out his basement and/or "summer homes".
 
2017-11-09 03:56:55 PM  
Thank heaven!
 
2017-11-09 04:03:35 PM  
When all else fails, a sharply screamed "lugenpresse!" will always bring the base to the rescue.
 
2017-11-09 04:03:41 PM  
Racist, white, evangelical "Christians" will still vote for him anyway.
 
2017-11-09 04:03:57 PM  

make me some tea: This guy is okay with child molestation

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As long as they have pussies.
 
2017-11-09 04:04:05 PM  

make me some tea: This guy is okay with child molestation

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I've heard the "white people age like pumpkins" joke before but I've never seen such a perfect example of it.  He's got the texture down and everything.
 
2017-11-09 04:04:33 PM  
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2017-11-09 04:05:02 PM  
Damn. Did I call it, or did I call it? fark Alabama.
 
2017-11-09 04:05:22 PM  
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and minimize the molestation of minors."
 
2017-11-09 04:05:39 PM  

Anastacya: Someone needs to get a warrant and check out his basement and/or "summer homes".


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2017-11-09 04:06:32 PM  
Then Jesus spoke to Pharisees saying, "Let ye who hath not bumped uglies with a fourteen year old cast the first stone."
 
2017-11-09 04:07:10 PM  

imapirate: Racist, white, evangelical "Christians" will still vote for him anyway.


Child molestation is so christ-like!
 
2017-11-09 04:08:31 PM  
I think we may have been misunderstanding what the "Hastert Rule" has been all these years.
 
2017-11-09 04:08:33 PM  
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2017-11-09 04:08:55 PM  
The best thing about a relationship with a 14 year-old girl, is that at her age, she no longer has all of those Barbie Dolls in the bed. Talk about sharp knees
 
2017-11-09 04:09:14 PM  
 
2017-11-09 04:10:06 PM  
Dude, just say nothing if all you've got is "eh, what's a little statutory?"
 
2017-11-09 04:10:57 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


The defense is literally "but Jesus"
 
2017-11-09 04:11:06 PM  
Given that the age of consent in Alabama is somewhere around 6 years months, I have to agree with this tweet.  However, in more advanced regions, like southern Idaho, they push it up to 12 years months.
 
2017-11-09 04:11:13 PM  
I think that it's really great that these people post this stuff on the internet so we all know who to avoid while watching them very closely.
 
2017-11-09 04:11:38 PM  

make me some tea: This guy is okay with child molestation

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And now I have lost all respect for Aged Patton Oswalt.
 
2017-11-09 04:11:38 PM  
Wow, that's one quick way to raise a lot of questions.
 
2017-11-09 04:11:50 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


I have no evens to can't.
 
2017-11-09 04:11:59 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


Wow, he's eorking hard to live up to every stereotype of the deep south
 
2017-11-09 04:12:38 PM  
He's Republican. It won't matter one iota to Alabama voters.
 
2017-11-09 04:13:36 PM  
Republicans have a lower age limit for sexual consent.  In fact if a girl is 13 or older, you can beat and rape them at a party hosted by Jeffrey Epstein and have a collaborating witness come forward, and they'll still elect you President.
 
2017-11-09 04:13:57 PM  

make me some tea: This guy is okay with child molestation

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He looks like Patton Oswalt as a Sith Lord.
 
2017-11-09 04:13:57 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


Yeah, it's times like this I really hope there's a hell.
 
2017-11-09 04:14:08 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


you know, when Jesus said "let the children come to me" he never neant THAT.
 
2017-11-09 04:14:22 PM  
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2017-11-09 04:14:55 PM  

Dimensio: make me some tea: This guy is okay with child molestation

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And now I have lost all respect for Aged Patton Oswalt.


This is why i need to read the thread before posting.
 
2017-11-09 04:14:57 PM  
Alabama, somehow making Texas look like a tolerable place.
 
2017-11-09 04:15:07 PM  
I just can't believe they're going with "groping teenagers isn't so bad." It's like they wantto prove that Southern stereotypes are correct.
 
2017-11-09 04:15:27 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


I'm pretty sure didn't pump her and dump her, though.

Just saying.
 
2017-11-09 04:15:53 PM  

Badmoodman: JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."

Yeah, it's times like this I really hope there's a hell.


There is, and Roy Moore's gonna be its Senator.
 
2017-11-09 04:16:16 PM  

roddikinsathome: imapirate: Racist, white, evangelical "Christians" will still vote for him anyway.

Child molestation is so christ-like!


Moore misinterprets the suffer the little children" verse.
 
2017-11-09 04:16:45 PM  

sparks2021: make me some tea: This guy is okay with child molestation

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He looks like Patton Oswalt as a Sith Lord.


LOLOLOL
 
2017-11-09 04:17:13 PM  
Other than some possible felonies and misdemeanors it really is very little.
She was very little at the time and she was probably "asking for it".

/sarcasm
 
2017-11-09 04:19:23 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


I wonder how many of the Christians who will agree with that statement have teenage daughters. And I wonder how many of them would continue to agree with that excuse if said daughters were raped by a grown man.
 
2017-11-09 04:19:37 PM  
I posted this in the last thread on this topic. We have him go quality tape of Trump saying grab em by the p*ssy and talking about entering teenaged girls locker rooms while they were charging to "inspect" things. (I just vomited in my mouth a little)
 
2017-11-09 04:19:40 PM  

roddikinsathome: JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."

I have no evens to can't.


I only regret that I have but one even to can't.
 
2017-11-09 04:20:59 PM  
I think Moore should get Josh Duggar to weigh in here.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2017-11-09 04:21:07 PM  
Does anyone suspect that it might not be true?
 
2017-11-09 04:21:27 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


In addition to everything else abhorrent about this argument it kinda ignores that JOSEPH WASN'T JESUS'S FATHER

KINDA THE POINT OF THE STORY
 
2017-11-09 04:21:44 PM  

JerseyTim: roddikinsathome: JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."

I have no evens to can't.

I only regret that I have but one even to can't.


Even Even Steven can't can't to this shiat.
 
2017-11-09 04:21:54 PM  
Oh, wow, they know these allegations are true, then. They have to. And they've known for a while, and they know there's more damning proof out there, or they'd be farking denying this to high heaven-and putting up better defenses than this.
 
2017-11-09 04:22:34 PM  

vpb: Does anyone suspect that it might not be true?


It's possible that there was parental consent and that it was perfectly legal. Also, she could have been 14 going on 15, so there's that.
 
2017-11-09 04:22:43 PM  
The link above trying to Jesusify the actions has another link to the GOP senators who've spoken openly about it. Nineteen senators have said varying versions of if there's any truth he should step down. Over a third of the GOP senate delegation. Let's see if Alabaman voters respond.
 
2017-11-09 04:23:02 PM  

JerseyTim: That's not even the worst defense of Moore.

"Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."


Not only is that a crass appeal to religion to defend a sexual predator, it literally gets one of the most important concepts in the religion wrong!!! Excusing a grown man trying to fark a 14 year old by invoking Mary being a teen when she popped out the big JC ignores that the whole farking point of the miraculous birth was the supposed virginity of Mary, which means that despite being married to her at a time when grown men porking teenagers was kosher, Joseph still did not bone her, making Joseph and Mary a clear counter example to the argument this hick is trying to make! The entire christian argument for Christ's divinity, and thus the foundational justification for the religion existing rather than merely being a flavor of Judaism that recognizes an additional prophet, is that he is the result of God literally impregnating Mary, who remained virginal until at least the birth of Christ. This dumbfarker christian is unwittingly calling bullshiat on the very theological core of his own religion, and droves of inbred trumpers will buy it.
 
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