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(NBC News)   Yesterday, Trump's personal bodyguard testified to Congress that during the 2013 Moscow visit, and unnamed Russian offered to send 5 women to Trump's room, and that both laughed at the idea until they pissed themselves   ( nbcnews.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 04:03:32 PM  
Okay, who here honestly believes "Grab them by the p*ssy" Trump would *ever* turn down a chance to be with five beautiful women? Anyone? Anyone? Mueller? Mueller?
 
2017-11-09 04:04:40 PM  
BREAKING: As I previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*. https://t.co/Ho2ZfhsKco
- Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 9, 2017
 
2017-11-09 04:05:08 PM  
"They" being the women.
 
2017-11-09 04:07:33 PM  
Wasn't Trump's initial defense to this claim something like "I don't have to pay for it"?
 
2017-11-09 04:10:57 PM  

Dubwise: BREAKING: As I previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*. https://t.co/Ho2ZfhsKco
- Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 9, 2017


Does that mean the bodyguard lied under oath, or 45* went back to the lobby after the bodyguard went to bed?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2017-11-09 04:15:10 PM  
I imagine he held out for ten.
 
2017-11-09 04:20:25 PM  
Yes, yes, but will this cause him to be impeached???   Probably not??   F***CK!
 
2017-11-09 04:23:33 PM  

BizarreMan: Dubwise: BREAKING: As I previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*. https://t.co/Ho2ZfhsKco
- Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 9, 2017

Does that mean the bodyguard lied under oath, or 45* went back to the lobby after the bodyguard went to bed?


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2017-11-09 04:30:40 PM  

Dubwise: BizarreMan: Dubwise: BREAKING: As I previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*. https://t.co/Ho2ZfhsKco
- Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 9, 2017

Does that mean the bodyguard lied under oath, or 45* went back to the lobby after the bodyguard went to bed?

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And with how much Trump is farking up, we will all see that tape in time.  Good lord, the most absurd thing in the dossier is going to be probably somehow worse than described, this timeline is farking looney.
 
2017-11-09 04:31:42 PM  
I kinda like this 280 word limit now. We don't have to shorthand Trump's peescapades.
 
2017-11-09 04:32:41 PM  
Not looking forward to the time I turn on CBS one morning and Charlie Rose is going to be like, "I'm going to warn you, this footage is graphic..."
 
2017-11-09 04:40:52 PM  

JerseyTim: Not looking forward to the time I turn on CBS one morning and Charlie Rose is going to be like, "I'm going to warn you, this footage is graphic..."


I dunno. It could be beautiful cinematography, and gain a cult following like the Rocky Horror Pucture Show.
 
2017-11-09 04:45:02 PM  

djkutch: JerseyTim: Not looking forward to the time I turn on CBS one morning and Charlie Rose is going to be like, "I'm going to warn you, this footage is graphic..."

I dunno. It could be beautiful cinematography, and gain a cult following like the Rocky Horror Pucture Show.


I want it to be like a Benny Hill sketch.
 
2017-11-09 04:52:34 PM  
They're all dead now.
 
2017-11-09 04:53:07 PM  

Dubwise: BREAKING: As I previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*. https://t.co/Ho2ZfhsKco
- Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 9, 2017


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2017-11-09 04:53:15 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: They're all dead now.


They drowned in a shower.
 
2017-11-09 04:53:44 PM  

Dubwise: BizarreMan: Dubwise: BREAKING: As I previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*. https://t.co/Ho2ZfhsKco
- Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 9, 2017

Does that mean the bodyguard lied under oath, or 45* went back to the lobby after the bodyguard went to bed?

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That's some mighty fine bodyguardin' there lou...
 
2017-11-09 04:55:13 PM  
It's going to be farking hilarious watching all the hard-core Trumpers spinning their own personal version of "Well I was never really a Trump supporter", once the final fall comes.
 
2017-11-09 04:55:30 PM  

somedude210: Okay, who here honestly believes "Grab them by the p*ssy" Trump would *ever* turn down a chance to be with five beautiful women? Anyone? Anyone? Mueller? Mueller?


They were probably all too old or didn't look enough like Ivanka.
 
2017-11-09 04:55:52 PM  
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This meeting was addressed at length in the new Fever Ray video (NSFW)
 
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2017-11-09 04:57:22 PM  
Damn that fake (and accurate) dossier!
 
2017-11-09 04:57:32 PM  

FortyHams: "They" being the women.


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2017-11-09 04:57:43 PM  
Soon:

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2017-11-09 04:57:46 PM  
So much for the denial that this ever happened.  Now they're essentially denying that the hookers entered the room.  That's it--the Dossier's most salacious accusation had been confirmed to within a hundred yards to the door.
 
2017-11-09 04:58:03 PM  

Dubwise: BizarreMan: Dubwise: BREAKING: As I previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*. https://t.co/Ho2ZfhsKco
- Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 9, 2017

Does that mean the bodyguard lied under oath, or 45* went back to the lobby after the bodyguard went to bed?

[img.fark.net image 608x146]


Oh, so yet another close Trump associate casually lied under oath over allegations involving something Russian.

It's going to be fun to see Schillers perjury proven before Congress. *wink*
 
2017-11-09 04:59:00 PM  

BizarreMan: Dubwise: BREAKING: As I previously reported, Paul Wood (Chief BBC Russia Correspondent) has written of *multiple* witnesses at the Ritz Moscow who saw those women *with* Trump as he tried to get them up to his room *without* having them sign in. So the offer made to Trump was *accepted*. https://t.co/Ho2ZfhsKco
- Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) November 9, 2017

Does that mean the bodyguard lied under oath, or 45* went back to the lobby after the bodyguard went to bed?


Yes, and yes.
 
2017-11-09 04:59:18 PM  
Russian Offered Trump Women, Was Turned Down

the hookers turned trump down?  that's pretty bad
 
2017-11-09 04:59:20 PM  

somedude210: Okay, who here honestly believes "Grab them by the p*ssy" Trump would *ever* turn down a chance to be with five beautiful women? Anyone? Anyone? Mueller? Mueller?


*Raises hand*

Look, Trump's a billionaire. Now, we know ("Office Space") that for a million dollars you can do two chicks at the same time. So for a billion, you should be able to do...uhhh...hmmm...well, I didn't think there'd be any math, so let's just say it's a LOT more than five chicks. Probably ten at least, but who really knows. Nerds, that's who. And they're not having sex with anyone. I guess what I'm trying to say is MAGA.
 
2017-11-09 04:59:43 PM  

FortyHams: djkutch: JerseyTim: Not looking forward to the time I turn on CBS one morning and Charlie Rose is going to be like, "I'm going to warn you, this footage is graphic..."

I dunno. It could be beautiful cinematography, and gain a cult following like the Rocky Horror Pucture Show.

I want it to be like a Benny Hill sketch.


In bad stop-motion.
 
2017-11-09 05:00:06 PM  
Just imagine the reaction if this had been a democrat.
 
2017-11-09 05:00:18 PM  
Dear GOP, I'm sure that for you as a party, who've hitched your wagon full-stop to Trump, this is getting very interesting [eh, what's the word for "explosive diarrheaing"] and i truly hope that you find a diaper big enough to contain the mess that you're trying to hold as you venture forth with a straight face into our state and federal government elections.
 
2017-11-09 05:00:20 PM  

djkutch: JerseyTim: Not looking forward to the time I turn on CBS one morning and Charlie Rose is going to be like, "I'm going to warn you, this footage is graphic..."

I dunno. It could be beautiful cinematography, and gain a cult following like the Rocky Horror Pucture Show.


Theaters are NOT going to let you do THAT at the screen!
 
2017-11-09 05:00:22 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: So much for the denial that this ever happened.  Now they're essentially denying that the hookers entered the room.  That's it--the Dossier's most salacious accusation had been confirmed to within a hundred yards to the door.


Also, Donald's entire reason for this Asia tour was to have a private meeting with Vladimir Putin, occurring tonight.  This is where Trump agrees to let Putin blow up either DC or NYC and blame it on the North Koreans.

The Flag will drop this week.
 
2017-11-09 05:00:31 PM  
2017 is really pissing all over everything
 
2017-11-09 05:00:32 PM  

jayhawk88: It's going to be farking hilarious watching all the hard-core Trumpers spinning their own personal version of "Well I was never really a Trump supporter", once the final fall comes.


They won't deny it, they are already doubling down.


On places like FreeRepublic they are already laying a defense that other Presidents interfered in other elections, so it was okay to Russia to affect ours.  Its so transparent what these places are laying the groundwork for.
 
2017-11-09 05:00:57 PM  

raerae1980: Yes, yes, but will this cause him to be impeached???   Probably not??   F***CK!


This is what will happen. Sometime in the future, when time travel becomes common, our era will be cordoned off under penalty of an eternity in the 8th dimension.

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PEE TAPE!

 
2017-11-09 05:01:46 PM  
Hey Republicans!  Made up shiat is just "propaganda", not "leaks"  Learn the farken difference.
 
2017-11-09 05:02:19 PM  

FortyHams: djkutch: JerseyTim: Not looking forward to the time I turn on CBS one morning and Charlie Rose is going to be like, "I'm going to warn you, this footage is graphic..."

I dunno. It could be beautiful cinematography, and gain a cult following like the Rocky Horror Pucture Show.

I want it to be like a Benny Hill sketch.


Maybe NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AayFp​v​pel9E
 
2017-11-09 05:02:19 PM  

somedude210: Okay, who here honestly believes "Grab them by the p*ssy" Trump would *ever* turn down a chance to be with five beautiful women? Anyone? Anyone? Mueller? Mueller?


Isn't he supposed to be some kind of germophobe? I dunno. I'm not saying it's probable, but I'll give it a 20% chance he turned them down because they didn't fawn enough over him before they got in the room, or because one said she hates ketchup, or some combination of situation and arrogance.
 
2017-11-09 05:02:25 PM  
"It is outrageous that the very Committee that is conducting an investigation into leaks - purportedly in the public interest - is itself leaking information"

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Yo dawg, I heard you like getting leaked on, so my committee investigating leaks about your leak fetish is leaking things.
 
2017-11-09 05:02:35 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Also, Donald's entire reason for this Asia tour was


I think he just likes yellow
 
2017-11-09 05:02:39 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: So much for the denial that this ever happened.  Now they're essentially denying that the hookers entered the room.  That's it--the Dossier's most salacious accusation had been confirmed to within a hundred yards to the door.


I'm predicting a progression similar to Jr.'s meeting with the Russians.
"Didn't happen."
"Okay, it happened but it was unrelated."
"Okay, we were told it was Clinton's but it was babies."
 
2017-11-09 05:02:52 PM  

Aidan: 'Im not saying it's probable


Er, not saying it's NOT probable.
 
2017-11-09 05:03:34 PM  
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Obama looked goofy riding a bike in jeans. So, both sides are bad. Also, Hillary killed Anne Frank by making her plane crash on a that island during one of her red cross missions.

Checkers, libtardos.
 
2017-11-09 05:03:45 PM  
Of course not, the women were sent to Schilling's room.
So he's still telling the truth
 
2017-11-09 05:03:52 PM  
"It was more like four female prostitutes, two overenthusiastic dogs, a camera man, and a foley artist."
 
2017-11-09 05:05:18 PM  

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: FortyHams: djkutch: JerseyTim: Not looking forward to the time I turn on CBS one morning and Charlie Rose is going to be like, "I'm going to warn you, this footage is graphic..."

I dunno. It could be beautiful cinematography, and gain a cult following like the Rocky Horror Pucture Show.

I want it to be like a Benny Hill sketch.

Maybe NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AayFpv​pel9E


We need someone to photoshop Trump onto Chapelle/Kelly.
 
2017-11-09 05:05:34 PM  
I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.


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2017-11-09 05:05:36 PM  

Aidan: somedude210: Okay, who here honestly believes "Grab them by the p*ssy" Trump would *ever* turn down a chance to be with five beautiful women? Anyone? Anyone? Mueller? Mueller?

Isn't he supposed to be some kind of germophobe? I dunno. I'm not saying it's probable, but I'll give it a 20% chance he turned them down because they didn't fawn enough over him before they got in the room, or because one said she hates ketchup, or some combination of situation and arrogance.


I think the idea was he had them pee on each other. On the bed Obama stayed in.
 
2017-11-09 05:06:29 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: somedude210: Okay, who here honestly believes "Grab them by the p*ssy" Trump would *ever* turn down a chance to be with five beautiful women? Anyone? Anyone? Mueller? Mueller?

*Raises hand*

Look, Trump's a billionaire. Now, we know ("Office Space") that for a million dollars you can do two chicks at the same time. So for a billion, you should be able to do...uhhh...hmmm...well, I didn't think there'd be any math, so let's just say it's a LOT more than five chicks. Probably ten at least, but who really knows. Nerds, that's who. And they're not having sex with anyone. I guess what I'm trying to say is MAGA.



Read this in the voice of Simon Miller from "The Miller Report"
Still works.
 
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