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(Huffington Post)   Bill Clinton Reveals What He Misses Most About Being President. It's the blowjobs, isn't it? I bet it's the blowjobs   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 07:01:13 PM  
It was really weird to note that both Bill and Hillary were on chat shows last night.
 
2017-11-09 08:46:57 PM  
I'm guessing it was access to sealed bunkers where he could hide from Hillary
 
2017-11-09 10:12:16 PM  

fusillade762: It was really weird to note that both Bill and Hillary were on chat shows last night.


They have nothing better to do than go on live tv so they can biatch about Republicans, Russians, progressives, Sanders, and now Donna Brazile.
 
2017-11-09 10:17:36 PM  

misanthropicsob: fusillade762: It was really weird to note that both Bill and Hillary were on chat shows last night.

They have nothing better to do than go on live tv so they can biatch about Republicans, Russians, progressives, Sanders, and now Donna Brazile.


And apparently Chris Christie now has nothing better to do than shiatpost on Fark
 
2017-11-09 10:21:42 PM  

HighlanderRPI: I'm guessing it was access to sealed bunkers where he could hide from Hillary


I enjoyed watching Bill on Conan. He was his same somewhat rambling and yet sanguine self. And not afraid of making a complex point. Let's just say he helped to frame a contrast to certain other presidents.
 
2017-11-09 10:22:05 PM  

Summoner101: misanthropicsob: fusillade762: It was really weird to note that both Bill and Hillary were on chat shows last night.

They have nothing better to do than go on live tv so they can biatch about Republicans, Russians, progressives, Sanders, and now Donna Brazile.

And apparently Chris Christie now has nothing better to do than shiatpost on Fark


Whatever, Peter Daou.
 
2017-11-09 10:29:04 PM  
I used to miss when Bill was president, because the cartoons were good, but now cartoons are even better.
 
2017-11-09 10:30:50 PM  
The good weed
 
2017-11-09 10:41:42 PM  
This headline reminded me of that time the "wide-stance" guy from the famous airport bathroom scene went on Colbert, who wasn't allowed to ask him about his incident, and said the thing he liked best about being an elected official was his reserved parking space at the airport?
 
2017-11-09 10:44:08 PM  
Being married I too miss blowjobs.
 
2017-11-09 10:54:22 PM  
 I'd be thrilled to no longer be the president. Worst gig in the world, meant only for people of a certain ability to absorb both undeserved criticism and applause. Screw you guys, I'm too busy running my fantasy football league.
 
2017-11-09 11:19:31 PM  

70xlrt: Being married I too miss blowjobs.


That's when you have THE talk. "Look, Hon, blowjobs are gonna happen. Now I would much prefer YOU do them, but...well, you know."
 
2017-11-09 11:41:35 PM  

70xlrt: Being married I too miss blowjobs.


Came here to say that. Leaving dissatisfied.
 
2017-11-10 12:07:06 AM  
Is there room to say "don't sleep with interns when you're a high level executive; it's a huge exploitation of the power dynamic" without getting accused of being a right-wing troll?
 
2017-11-10 12:30:11 AM  
I'm glad I didn't have to wait to be elected POTUS before I got my first hummer.
/1972
//I was 14
///It felt pretty good
 
2017-11-10 12:49:02 AM  
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2017-11-10 01:00:11 AM  

Dafatone: Is there room to say "don't sleep with interns when you're a high level executive; it's a huge exploitation of the power dynamic" without getting accused of being a right-wing troll?


It is difficult to meet girls when you are President.
 
2017-11-10 01:05:32 AM  

70xlrt: Being married I too miss blowjobs.


Only time my now ex wife did that for me was when she was seven months pregnant;
/I never stopped touring in rock bands so it's not a "issue"
// reported
 
2017-11-10 02:25:24 AM  
I'm straight, but there's still one man I'd give a blowjob to. Surprise! Its not Clinton, but my friend Tom
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/ now everyone tell me that I'm actually a ghey
 
2017-11-10 03:44:50 AM  

functional13: I'm straight, but there's still one man I'd give a blowjob to. Surprise! Its not Clinton, but my friend Tom
[img.fark.net image 405x700]
/ now everyone tell me that I'm actually a ghey


I don't quite know how but that picture smells like sweat.
 
2017-11-10 04:15:03 AM  
Fark is not your personal erotica site.

Yeesh...
 
2017-11-10 09:15:46 AM  
Yeah, if Bill wants to get head now, he would need to join Wall Street.
 
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