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(SeattlePI)   LARP version of Frogger goes about as well as you'd expect   ( seattlepi.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, English-language films, NE 8th Street, Tesla SUV, 148th Ave, police, busy intersection, 148th Avenue, Road  
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4739 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Nov 2017 at 8:22 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-11-09 03:12:46 PM  
Let's get this out of the way:

Seinfeld Frogger
Youtube a-FbktgqCqY
 
2017-11-09 04:38:58 PM  
Frogger (Arcade) Music - Stage Theme
Youtube d6ea0qbzXhw

Watch it with this playing.
 
2017-11-09 08:25:21 PM  
That's not a three-point stance. Hilarious as fark though.
 
2017-11-09 08:25:34 PM  
Oh my this can't be good. Off to rtfa
 
2017-11-09 08:29:39 PM  
If someone did exactly the same thing in South Seattle and ran into the side of someone's 1995 Accord, I guarantee it would not make the news.  But minor damage to a Tesla in Bellevue?  Stop the presses!
 
2017-11-09 08:30:33 PM  
Fleeing from a hit and run accident should cause them to take away his walkers license!
 
2017-11-09 08:32:47 PM  
I think we should let her deal with the walker:
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2017-11-09 08:33:29 PM  
He couldn't wait a few seconds for the light to change?
That dumbass is lucky to even be alive.
 
2017-11-09 08:33:50 PM  
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2017-11-09 08:33:59 PM  
I really hope there was a greasy face-shaped smear on the driver side window of the Tesla.
 
2017-11-09 08:36:27 PM  

kb7rky: He couldn't wait a few seconds for the light to change?
That dumbass is lucky to even be alive.


That was my favorite part. The light turned yellow while he was on the pavement.
 
2017-11-09 08:36:33 PM  
That light is long AF, can't say I haven't been tempted.

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2017-11-09 08:40:17 PM  

LordOfThePings: That light is long AF, can't say I haven't been tempted.

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That kid will grow up to be one of the greatest stage drummers of all time.
 
2017-11-09 08:40:34 PM  

Raoul Eaton: If someone did exactly the same thing in South Seattle and ran into the side of someone's 1995 Accord, I guarantee it would not make the news.  But minor damage to a Tesla in Bellevue?  Stop the presses!


Him damaging a Tesla, then walking away made the story much more enjoyable for me. Hell, I may go out and run into a Tesla myself.

Bravo, urban sprinter/ skateboarder dude.
 
2017-11-09 08:44:38 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Let's get this out of the way:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/a-Fbktgq​CqY]


DONE . IN . ONE
 
2017-11-09 08:51:42 PM  
Actually, that went a lot better than I expected.
 
2017-11-09 08:54:47 PM  
Dude was probably coming from taco bell and in desperate need of bathroom visit.
 
2017-11-09 09:05:03 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:17:56 PM  
" Police described him as a "juvenile", wearing a dark hoodie and blue backpack. "

Suspect was hatless.....I repeat, hatless.
 
2017-11-09 09:19:33 PM  
I said a hip hop
Hippie to the hippie
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop
 
2017-11-09 09:19:46 PM  

phishrace: Raoul Eaton: If someone did exactly the same thing in South Seattle and ran into the side of someone's 1995 Accord, I guarantee it would not make the news.  But minor damage to a Tesla in Bellevue?  Stop the presses!

Him damaging a Tesla, then walking away made the story much more enjoyable for me. Hell, I may go out and run into a Tesla myself.

Bravo, urban sprinter/ skateboarder dude.


I don't know exactly why your comment made me truly lol, but thank you - true, real, spontaneous giggles/laughs come so rarely for me that I almost feel high now :)
 
2017-11-09 09:23:52 PM  

kb7rky: He couldn't wait a few seconds for the light to change?
That dumbass is lucky to even be alive.


If you look closely, you can see the light change around the time he's dragging his sorry ass off the street and getting to the other side.

Patience. A virtue.
 
2017-11-09 09:31:23 PM  

eyeq360: I said a hip hop
Hippie to the hippie
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop


Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie the beat
/I'll stop
 
2017-11-09 09:35:16 PM  
Darwin:

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2017-11-09 09:55:44 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Let's get this out of the way:

Seinfeld Frogger[Youtube a-FbktgqCqY image 480x360]


The pattern George uses always pisses me off.
 
2017-11-09 10:14:59 PM  
There is no point crossing that busy road without a ski shop on the other side.
 
2017-11-09 11:44:08 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Dude was probably coming from taco bell and in desperate need of bathroom visit.


Consider that as accomplished.
 
2017-11-10 12:35:55 AM  
He made it to the end and then made sweet love to a female frog?
 
2017-11-10 02:10:14 AM  

kb7rky: He couldn't wait a few seconds for the light to change?
That dumbass is lucky to even be alive.


To be fair most of the beg buttons in the pacific northwest, if they work at all, take a shamefully long time to call the light.  I bet if the intersection was designed to handle nonmotorized modes better, you'd see shiat like this way less often.  Compare Bellingham to Utrecht.
 
2017-11-10 08:17:30 AM  

punkwrestler: Fleeing from a hit and run accident should cause them to take away his walkers license!


Isn't this a run and hit accident.
 
2017-11-10 08:52:44 AM  

killwhitey: punkwrestler: Fleeing from a hit and run accident should cause them to take away his walkers license!

Isn't this a run and hit accident.


Technically it's a run, hit and run.
 
2017-11-10 12:15:35 PM  
Needs more Paul and Storm:

Paul and Storm - Frogger! The Frogger Musical
Youtube loakO7NdneE
 
2017-11-10 09:45:14 PM  
They Might Be Giants - Don't Let's Start (official version)
Youtube pAmFTmCs3IY

"Police are still searching for the pedestrian and are asking anyone who knows the suspect to call them at (425) 577-5656, adding that any time someone is involved in a crash that causes damage to a vehicle, they're required to start and provide information to the other party -- even if they are a pedestrian."

Don't, don't, don't let's start. This is the worst part...
 
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