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(YouTube)   Joel Osteen impersonator shows up at a Joel Osteen event. Hilarity ensues   ( youtube.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 11:27:52 AM  
I'm guessing "Joel Osteen impersonator" is not a profession that lands a lot of gigs...
 
2017-11-09 11:42:15 AM  
I laughed.  I wonder if they actually went to jail?
 
2017-11-09 11:44:59 AM  

Fat Old Broad: I laughed.  I wonder if they actually went to jail?


Saw this on reddit. The cops thought it was funny because he stayed in character as people came up to him even as he was getting arrested.
 
2017-11-09 11:51:38 AM  
A great imposter, but not The Great Imposter, that would be the position held by the actual Joel Osteen.
 
2017-11-09 11:52:36 AM  

Fat Old Broad: I laughed.  I wonder if they actually went to jail?


Did he collect his $200?
 
2017-11-09 12:17:44 PM  

This Is Bold Text: Fat Old Broad: I laughed.  I wonder if they actually went to jail?

Saw this on reddit. The cops thought it was funny because he stayed in character as people came up to him even as he was getting arrested.


Were they actual police or rentacops? They looked like rentacops in the short span they were visible. I have a problem with authoritarian assholes, impersonating authoritarian assholes usually dials my rage-o-meter up to eleven.
 
2017-11-09 12:22:46 PM  

PreMortem: This Is Bold Text: Fat Old Broad: I laughed.  I wonder if they actually went to jail?

Saw this on reddit. The cops thought it was funny because he stayed in character as people came up to him even as he was getting arrested.

Were they actual police or rentacops? They looked like rentacops in the short span they were visible. I have a problem with authoritarian assholes, impersonating authoritarian assholes usually dials my rage-o-meter up to eleven.


The way I read it, the rent a cops were the ones being assholes and the real cops were amused.

I could be wrong.
 
2017-11-09 12:54:41 PM  

snocone: A great imposter, but not The Great Imposter, that would be the position held by the actual Joel Osteen.


Well said.
 
2017-11-09 01:44:30 PM  
Righteous.
 
2017-11-09 01:53:18 PM  
Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?
 
2017-11-09 02:38:27 PM  

Psychopusher: I'm guessing "Joel Osteen impersonator" is not a profession that lands a lot of gigs...


He could get gigs as a sparring partner when they want to train boxers to hit the opponent in the face.
 
2017-11-09 02:39:31 PM  

Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?


Ask SNL?
 
2017-11-09 02:41:18 PM  

Psychopusher: I'm guessing "Joel Osteen impersonator" is not a profession that lands a lot of gigs...


No but I bet a single gig can pay very very very well. Money-wise and laying-on-of-hands-wise. Some parishioners really love their daddy-figures. Hubba hubba.
 
2017-11-09 02:41:35 PM  
from the video:  I'm 6'3".  Jesus was 5'5"

Farking gold right there...
 
2017-11-09 02:42:35 PM  

Psychopusher: I'm guessing "Joel Osteen impersonator" is not a profession that lands a lot of gigs...


Depends if he's into gay sex or not.  I imagine a lot of right wing politicians would hire him in a second.
 
2017-11-09 02:50:38 PM  

Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?


WTF does that have to do with anything? What a stupid, stupid post.
 
2017-11-09 02:52:06 PM  

Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?


Low self-osteen?
 
hej [TotalFark]
2017-11-09 02:56:06 PM  
Any of JO's staff would have immediately identified the impostor when they saw him mingling with the dirty commoners.
 
2017-11-09 02:57:04 PM  
"Can J. O. get a beer?"

amazing!
 
2017-11-09 03:00:51 PM  

This Is Bold Text: Fat Old Broad: I laughed.  I wonder if they actually went to jail?

Saw this on reddit. The cops thought it was funny because he stayed in character as people came up to him even as he was getting arrested.


Me too, there was one literally right above it of (idk if it was the same guy), but of a look a like snorting coke, drinking, bbq'n, riding his hover board around the house, talking to his bookie and just being a non-christian.  I wonder if was the same guy.
 
2017-11-09 03:00:57 PM  

LordOfThePings: Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?

Low self-osteen?


I was saying boo-urns.
 
Azz
2017-11-09 03:05:27 PM  
Gotta give it to this guy. I would have folded 2 minutes in because I wouldn't have been able to contain my own laughter
 
2017-11-09 03:06:03 PM  
Was it the one actor from The Wire? He could probably pull it off too.
 
Azz
2017-11-09 03:06:49 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Was it the one actor from The Wire? He could probably pull it off too.


You mean McNulty? Nah, he's too butt ugly
 
2017-11-09 03:09:18 PM  
I think he goes out of his way to never identified himself as Joel Osteen. He simply says the name Joel Osteen and people think he's introducing himself.
 
2017-11-09 03:13:00 PM  
My local brewery sold these tshirts to benefit hurricane relief efforts in Houston.

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2017-11-09 03:14:36 PM  

snocone: Fat Old Broad: I laughed.  I wonder if they actually went to jail?

Did he collect his $200?


What part of "Go Directly To Jail" do you not farkin' understand?!
 
2017-11-09 03:17:49 PM  
Made my day! Praise "Bob"! We ain't dead yet!

/ But got busted anyway woops.
 
2017-11-09 03:22:15 PM  

Azz: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Was it the one actor from The Wire? He could probably pull it off too.

You mean McNulty? Nah, he's too butt ugly


No, the other Brit that was a councilman and ran for mayor.
 
2017-11-09 03:24:45 PM  

LeroyBourne: This Is Bold Text: Fat Old Broad: I laughed.  I wonder if they actually went to jail?

Saw this on reddit. The cops thought it was funny because he stayed in character as people came up to him even as he was getting arrested.

Me too, there was one literally right above it of (idk if it was the same guy), but of a look a like snorting coke, drinking, bbq'n, riding his hover board around the house, talking to his bookie and just being a non-christian.  I wonder if was the same guy.


Osteen's Day Off
Youtube 8mFsbfuNrzQ
 
2017-11-09 03:36:44 PM  
And the Lord sayeth unto them, my children if you are to be a televangelist thou shalt be a giant lying hypocritical douchebag.- Matthew 6:6:6
 
2017-11-09 03:45:50 PM  
Did he technically do anything illegal? Isn't this on the security for not checking his ID?
 
2017-11-09 04:05:51 PM  

stevecore: Did he technically do anything illegal? Isn't this on the security for not checking his ID?


Trespassing and maybe impersonation, though as noted above he never said in full "I am Joel Osteen".

IANAL
 
2017-11-09 04:14:53 PM  

zimbach: stevecore: Did he technically do anything illegal? Isn't this on the security for not checking his ID?

Trespassing and maybe impersonation, though as noted above he never said in full "I am Joel Osteen".

IANAL


I know, it is hilarious that he was even saying things like "Where is Joel's entrance?" and nobody picked up on that.   Unless Osteen is well known for talking in the 3rd person(?)
 
2017-11-09 04:42:12 PM  

Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?


To break into the porn biz?

img.fark.netView Full Size


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/​t​ed-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0​d4d3f7237467
 
2017-11-09 05:27:14 PM  

CrazyCurt: Made my day! Praise "Bob"! We ain't dead yet!

/ But got busted anyway woops.


Naw, he's out. Doing an AMA on Reddit right now.
 
2017-11-09 05:58:43 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?

To break into the porn biz?

[img.fark.net image 656x369]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/t​ed-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0​d4d3f7237467


Nope, can't unsee that.
 
2017-11-09 06:04:29 PM  

mrparks: kling_klang_bed: Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?

To break into the porn biz?

[img.fark.net image 656x369]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/t ed-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0 d4d3f7237467

Nope, can't unsee that.


Well, nobody told you to run off to XHamster immediately to search for it buddy.
 
2017-11-09 06:28:19 PM  

Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?


Because it is funny.
 
2017-11-09 06:43:56 PM  

dletter: mrparks: kling_klang_bed: Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?

To break into the porn biz?

[img.fark.net image 656x369]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/t ed-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0 d4d3f7237467

Nope, can't unsee that.

Well, nobody told you to run off to XHamster immediately to search for it buddy.


it on there?
 
2017-11-09 06:45:05 PM  

mrparks: dletter: mrparks: kling_klang_bed: Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?

To break into the porn biz?

[img.fark.net image 656x369]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/t ed-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0 d4d3f7237467

Nope, can't unsee that.

Well, nobody told you to run off to XHamster immediately to search for it buddy.

it on there?


The article claims they paid her for it.... I wasn't interested enough to go immediately search for it.
 
2017-11-09 06:59:51 PM  
Teeth aren't white enough. Dead giveaway.
 
2017-11-09 07:00:27 PM  
Did Jesus come first?
 
2017-11-09 08:15:54 PM  

mrparks: dletter: mrparks: kling_klang_bed: Dumski: Why would someone want to impersonate an a$$hole?

To break into the porn biz?

[img.fark.net image 656x369]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/t ed-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0 d4d3f7237467

Nope, can't unsee that.

Well, nobody told you to run off to XHamster immediately to search for it buddy.

it on there?


Asking for a friend, I'm guessing?
 
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