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(WFTV Orlando)   Toddler smacks into windshield after Florida woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph and hits the brakes. See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety   ( wftv.com) divider line
    More: Florida, pinellas county, Childhood, The Palm Beach Post, Physical abuse, deputies, Olesky, WFTS reports, Coroner  
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2017-11-09 11:30:32 AM  
Odds that meth plays a role in this saga?  I'm putting them at 1:1.
 
2017-11-09 11:33:08 AM  
And the first thing that came to the toddler's mind when it hit the windshield............it's ass.
 
2017-11-09 11:43:39 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: And the first thing that came to the toddler's mind when it hit the windshield............it's ass.


You are delightfully awful.
 
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2017-11-09 12:09:03 PM  
If you never slow down, your kids won't fly into the windshield.
 
2017-11-09 12:26:09 PM  
Please someone save this toddler from her "mother."
 
2017-11-09 12:47:37 PM  

Nagual: Eli WhiskeyDik: And the first thing that came to the toddler's mind when it hit the windshield............it's ass.

You are delightfully awful.


Someone was going to do it.
 
2017-11-09 01:05:51 PM  
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2017-11-09 01:24:47 PM  
Something about objects in motion.
 
2017-11-09 01:39:48 PM  
When I was a kid, the Short-Stop Parental Arm Restraint System did just fine.
 
2017-11-09 01:46:47 PM  

PreMortem: When I was a kid, the Short-Stop Parental Arm Restraint System did just fine.


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That's my move!
 
2017-11-09 01:49:41 PM  

PreMortem: When I was a kid, the Short-Stop Parental Arm Restraint System did just fine.


When I first had my eldest 20ish years ago, I put her in her first car restraint and my mom looked doubtfully at it and said "Are you sure that's safe?"

I answered, "What was I in when dad was driving 90 on the Autobahn, your arms?" (I was born in Germany.)
 
2017-11-09 02:37:05 PM  

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2017-11-09 02:43:54 PM  
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2017-11-09 02:45:05 PM  

Psychopusher: Odds that meth plays a role in this saga?  I'm putting them at 1:1.


Florida played a role in this, worse than meth.
 
2017-11-09 02:45:26 PM  
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2017-11-09 02:47:21 PM  
See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety

Do you have them go on their own life support.
 
2017-11-09 02:47:38 PM  
I'd bet she had the blinker on the whole time too.  :/
 
2017-11-09 02:49:22 PM  

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2017-11-09 02:51:50 PM  

Psychopusher: Odds that meth plays a role in this saga?  I'm putting them at 1:1.


I know several women crazy enough to do this stone sober.
 
2017-11-09 02:52:15 PM  

PreMortem: When I was a kid, the Short-Stop Parental Arm Restraint System did just fine.


I am so glad you didn't say "The Parental Short-Arm Restraint System."
 
2017-11-09 02:54:57 PM  
I just can't read this....Toddler smacks into windshield threw me off course
/Gauge
 
2017-11-09 02:56:07 PM  
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2017-11-09 02:56:57 PM  

berylman: I just can't read this....Toddler smacks into windshield threw me off course
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*boing* *splat* *waa, waa, waaaaa*

/sound effects added to lessen tragedy
 
2017-11-09 02:57:29 PM  
OK - let's get this out of the way:

1. That's a hard 33
2. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
3. Meth - helluva drug.
 
2017-11-09 02:59:01 PM  

Psychopusher: Odds that meth plays a role in this saga?  I'm putting them at 1:1


From another article: A Florida woman accused of being behind the wheel during a car chase that sent her 3-year-old daughter to the hospital is set to appear in court next week on child abuse charges.
The incident allegedly began when Justine Olesky, 33, had an altercation with her boyfriend at a location near St. Petersburg on Sunday, officials told Fox News.
Olesky's boyfriend fled the scene by foot, prompting Olesky to put her daughter, who was present, in the front passenger seat of her car -- without a car seat or seat belt -- and chase her boyfriend, according to authorities.

Olesky slammed on the brakes when she caught up with her boyfriend, sending her 35-pound daughter into the windshield of the car at such high force it shattered part of the glass, Pinellas County deputies said.
When deputies responded to the scene blonde strands of the young girl's hair were still in the windshield.
Witnesses told deputies Olesky appeared to be driving around 90 mph.
Olesky allegedly told deputies she didn't remember the incident and officials said she showed little concern for her daughter's well-being. There was no evidence of drug or alcohol usage.

Olesky was arrested on child abuse and domestic battery charges and remains at the Pinellas County Jail on $12,000 bond. Olesky previously served time in 2010 for obtaining oxycodone by fraud, according to jail records confirmed by the Pinellas County Clerk of the Circuit Court.
Sgt. Spencer Gross with the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office told Fox News that Olesky's daughter has "no serious injuries" and is out of the hospital.
Gross said a family member has been given "temporary custody" of the girl. The girl's biological father is not involved in the investigation.
Olesky's next court date is set for Nov. 14 at 10 am.
 
2017-11-09 03:01:45 PM  
Lost her kid and her boyfriend in the same afernoon. Good jobber!
 
2017-11-09 03:02:27 PM  

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Is that a left wing nut, or a right wing nut?
 
2017-11-09 03:06:17 PM  

Pangit: Lost her kid and her boyfriend in the same afternoon. Good jobber!


Karma is a biatch.
 
2017-11-09 03:10:41 PM  
Somehow I doubt 90 mph as I don't see the kid surviving an impact even if it is "just" from slamming on the brakes, I am guessing that is Cletus saying "she went by here at like 90" to the station.
 
2017-11-09 03:16:46 PM  
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2017-11-09 03:24:41 PM  
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2017-11-09 03:26:24 PM  

Pangit: Lost her kid and her boyfriend in the same afernoon. Good jobber!


This is Pinellas county...The boyfriend very well may still be in play...
 
2017-11-09 03:34:49 PM  
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2017-11-09 03:38:06 PM  
Everything is wrong with this story, and the only thing that horrifies me more than toddler unbuckled in passenger seat is disregard for injured toddler after. You're either narcissist level inhuman or otherwise mentally unfit to have custody.

This is a case where I can't even
 
2017-11-09 03:43:15 PM  

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Is that a left wing nut, or a right wing nut?


Funny you ask, because when I right clicked to save image it was called right wing nut jpg and I did a double take
 
2017-11-09 03:44:04 PM  
The scar is the icing on the cake.
 
2017-11-09 03:49:44 PM  

PreMortem: When I was a kid, the Short-Stop Parental Arm Restraint System did just fine.


Yes, but weren't you also born before:
antilock brakes
disc brakes
silica tire additives (this is probably the biggest.  Cars only stop as fast as the tires grip)
moms driving 90mph with kids
child seats

Back in the day, mom would have just crashed.  And both mom and kid would have been chucked through the windshield because nobody wore seatbelts (and shoulder straps didn't exist until the 1970s, and only for the front seats until the 1990s).
 
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2017-11-09 03:52:34 PM  

sardonicobserver: imauniter: blatz514: [img.fark.net image 640x443]

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Is that a left wing nut, or a right wing nut?


The only difference is which way they screw you
 
2017-11-09 04:04:45 PM  
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That is farking funny right there.
 
2017-11-09 04:12:44 PM  

AOW: sardonicobserver: imauniter: blatz514: [img.fark.net image 640x443]

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Is that a left wing nut, or a right wing nut?

The only difference is which way they screw you


Is that the both nuts are bad argument?
 
2017-11-09 04:15:05 PM  
Thank goodness the child wasn't severely injured.  Something like this could have killed that child.
 
2017-11-09 04:16:45 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: And the first thing that came to the toddler's mind when it hit the windshield............it's ass.


the jole is supposed to be the last thing that goes through their mind...
 
2017-11-09 04:27:01 PM  
Luckily her car was 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, kid, you REALLY needed to be sitting in her seat.
 
2017-11-09 04:30:53 PM  

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Eh, she hasn't totally decended into meth face. I'd hit it. I'd hit it like a toddler smacking a windshield.
 
2017-11-09 04:38:03 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: PreMortem: When I was a kid, the Short-Stop Parental Arm Restraint System did just fine.

Yes, but weren't you also born before:
antilock brakes
disc brakes
silica tire additives (this is probably the biggest.  Cars only stop as fast as the tires grip)
moms driving 90mph with kids
child seats

Back in the day, mom would have just crashed.  And both mom and kid would have been chucked through the windshield because nobody wore seatbelts (and shoulder straps didn't exist until the 1970s, and only for the front seats until the 1990s).


My 1969 Beetle had front seat shoulder straps. Just sayin'

I did a variation of this to a "friend" in high school. He wasn't so much a friend, as a whiny jerk with a cute little sister. They got in the car one morning, her in the back him in the front. He got in the car biatching about something or other, and I wasn't in the mood for it. Told
him to shut it and put his seatbelt on, which he ignored. So I start rolling down the big hill their house was on, and tell him again to STFU and put his seatbelt on. Still biatchin'. Get near the bottom of the hill going at pretty good clip and slam the brakes at the bottom, his head bounces off the windshield. Wasn't going fast enough to really hurt him, but got his attention.

"Shut the fark up and and put your seatbelt on!"

*Click*

His sister was laughing her ass off in the back seat.
 
2017-11-09 05:02:14 PM  

uncleacid: Something about objects in motion.


You're talking science.  Science is banned in floriduh.  They wouldn't know these things.

This was caused by Jesus.
 
2017-11-09 05:04:20 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: PreMortem: When I was a kid, the Short-Stop Parental Arm Restraint System did just fine.

When I first had my eldest 20ish years ago, I put her in her first car restraint and my mom looked doubtfully at it and said "Are you sure that's safe?"

I answered, "What was I in when dad was driving 90 on the Autobahn, your arms?" (I was born in Germany.)


I miss the autobahn.  Ausfart!
 
2017-11-09 05:25:41 PM  

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Don't know what that kid's crying about. They're landing, aren't they?
 
2017-11-09 06:12:20 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Please someone save this toddler from her "mother."


biatch was ugly too
 
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