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(The Sun (Ireland))   Ikea is selling sluts   ( thesun.ie) divider line
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2017-11-09 11:30:42 AM  
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2017-11-09 11:45:13 AM  
I remember an Ikea radio ad from years ago flogging all the Ikea furniture you could use for entertaining. "It is too bad," said the voiceover in a faux-Scandinavian accent, "that Ikea does not sell friends."

Times have changed, clearly.
 
2017-11-09 11:51:24 AM  
Yeah, but if she's flat-packed, Studman isn't interested.
 
2017-11-09 12:02:19 PM  
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What's wrong with sluts?
 
2017-11-09 12:20:51 PM  
Do I have to put it together myself? That's a deal breaker.
 
2017-11-09 01:10:56 PM  
Of course, the piece that's missing is the most important one.
 
2017-11-09 01:50:00 PM  
Idiots.

You don't buy sluts, you rent them.
 
2017-11-09 02:05:58 PM  
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2017-11-09 02:09:57 PM  
This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
 
2017-11-09 02:39:00 PM  
This one better not break like that last one...
 
2017-11-09 03:10:32 PM  
I would LOVE a Swedish slut. Cool on the outside, warm and moist on the inside.
 
2017-11-09 03:12:02 PM  
Do I need to use an allen wrench?  Are there parts missing?  Can I understand the instructions? (not that I could ever anyway)
 
2017-11-09 03:12:34 PM  
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I'll take 2
 
2017-11-09 03:13:36 PM  
Thought it appropriate to post this classic.

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2017-11-09 03:13:44 PM  
Shouldn't that be slüt  ?
 
2017-11-09 03:13:56 PM  

guestguy: This one better not break like that last one...


You're just too hard on your sluts.
 
2017-11-09 03:14:18 PM  
Slüts.
 
2017-11-09 03:14:18 PM  

HeathenHealer: Do I have to put it together myself? That's a deal breaker.


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2017-11-09 03:14:27 PM  
Pic was only IKEA slutplugs
 
2017-11-09 03:14:57 PM  

guestguy: This one better not break like that last one...


Break? Hell, mine caught fire. I blame the veracity at which I was using it, but still....poor QC it would seem.
 
2017-11-09 03:15:06 PM  
Sluts are free. Whores cost money.
 
2017-11-09 03:15:15 PM  
This acronym is perfectly acceptable in Swedish. Roughly translated: Salubrious Lethargic Universal Terminal
 
2017-11-09 03:15:28 PM  
Come to think of it, I think I converted to Slut a few weeks ago...can't remember the thread.  I do remember that people were helpful in suggesting products and clothing though.
 
2017-11-09 03:15:45 PM  

I Ate Shergar: [img.fark.net image 706x474]


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2017-11-09 03:16:55 PM  
The gizmo is actually part of a range called Ansluta, which includes a £7 transformer which can be used to power three lights at a time.

*puts away credit card.*
 
2017-11-09 03:17:33 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: This one better not break like that last one...

You're just too hard on your sluts.


Damnit...did I void the warranty?
 
2017-11-09 03:17:43 PM  
Sluts are quite popular so u hear...
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2017-11-09 03:18:22 PM  

guestguy: Come to think of it, I think I converted to Slut a few weeks ago...can't remember the thread.  I do remember that people were helpful in suggesting products and clothing though.


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2017-11-09 03:18:37 PM  
Beat me to it . *shakes tiny fist*
 
2017-11-09 03:19:02 PM  
My wife is never going to buy me that for Christmas. Dammit all.
 
2017-11-09 03:19:29 PM  
The Dutch have been selling them in Amsterdam for years. The Swedes just decided to get in on it.
 
2017-11-09 03:22:54 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Come to think of it, I think I converted to Slut a few weeks ago...can't remember the thread.  I do remember that people were helpful in suggesting products and clothing though.

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Yes, you were one of those people, CT.  God's work.  :P
 
2017-11-09 03:26:50 PM  
Are they sold near the BoyToy department?

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2017-11-09 03:27:27 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Come to think of it, I think I converted to Slut a few weeks ago...can't remember the thread.  I do remember that people were helpful in suggesting products and clothing though.

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Yes, you were one of those people, CT.  God's work.  :P


Here to help.  I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but I turned myself around. ;)
 
2017-11-09 03:27:36 PM  
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Oh, there are so many sluts, you won't know where to begin.
 
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2017-11-09 03:28:37 PM  
That would be the best thing ever.  Make it happen, Ikea.
 
2017-11-09 03:31:53 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: Come to think of it, I think I converted to Slut a few weeks ago...can't remember the thread.  I do remember that people were helpful in suggesting products and clothing though.

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Yes, you were one of those people, CT.  God's work.  :P

Here to help.  I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but I turned myself around. ;)


That is, I hear, what it is all about.
 
2017-11-09 03:33:20 PM  

PunkTiger: Are they sold near the BoyToy department?[img.fark.net image 480x480]

What in the bloody hell man. That looks authentic. I don't want to know.
 
2017-11-09 03:33:30 PM  
Well it's about damn time.
 
2017-11-09 03:35:29 PM  

HeathenHealer: Do I have to put it together myself? That's a deal breaker.


I don't know, seems like that might open up a lot of interesting possibilities, maybe even but a few of them and mix and match the parts.
 
2017-11-09 03:35:31 PM  
"å slutte" means "to stop" or "to quit" in Swedish... I think.  At least that is what it means in Norwegian and they often use the same words.
 
2017-11-09 03:37:58 PM  

Beta Tested: "å slutte" means "to stop" or "to quit" in Swedish... I think.  At least that is what it means in Norwegian and they often use the same words.


A few years ago, I was watching a feed of an NHL game in Swedish, and it listed 'SLUT' where we say 'FINAL' (score).
 
2017-11-09 03:38:11 PM  
Well, it does accommodate three plugs at the same time...
 
2017-11-09 03:38:18 PM  
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2017-11-09 03:39:19 PM  

Beta Tested: "å slutte" means "to stop" or "to quit" in Swedish... I think.  At least that is what it means in Norwegian and they often use the same words.


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2017-11-09 03:41:31 PM  

PunkTiger: Are they sold near the BoyToy department?

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No, in the dinnerware department.
 
2017-11-09 03:43:18 PM  

MikeyFuccon: I remember an Ikea radio ad from years ago flogging all the Ikea furniture you could use for entertaining. "It is too bad," said the voiceover in a faux-Scandinavian accent, "that Ikea does not sell friends."

Times have changed, clearly.


True, I laughed at the name of the desk I bought call Jerked. This tops that score.
 
2017-11-09 03:43:54 PM  
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2017-11-09 03:44:53 PM  
I'll take two.
 
2017-11-09 03:46:38 PM  
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