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(NCBuy)   Molly Shannon gets hitched. After rings were exchanged, bride and groom put their hands under their armpits and then smelled their fingers   ( divider line
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2004-06-02 06:59:50 PM  
"Chestnut" jokes in 3...2...1...
2004-06-02 07:34:16 PM  
Mmmmmmmmm...I love the smell of quality news in the afternoon.
2004-06-02 08:53:06 PM  

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2004-06-02 10:20:34 PM  
Im assuming this was one of them gay homosexual weddings in Massachusetts or Frisco
2004-06-02 10:21:07 PM  

2004-06-02 10:21:36 PM  
Of all people to be offered the ability to reproduce, this woman is the least worthy.
2004-06-02 10:22:04 PM  
I never understood what was funny about that "joke". Seriously, I never got it at all.
2004-06-02 10:24:16 PM  
Sometimes, when I get really nervous...
2004-06-02 10:25:19 PM  
Is anyone "good" left on SNL?
2004-06-02 10:29:40 PM  
Is that the most fake smile you've ever seen, or what?
2004-06-02 10:30:58 PM  
Is that a Kabbalah red braclet I see on her wrist!?!?!?
2004-06-02 10:31:17 PM  
The act to which the submitter alluded escaped me. Is sniffing armpit stench funny now? Please advise.
2004-06-02 10:31:29 PM  

For Molly that seems about normal.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2004-06-02 10:37:39 PM  
It's a reference to a skit she did a long time ago, that showed the SNL writing staff didn't properly understand humor. It's true that repetition is a big part of humor, but repetition alone does not make humor.

/older than SNL
2004-06-02 10:37:56 PM  
there is no way in hell i would hit that. no farking way. not at all...
2004-06-02 10:41:30 PM  
Nick Cage's bride of the month?
2004-06-02 10:45:59 PM  
God what is wrong with you people? I would hit that hundreds of times from hundreds of angles. Then start over. God she's so hot.
2004-06-02 10:50:42 PM  
I'd hit it, but only if she called me 'Supasta'
2004-06-02 10:53:53 PM  
I can't stand this girl at all. Never been funny in my eyes. Just a sorry woman trying too hard for attention, like a thirdgrader.
2004-06-02 10:54:30 PM  
Lucky dude. Didn't she bang 2 guys to death?
2004-06-02 10:54:40 PM  
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2004-06-02 10:57:16 PM  
I'd probably hit it. But that's not saying much, I'd probably hit about 65% of the female population, just because.
2004-06-02 10:59:33 PM  
didn't she do some softcore porn for a while after snl?
2004-06-02 11:04:22 PM  
I Hate Molly Shannon. You Should Too.
2004-06-02 11:05:28 PM  
you know,,,, i really liked her a lot more after SNL when she was on that show 'Cracking Up' on FOX. Which was my favourite new show till those jagoffs canceled it.
2004-06-02 11:10:38 PM  
I know she's best known for her Catholic girl character, but nothing will ever beat the Schwetty Balls skit with Ana Gasteyer and Alec Baldwin in 1998. That was some of the finniest shiat I have ever seen in my life! That's a farking classic that people will be talking about for years (they still are) -- and that doesn't happen often with SNL.
2004-06-02 11:12:40 PM  
No, there is nobody good left on SNL. But my favorite Molly sketch was when she was that lady "I'm FIFTY! And I can kick, punch and kick! IIIII'm FIFTY!!!!
2004-06-02 11:19:33 PM  
It's hard to tell if she was "on" or not (ie playing her character) but when I've seen her on talk shows like Conan and Jay Leno she just seemed like the most farking annoying collection of sentient organic material ever forced upon an unwilling universe.
2004-06-02 11:22:28 PM  
I think my feelings about this marriage would be best expressed in a monologue from the made for television movie "James at Fifteen" staring the erracrible Lance Kerwin. Oooooh now I have to pee...
2004-06-02 11:23:55 PM  
I like to kick! Stretch! and Kick! I'm 50!!! Book 'em Danno I'm 5 - 0.
2004-06-02 11:25:05 PM  
Molly Shannon = teh suck
2004-06-02 11:26:44 PM  


2004-06-02 11:29:20 PM  
"Fritz Chesnut"? This shiat writes itself. He and Casper Weinberger should get together and commiserate over a few beers.
2004-06-02 11:38:00 PM  
She is by far one of the most ugly people I have ever seen on TV. God is she nasty!

And because it is SNL related... this thread needs more cowbell.
2004-06-02 11:39:44 PM  
Iloveitiloveitiloveitiloveitilove...I...loooooovvvve it.

/can't remember her character's name, but the hyber biatch made me laugh.
2004-06-02 11:49:28 PM  
2004-06-02 10:25:19 PM Crispy_Bacon
Is anyone "good" left on SNL?

*Wondering if you considered Molly "good"*

Man, Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon, and Chris Kattan comprised the WORST cast ever on Saturday Night Live. Nothing ANY of them did was remotely funny....and the fact that the shiat was done over and over again just made it annoying. Kattan even had the ability to farkup the classic Celebrity Jeopardy (Note the name) skits....

That said....Tina Fey, Horatio Sanz and Seth Meyers are funny...but that's about it....

But man, when Oteri, Kattan and Shannon were on....I was praying for a return of Laura Kightlinger, Janeane Garafolo, Chris Elliot and Michael McKean (Otherwise known as the WORST season of SNL ever....but the following crew was totally lamer).
2004-06-02 11:50:26 PM  

Sally O'Malley :P
2004-06-03 12:01:41 AM  
Wow. Molly Shannon. Can't get more Irish than that (well, maybe O'Shannon). As such, can't get more Catholic. That being said, she got hitched to a guy 8 months after having the kid. Straight to hell, Mary Katherine!

I thought her bits were funny, but as others have pointed out, repeated to the point of being ridiculous.
2004-06-03 12:24:07 AM  
God I hate her.
2004-06-03 12:35:54 AM  
I liked the wedding in Roxbury better.
/repeat after me...after me
2004-06-03 12:36:04 AM  
I kind of like her. She's funny when she falls.
2004-06-03 12:38:53 AM  
saneman...Ellen DeGeneres
2004-06-03 12:40:33 AM  
Buck Futter
Man, Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon, and Chris Kattan comprised the WORST cast ever on Saturday Night Live. Nothing ANY of them did was remotely funny....

You're mostly right, but Chris Kattan did one uproariously funny thing. Submitted for your approval...GOTH TALK!

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/If I had been born in the 17th century I wouldn't have to Turtle Wax the van
2004-06-03 12:52:43 AM  
Buck Futter

Tina Fay. Now there's a hottie.

2004-06-03 12:58:10 AM  
Here's what he looked like right after the kiss:

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2004-06-03 01:02:09 AM  
Is it just me, or is she really hot?
2004-06-03 01:11:02 AM  
I think that all of the women on SNL right now are funny. Tina Fey on Weekend Update, Amy Poehler as Avril Levigne Rachel Dratch and Maya Rudolph in this sketch (the characters' names escape me at the moment):

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And Maya Rudolph as Whitney Huston was hilarious.

Buckfutter...Horatio Sans, are you crazy? Or as I like to call him, Horatio Sans-talent. The only sketch I have enjoyed watching him in was the one where Amy Poehler was having a sleepover and he played her stepdad.
2004-06-03 01:49:39 AM  
i submit that there are, in fact, no funny women on the face of the planet....think about it, name can't be some random sketch, it has to be consistent funniness...

You know, back in the day, a friend and I said our ideal woman would be one who could make us laugh. Not just giggle at something, or guffaw at some dorky thing, but actually construct some humor that would make us break out laughing.

Hasn't happened to either of us yet. Women laugh together out of a sense of comeraderie, and men only laugh with women at circumstantial humor, mostly. I see very few situations where women make men laugh on a deeper level of humor.
2004-06-03 01:58:20 AM  
I'd get all the best of SNL dvds except for this biatch.
2004-06-03 02:04:20 AM  

He looked like bad CG?.
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