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(Metro)   Remember Smallville's Allison Mack? Apparently she's co-leader of a sex cult whose leader brands his female followers with his initials. Still a better career move than joining the cast of the DC movie universe   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-09 10:12:17 AM  
I guess if that's what she's into.
 
2017-11-09 10:22:01 AM  
The Cosmic Church of the Mushroom Bruise
 
2017-11-09 10:44:44 AM  
Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2017-11-09 10:56:04 AM  
There have been lots of rumours about this for years.
 
2017-11-09 11:06:38 AM  
At least the cult didn't, according to the rumours, get the hot one from Smalleville.

img.fark.net
 
2017-11-09 11:21:26 AM  
Where do I sign up??
 
2017-11-09 11:21:49 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: At least the cult didn't, according to the rumours, get the hot one from Smalleville.

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I saw her at the Toronto airport once, and she's just as hot in real life.  Maybe even hotter.
 
2017-11-09 11:23:32 AM  
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE......
 
2017-11-09 11:23:39 AM  
I presume this was learned from an ex-member's pleas to SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
 
2017-11-09 11:23:51 AM  
Did NOT see that one happening...

Jenna Elfman? It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Sean Young? Weird but believable. Folks get suckered into some weird sh*t.

I worked with a guy when I was in college. He'd been a missionary in his younger days, and his church passed from a small congregation to cult over time. Commune style living was understandable. Tithing to the church and their wages going back to the church made sense to them, since they WERE living as a commune, and sharing everything, and that included helping raise their kids. Then there was a weird turn towards more Fundamentalist beliefs on sin, and when it was announced that the commune would include sharing their wives, and that said wives would have to move to the pastor's house, and only 'visit' their husbands Jim got himself and his family the Hells out of there. Guy had spent nearly 20 years with his mission, and in a lot of ways, he was right at home in our little college town, because he never got to be a normal teen ager, and his twenties were spent with his church. He was reunited with music after 20 years of nothing but hymns, and he was just living a normal life since before his kids were born. Very cool dude. Miss him. Easily one of the best bosses I've ever had in my life.
 
2017-11-09 11:24:49 AM  
sounds hot.

/branding
//get it?
///Try the veal.
 
2017-11-09 11:25:43 AM  
I'd take a keloid for her.
 
2017-11-09 11:28:57 AM  
That's not the good kind of sex cult. Bummer.
 
2017-11-09 11:28:57 AM  
Church of Fundamentalist Latter Day Scientology?
 
2017-11-09 11:30:29 AM  
So if you kill the leader do you take over the harem?

Or you just have to defeat him in ritual combat?
Or checkers?
 
2017-11-09 11:30:34 AM  
Sex slavery pyramid schemes?

i.imgur.com
 
2017-11-09 11:31:50 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-11-09 11:33:58 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-11-09 11:37:43 AM  
Is this what happens when you're not famous enough for CoS?
 
2017-11-09 11:39:12 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Is this what happens when you're not famous enough for CoS?


I think that's when you go to Utah to join the Blue Collar Church of Scientology.
 
2017-11-09 11:40:13 AM  
I really liked her in Veronica Mars.
 
2017-11-09 11:41:01 AM  
I always wondered what happened to her. Would not have guessed "sex cult". Also, I volunteer as tribute.
 
2017-11-09 11:43:27 AM  

hubiestubert: Did NOT see that one happening...

Jenna Elfman?


Scientologist.
 
2017-11-09 11:44:38 AM  
The Secret World of Allison Mack?
 
2017-11-09 11:45:25 AM  

AquaTatanka: So if you kill the leader do you take over the harem?

Or you just have to defeat him in ritual combat?
Or checkers?


I challenge for leadership of the clan!

davidbrin.com
 
2017-11-09 11:45:25 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: At least the cult didn't, according to the rumours, get the hot one from Smalleville.

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She must be a terrible actress. Anyone that hot should be in everything made ever. She's like a member of the X-men and her mutant power is to be a billion times hotter than everyone else.

/loved smallville
 
2017-11-09 11:47:06 AM  
How come nobody has ever invited me into a sex cult?
 
2017-11-09 11:47:24 AM  

The Bunyip: I always wondered what happened to her. Would not have guessed "sex cult". Also, I volunteer as tribute.


"members of DOS and NXIVM are allegedly branded to show support for Raniere, are encouraged to have sex with him"

/Shrugs, If that's what your into.
 
2017-11-09 11:50:44 AM  

TheLopper: Carter Pewterschmidt: At least the cult didn't, according to the rumours, get the hot one from Smalleville.

[img.fark.net image 627x822]

She must be a terrible actress. Anyone that hot should be in everything made ever. She's like a member of the X-men and her mutant power is to be a billion times hotter than everyone else.

/loved smallville


img.fark.net

Yes.
 
2017-11-09 11:50:54 AM  

MugzyBrown: How come nobody has ever invited me into a sex cult?


probably the same reason I never got molested in Catholic school, I looked like a talker.
 
2017-11-09 11:53:47 AM  

Evil Mackerel: "members of DOS and NXIVM are allegedly branded to show support for Raniere, are encouraged to have sex with him"


Encouraged, not required - they're not monsters.
 
2017-11-09 11:57:34 AM  

TheLopper: Carter Pewterschmidt: At least the cult didn't, according to the rumours, get the hot one from Smalleville.

[img.fark.net image 627x822]

She must be a terrible actress. Anyone that hot should be in everything made ever. She's like a member of the X-men and her mutant power is to be a billion times hotter than everyone else.

/loved smallville


Considering all the stuff that has come out recently it might be because she told producers to go fark themselves when they propositioned her.  She is quite honest about being a private person, not doing nude scenes, not doing lots of FHM photoshoots for publicity etc (though she has done some). Even a Smallville scene where her character stripped off to her underwear was shot with a body double.
So I can believe shes lost a lot of roles because she wasn't willing to play the game, as it were.
I think she can act, but she's chosen a few awful movies. Like Streetfighter where the director was clearly on crack. Like Space Milkshake where everyone was clearly on crack.

She was great in her cameo on Eurotrip.
Matt Damon - Scotty Doesn't Know w/subtitle (from the Movie 'EUROTRIP')
Youtube Y0VIVXh8kes
 
2017-11-09 12:04:43 PM  

Dimensio: TheLopper: Carter Pewterschmidt: At least the cult didn't, according to the rumours, get the hot one from Smalleville.

[img.fark.net image 627x822]

She must be a terrible actress. Anyone that hot should be in everything made ever. She's like a member of the X-men and her mutant power is to be a billion times hotter than everyone else.

/loved smallville

[img.fark.net image 295x436]

Yes.


I blame the director for that, not her. Look at the performance Chris Kelin gave. There's no way any actor would do that out of choice without the director telling him to do it. The director didn't direct another movie until this year, and SF was 2009, so it doesn't look like I'm the only one to blame him.

/Yes, I know she isn't going to sleep with me.
//Sadly.
 
2017-11-09 12:05:16 PM  
Well that is creepy.
 
2017-11-09 12:07:02 PM  
Oh my God, this entire story was sourced by Frank Parlato?  That dude is the biggest nutball in Western New York (and we have Carl "Horse Porn" Paladino here, so that's really saying something).

Basically if Frank Parlato is saying it, the complete opposite is true.  If Frank says it's going to snow in Buffalo in December, it's time to break out the sunscreen and swimsuits.  He's wrong less often than a broken clock.
 
2017-11-09 12:10:44 PM  
I was in a sex cult for five years and it was the best time of my life.  Then I was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder and realized that it was all in my head which accounted for my dry chapped hands.  If it was not for the koolaid party that I decided to abstain from, I might have joined the rest but I guess that means I am cured.
 
2017-11-09 12:17:02 PM  
"Self help group"

Why do so many people need help?! Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one good shiat and you go back to bed. What's the farking mystery?!
And the part I really don't understand, if you're looking for self help, why would you read a book, written by somebody else?! That's not self help, that's help!
There's no such a thing as self help...if you did it yourself, you didn't need help. You did it yourself!
 
2017-11-09 12:17:14 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 683x1024]


img.fark.net
 
2017-11-09 12:19:06 PM  

hotrod2001: "Self help group"

Why do so many people need help?! Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one good shiat and you go back to bed. What's the farking mystery?!
And the part I really don't understand, if you're looking for self help, why would you read a book, written by somebody else?! That's not self help, that's help!
There's no such a thing as self help...if you did it yourself, you didn't need help. You did it yourself!


'Self help group' is an oxymoron.
 
2017-11-09 12:19:18 PM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: I was in a sex cult for five years and it was the best time of my life.  Then I was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder and realized that it was all in my head which accounted for my dry chapped hands.  If it was not for the koolaid party that I decided to abstain from, I might have joined the rest but I guess that means I am cured.


There's the makings of a movie here... "I Was My Own Sex Cult" ... kinda like Fight Club, but with vibrators instead of all the punching?
 
2017-11-09 12:21:16 PM  
So about 4 years ago, I was hanging out with a girl who tried to recruit me to take part in NXIVM's "Executive Success Program" (ESP). She was a lawyer, seemed nice, acted relatively normal and she HIGHLY recommend the program to "enhance" my professional life. I initially agreed, thinking it might be a good way to build up my network.

A week later, she asked me to meet with her "good friend" about the program. The guy was named Mark Vincente and was some two-bit director, but apparently ran the "ESP" center in LA. He gave me the whole spiel about the program: How the program would "open new ways of thinking" that could enhance my personality so to make anything I did successful. He dropped hints of "getaways" where as a group we could work intensely to reach new heights of understanding. At these "getaways", you would find new "connections" with colleagues ("many of them woman!", he added). It was totally sleazy and creepy. The girl, now in sales mode, started talking about how it also could open your personal life too, as it made her "realize how hard it was for men to walk around horny all day and that it gave her better understand of how men operate" so that she could have better relationships (she was single). It got creepier and creepier from there.

Later that night I looked up NXIVM and found the reports about this Raniere guy. Even back then, most people called it a cult. The Smallville actresses both Chloe and Lana were neck-deep in this stuff back then too. Completely loony and abusive.

I cancelled my reservation the next day and basically never talked to that girl or this Mark guy again.

/csb
 
2017-11-09 12:21:45 PM  

OldRod: Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: I was in a sex cult for five years and it was the best time of my life.  Then I was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder and realized that it was all in my head which accounted for my dry chapped hands.  If it was not for the koolaid party that I decided to abstain from, I might have joined the rest but I guess that means I am cured.

There's the makings of a movie here... "I Was My Own Sex Cult" ... kinda like Fight Club, but with vibrators instead of all the punching?


At the very least, a slight tweaking of the title will make for another Chuck Tingle book.
 
2017-11-09 12:32:48 PM  
This sounds like a really exploitative, horrible thing and I am ashamed of my erection.
 
2017-11-09 12:34:38 PM  

Crewmannumber6: AquaTatanka: So if you kill the leader do you take over the harem?

Or you just have to defeat him in ritual combat?
Or checkers?

I challenge for leadership of the clan!

[www.davidbrin.com image 560x225]


Things are getting better every day!
 
2017-11-09 12:42:24 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: hot one


Pfft. She's not the hot one. It was always Lois.

i.pinimg.com
 
2017-11-09 12:45:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-11-09 12:45:42 PM  
So if I sign up I get to bang B-list actresses?  What is the downside?

This is way better than Scientology.
 
2017-11-09 12:46:03 PM  
to answer subby's first question:   "no".
 
2017-11-09 12:48:21 PM  
I'm not saying this is okay, I'm just saying I can definitely fap to it.

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2017-11-09 12:49:52 PM  

PIP_the_TROLL: Carter Pewterschmidt: hot one

Pfft. She's not the hot one. It was always Lois.

[i.pinimg.com image 542x821]


All three of them had their moments.
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