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(The Daily Beast)   "Profoundly disconnected, socially awkward, and reeking of late-stage virginity, he gives off the creepy Uncanny Valley vibe of a rogue, possibly murderous android or of a man with a too-extensive knowledge of human taxidermy and a soundproofed van"   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 12:33:21 AM  
Damn, Rick is brutal.
 
2017-11-09 01:17:54 AM  
I knew it was gonna be Carter from just that little snippet. I love watching him. I would pay money to watch him. He is truly not guilty by reason of inanity.
 
2017-11-09 02:24:06 AM  
the coterie of misfit toys Trump calls his advisors

LOL
 
2017-11-09 03:00:14 AM  
Referencing Zoolander and the Underpants Gnomes? It's almost like the guy's a Farker...
 
2017-11-09 04:17:42 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Referencing Zoolander and the Underpants Gnomes? It's almost like the guy's a Farker...


An Austin Powers nod, too.
 
2017-11-09 06:35:55 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Damn, Rick is brutal.


Very nice. The best bit is what his very own "friends" say about him :

"You promise a favor for a favor. You get the documents from him and tell him to go fark himself."
 
2017-11-09 06:42:40 AM  
Trump's excuse is going to be that he's too stupid to put together a conspiracy.
Why does half the administration look like they are all wearing outfits made from human flesh, but did not get them tailored well.
 
2017-11-09 06:43:39 AM  
I've heard he's also a big fan of Huey Lewis and the News

/he thinks their early work was a little to new wave
 
2017-11-09 06:47:05 AM  
The BEST people!!!

Seriously, this is farking embarrassing for America.
 
2017-11-09 06:48:58 AM  
I hate to think that this guy is out there and people think that he is a typical American. This guy is a traitorous moron. He doesn't even know when Labor Day is.  We don't find this out until near the end of his testimony.
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2017-11-09 06:49:34 AM  
This guy doesn't even know how stupid he really is. And that is very dangerous.
 
2017-11-09 06:50:15 AM  

fluffy_pope: I knew it was gonna be Carter from just that little snippet.


Yeah, but it could have described pretty much everybody on /pol/ too, so that's amazing.
 
2017-11-09 06:51:19 AM  
FTA: Steve Bannon, a man better suited to promoting bumfights than grand strategy...

Best description of Bannon ever. It factually describes his current position.
 
2017-11-09 06:52:42 AM  
"He's a man with a lemur wig and a five-pound bolus of chin-wattle who think's he's irresistible to women."

Cha-ching!
 
2017-11-09 06:55:13 AM  
Jesus, I'm glad that writer isn't upset with me...
 
2017-11-09 06:57:01 AM  

theteacher: This guy doesn't even know how stupid he really is. And that is very dangerous.


Most stupid people don't know they're stupid, or so my wife keeps telling me.
 
2017-11-09 07:02:53 AM  
FTA, I love this quote: Trump's imagination of himself and the brand image that he  desperately wants to sell is always wide; he's the "billionaire" lout playing the Manhattan sophisticate who gorges on fast food. He's a man with a lemur wig and a five-pound bolus of chin-wattle who think's he's irresistible to women.

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Nice hair Comrade Comb-over
 
2017-11-09 07:03:26 AM  
I initially thought Stephen Miller, but I do admit, Carter Page definitely looks more murderous android.

So there really were no masterminds that engineered the biggest political upset in modern history here. This was the bumblefark express that got pushed along by SVR/Putin's hand.
 
2017-11-09 07:06:17 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2017-11-09 07:08:26 AM  
many Trump voters are mulishly immune to processing empirical facts in the world around them

This man uses his tongue purtier than a $20 whore
 
2017-11-09 07:10:16 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: I initially thought Stephen Miller, but I do admit, Carter Page definitely looks more murderous android.

So there really were no masterminds that engineered the biggest political upset in modern history here. This was the bumblefark express that got pushed along by SVR/Putin's hand.


Or Jared.
 
2017-11-09 07:11:21 AM  

theteacher: He doesn't even know when Labor Day is.


In Russia, Labor Day is in May.  I don't remember if that phrase gets filterpwned or not still.
 
2017-11-09 07:18:51 AM  
The guy who went broke selling gambling, liquor, meat and football to Philly and New York isn't the greatest evaluator of business acumen, and leaned heavily on a guy who makes Fredo look like Machiavelli?

My fainting couch's upholstery simply cannot hardly this much use!
 
2017-11-09 07:26:27 AM  

fusillade762: the coterie of misfit toys Trump calls his advisors

LOL


"The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year" Misfit Song from the Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Movie
Youtube dRIQFYMMNYY
 
2017-11-09 07:27:46 AM  
We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.
 
2017-11-09 07:29:48 AM  

PlaidJaguar: We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.


You sound ... never mind.
 
2017-11-09 07:30:11 AM  
Headline is harsh. But funny.
 
2017-11-09 07:31:06 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: I initially thought Stephen Miller, but I do admit, Carter Page definitely looks more murderous android.

So there really were no masterminds that engineered the biggest political upset in modern history here. This was the bumblefark express that got pushed along by SVR/Putin's hand.


Yeah, mark me down as assuming it was Miller, too.
 
2017-11-09 07:31:17 AM  
"Late stage virginity". I have a new phrase to eviscerate a friend of mine.

Yes, friend. Why, I sometimes wonder.

Also, love this article. The sarcasm is on point.
 
2017-11-09 07:31:57 AM  

Lady J: Headline is harsh. But funny.


The entire farking article is harsh and funny.

It's high time we, as a nation, start pointing at this less than one third of America and laugh, loudly and for a long damn time.
 
2017-11-09 07:31:59 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: I initially thought Stephen Miller, but I do admit, Carter Page definitely looks more murderous android.

So there really were no masterminds that engineered the biggest political upset in modern history here. This was the bumblefark express that got pushed along by SVR/Putin's hand.


Miller's all-too-human loathing for everyone radiates like a star. He doesn't seem robotic to me.

Page behaves like no one I've ever seen. I might say that about Grumps. Page behaves, however, not as a revolting extreme of human behavior, but in a way that seems like an imitation of human behavior. I keep wanting to ask, "What was that all about?"

Worst. Westworld. Robot. Ever.
 
2017-11-09 07:32:11 AM  

PlaidJaguar: We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.


/r/incel like typing detected
 
2017-11-09 07:33:06 AM  

GardenWeasel: PlaidJaguar: We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.

/r/incel like typing detected


/r/incels that is.
 
2017-11-09 07:34:42 AM  

PlaidJaguar: We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.


This only makes sense, unfortunately, after you've reached a stage when the mastiff chained to your groin stops leaping to its feet and howling ferociously at every skirt that walks by.
 
2017-11-09 07:36:29 AM  
Read the headline and wondered which fark libertarian it was about...
 
2017-11-09 07:39:14 AM  

PlaidJaguar: We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.


I don't agree with this. I've known a couple of guys who didnt get laid til they were early 20s and neither of them would have dreamed of being nazis. These kids arent nazis because they dont get laid, they don't get laid because they're horrible... which also means they're more likely to be nazis.
 
2017-11-09 07:39:22 AM  

Lady J: PlaidJaguar: We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.

You sound ... never mind.


Yeah, exactly my point.  I'm secure in my sexual identity, and with my sexual history, so I don't mind the jokes that I'm sure will come my way because of it.  But I was in my 20s when I first shared intimacy with another person, and I remember how it felt before when society was constantly telling me I was less, or even defective, because I hadn't done so.  The particular rabbit hole I describe didn't exist back then, but there was a time when I was beginning to slide into the protoform of it that existed at the time.  I didn't, because I had already developed a capacity for empathy and I recognized that much of thinking there was predicated upon not viewing women as people, but I can understand how other people are pulled into that sort of thing.
 
2017-11-09 07:41:12 AM  

Wessoman: Lady J: Headline is harsh. But funny.

The entire farking article is harsh and funny.

It's high time we, as a nation, start pointing at this less than one third of America and laugh, loudly and for a long damn time.


If you've got a candidate who can carry enough of the states in which that third live to get to 270 Electoral College votes, then I'd say go right ahead.

If you haven't got a candidate who can do that, then STFU because:

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2017-11-09 07:42:18 AM  

Lady J: PlaidJaguar: We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.

I don't agree with this. I've known a couple of guys who didnt get laid til they were early 20s and neither of them would have dreamed of being nazis. These kids arent nazis because they dont get laid, they don't get laid because they're horrible... which also means they're more likely to be nazis.


Right, but it's not a one-two step, it's a slide.  Once a person is submerged in one of those communities, they're more likely to be open to radicalization by the next.  It's not a matter of "I can't get laid. Fork it, I want to kill all the Jews" but rather once a person has succumbed to the brainwashing of the first of those groups, they're more susceptible to radicalization by the next, and then the next and then the next.
 
2017-11-09 07:43:52 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: I initially thought Stephen Miller, but I do admit, Carter Page definitely looks more murderous android.

So there really were no masterminds that engineered the biggest political upset in modern history here. This was the bumblefark express that got pushed along by SVR/Putin's hand.


Their campaign did a couple of things really well, though.  They played to the rubes' racism and hatred of liberals, and used Trump's fifth-grade vocabulary as an advantage.
 
2017-11-09 07:47:23 AM  

Lady J: PlaidJaguar: We as a society really need to get over the societal importance we give to sex-having.  Especially the disparate way it is applied across the genders.

I'm sure plenty (or most) of my fellow farkers will read "reeking of late stage virginity" and be all "sick burn!", but should it be?

I don't think it should.  And maybe if we, as a society, stopped using "has had / has not had sex" as some sort of signifier of value, we wouldn't have so many young men getting dragged down the rabbit hole of Redpill>MRA>Incel>The_Donald>Nazism.

And yes, I recognize that the drive to have sex is one of the most fundamental of the human experience, but denigrating those who have not successfully fulfilled that drive does nothing to help anybody.

We should not denigrate males for not having had sex any more than we should denigrate females for having had sex.

I don't agree with this. I've known a couple of guys who didnt get laid til they were early 20s and neither of them would have dreamed of being nazis. These kids arent nazis because they dont get laid, they don't get laid because they're horrible... which also means they're more likely to be nazis.


ya. lack of social ability (including getting laid) a symptom/identifier, not a root cause
 
2017-11-09 07:47:33 AM  
Strange sensation. Reading something genuinely enjoyable.
 
2017-11-09 07:50:16 AM  
Stephen MIller or Jared Kushner.

*clicks link*

Carter Page? Hm. Ok.
 
2017-11-09 07:50:41 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Damn, Rick is brutal.


He is. I have fun reading his Twitter feed when he decides to toy with the common-clay Trumpistas.
 
2017-11-09 07:53:35 AM  
Miller looks like the love child of the pedo in Sin City and the bad guy's top henchman in Beverly Hills Cop.
 
2017-11-09 08:03:36 AM  
Y'know for a supposedly tolerant site that bans people for sexism and homphobic comments it seems Farkers really hate asexual people.

Not everyone spends vast amount of time trying to get laid.

If you're going to judge a person by how often they haxe sex, with how many people and how attractive those people are then you'd fit in well with the Donald I guess.

By a means pile on and call me a virgin - be sure to recount your sexual conquests in your scathing rebuke too.
 
2017-11-09 08:04:24 AM  
Page wants to know if he's an oligarch yet and when do the 100 millions get to his account? He was promised.
 
2017-11-09 08:10:36 AM  
He likes his coffee like he likes his women...

Ground up and in the freezer.
 
2017-11-09 08:11:02 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: Y'know for a supposedly tolerant site that bans people for sexism and homphobic comments it seems Farkers really hate asexual people.

Not everyone spends vast amount of time trying to get laid.

If you're going to judge a person by how often they haxe sex, with how many people and how attractive those people are then you'd fit in well with the Donald I guess.

By a means pile on and call me a virgin - be sure to recount your sexual conquests in your scathing rebuke too.


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2017-11-09 08:11:26 AM  

SoFlaNative52: FTA, I love this quote: Trump's imagination of himself and the brand image that he  desperately wants to sell is always wide; he's the "billionaire" lout playing the Manhattan sophisticate who gorges on fast food. He's a man with a lemur wig and a five-pound bolus of chin-wattle who think's he's irresistible to women.

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Nice hair Comrade Comb-over


He also seems to believe that his 'puckered anus mouth' facial expression is attractive, since he appears to go out of his way to make it all the time (or else all recent photos of him are skewed toward this expression).  Why does he not have an acting coach who explains to him how to make a more attractive facial expression?  As much as Ivanka and Jared have been curated and coached and had the rough edges smoothed out, to the point where they look like androids, you'd think that Daddy would do some of that too.
 
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