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(Local News)   Hooker shoots victim twice in the head because he is performing oral sex wrong. I didn't know there would be a test   ( myeverettnews.com) divider line
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2017-11-08 11:44:48 PM  
It was pass / fail.
 
2017-11-08 11:56:20 PM  
 
2017-11-08 11:57:35 PM  
his doorbell to help make their case

WAT
 
2017-11-09 12:03:01 AM  
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2017-11-09 12:04:30 AM  

fusillade762: his doorbell to help make their case

WAT


Something like this. Internet-connected with a video camera built in.
 
2017-11-09 12:46:16 AM  
isn't getting shot in the head usually a sign you're doing something right?
 
2017-11-09 02:11:00 AM  

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2017-11-09 02:14:28 AM  
Oral sex on a hooker?

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KIA
2017-11-09 02:15:08 AM  
If you are performing oral sex on the hooker, you've already failed.
 
2017-11-09 02:16:06 AM  
Bail was set at one million dollars.
OK,
But,
Bail At $1,000,00.00   ?????????
 
2017-11-09 02:17:26 AM  
He told her he had a 12 inch tongue and could breath out of hole in his head.
 
2017-11-09 02:18:50 AM  
"I said a COUNTER CLOCKWISE SWIRL!"
 
2017-11-09 02:19:28 AM  
His fault for asking for the "oral with face shoot ending" special
 
2017-11-09 02:26:27 AM  
 he was preforming oral sex wrong and she did not know how to tell him that.

i guess it's it's up to mary magdalene to tell him now.
 
2017-11-09 02:27:32 AM  
he was preforming oral sex wrong and she did not know how to tell him that.

words.  words usually work.
 
2017-11-09 02:27:35 AM  

farkingismybusiness: "I said a COUNTER CLOCKWISE SWIRL!"


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2017-11-09 02:35:11 AM  
I have been punched in the face afterwards, but to be fair, that was how she showed affection.

/CSB
//I still miss her
 
2017-11-09 02:37:06 AM  
Bail set at one thousand hundred dollars? WTF is that?
 
2017-11-09 02:41:02 AM  
Wallet missing, $12000 missing from his accounts.  I have a sneaky suspicion it might not have been the oral sex.
 
2017-11-09 02:41:11 AM  

dobro: Bail set at one thousand hundred dollars? WTF is that?


Eleventy thousand appointments made through backpage?
 
2017-11-09 02:45:55 AM  

TheLopper: He told her he had a 12 inch tongue and could breath out of hole in his head.


Er... his nose? That's how I don't need to come up for air.
 
2017-11-09 02:46:44 AM  
Preforming?
 
2017-11-09 02:50:47 AM  

JesusIsNowBlind: Preforming?


He was off the beat...
 
2017-11-09 02:54:55 AM  
This seems backwards, like one of those In Soviet Russia jokes...
 
2017-11-09 02:56:25 AM  

wademh: [www.azquotes.com image 850x400]


Back to School - Call Me When You Have No Class
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2017-11-09 02:57:09 AM  

dobro: Bail set at one thousand hundred dollars? WTF is that?


This.
 
2017-11-09 02:58:56 AM  
I didn't attend oral-sex class regularly; in fact, I only came for the exam.
 
2017-11-09 03:01:14 AM  
The first sign you're performing oral sex wrong is the person you're performing it on is a hooker.
 
2017-11-09 03:01:25 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: he was preforming oral sex wrong and she did not know how to tell him that.

words.  words usually work.


I think she got her point across.
 
2017-11-09 03:01:38 AM  

aerojockey: Wallet missing, $12000 missing from his accounts.  I have a sneaky suspicion it might not have been the oral sex.


Agreed, but you missed another glaringly obvious fact that points to premeditation:

"They also determined a female (the suspect), who had been at the home numerous times before..."

Yeah, this was a premeditated attempted murder/robbery.
 
2017-11-09 03:07:04 AM  

Prof. Frink: I didn't attend oral-sex class regularly; in fact, I only came for the exam.


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2017-11-09 03:08:46 AM  

crinz83: he was preforming oral sex wrong and she did not know how to tell him that.

i guess it's it's up to mary magdalene to tell him now.


Huh? He's still alive.
(a better article)
 
2017-11-09 03:13:06 AM  
AND they never once mention the victim's condition. $1,000,000 bail would imply he's dead. But tfa says he was conscious with 2 bullets in his head when found, but do not elaborate. And the most severe charges against her are theft and robbery... Um, maybe finish writing your article before submitting!!!???

That's some fine reporting there, Woodward and Bernstein.
 
2017-11-09 03:18:55 AM  

crinz83: he was preforming oral sex wrong and she did not know how to tell him that.

i guess it's it's up to mary magdalene to tell him now.


TFA doesn't seem to say if he died or not. Must have been a .22 or something.
 
2017-11-09 03:19:54 AM  

AckAckAck: AND they never once mention the victim's condition.


Awake but unresponsive. Like President Ford.
 
2017-11-09 03:22:43 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: dobro: Bail set at one thousand hundred dollars? WTF is that?

This.


How can she be arrested and bail set, with no formal accusation?

/and you thought hair/ear yanking was bad
 
2017-11-09 03:26:13 AM  

AckAckAck: AND they never once mention the victim's condition. $1,000,000 bail would imply he's dead. But tfa says he was conscious with 2 bullets in his head when found, but do not elaborate. And the most severe charges against her are theft and robbery... Um, maybe finish writing your article before submitting!!!???

That's some fine reporting there, Woodward and Bernstein.



On the local news he was shot on Saturday night and found on Tuesday conscience but in responsive. She and other escorts had been there before. She admitted to shooting him for robbery purposes and thought he was dead. She ran up over $10,000 on his credit card that night. She had 13 warrants out for her already for robbery  and prostitution among other things. Bail was set at $1,000,000 because prosecutors felt she was a flight risk.
 
2017-11-09 03:36:54 AM  
Who performs oral sex on a hooker?  I thought the whole point was that you were giving her money to sexually service you.  I mean, did she give discounts if you returned the favor?  Is this common?  I've never used the services of a hooker, since I can't afford the $300 an hour for a marginally attractive one, and since the ones in my price range look like background zombies from "The Walking Dead".
 
2017-11-09 03:38:00 AM  
I didn't know this was an oral exam?
 
2017-11-09 03:46:27 AM  
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2017-11-09 03:46:47 AM  

fusillade762: his doorbell to help make their case

WAT


Welcome to the 20th century.  Doorbells have fingerprints.
 
2017-11-09 03:50:52 AM  

Snotty1: AckAckAck: AND they never once mention the victim's condition. $1,000,000 bail would imply he's dead. But tfa says he was conscious with 2 bullets in his head when found, but do not elaborate. And the most severe charges against her are theft and robbery... Um, maybe finish writing your article before submitting!!!???

That's some fine reporting there, Woodward and Bernstein.


On the local news he was shot on Saturday night and found on Tuesday conscience but in responsive. She and other escorts had been there before. She admitted to shooting him for robbery purposes and thought he was dead. She ran up over $10,000 on his credit card that night. She had 13 warrants out for her already for robbery  and prostitution among other things. Bail was set at $1,000,000 because prosecutors felt she was a flight risk.


This fark comment has more info than the actual farking article.
 
2017-11-09 03:53:37 AM  
FTA: After arresting the woman in Skagit County a detective wrote that she confessed to the crime and even asked them to call one of her other customers to post her bail.

I wonder how that conversation went.
 
2017-11-09 03:55:56 AM  
Even a .22 can be deadly because if they enter the skull they tend to bounce around inside rather than exit, with devastating results.
 
2017-11-09 03:58:09 AM  

Snotty1: On the local news he was shot on Saturday night and found on Tuesday conscience but in responsive. She and other escorts had been there before. She admitted to shooting him for robbery purposes and thought he was dead. She ran up over $10,000 on his credit card that night. She had 13 warrants out for her already for robbery and prostitution among other things. Bail was set at $1,000,000 because prosecutors felt she was a flight risk.


And the article said bail was 1,000,00  (sic).  Some multipl of eleventy.
 
2017-11-09 04:01:25 AM  

UsikFark: AckAckAck: AND they never once mention the victim's condition.

Awake but unresponsive. Like President Ford.

"found him awake but unresponsive"


And that was back on the 24th of Oct.

Tfa was published on the 8th of Nov.

That was 15 days ago. It might be pertinent information to update us on the victims current status: Critical? Serious? Vegetable? Mineral?

It's kind of a journalism thing to do if you have even 3 ounces of talent.
 
2017-11-09 04:11:39 AM  
Geeze I usually just get a tap on the shoulder.
 
2017-11-09 04:15:02 AM  

AckAckAck: UsikFark: AckAckAck: AND they never once mention the victim's condition.

Awake but unresponsive. Like President Ford.

"found him awake but unresponsive"

And that was back on the 24th of Oct.

Tfa was published on the 8th of Nov.

That was 15 days ago. It might be pertinent information to update us on the victims current status: Critical? Serious? Vegetable? Mineral?

It's kind of a journalism thing to do if you have even 3 ounces of talent.


It's almost as if some blog about Everett, WA sucks.
 
2017-11-09 04:16:25 AM  
"they also determined a female, who had been at the home numerous times before"

must have been a long-simmering resentment

she gave him every chance
 
2017-11-09 04:24:56 AM  

UsikFark: AckAckAck: UsikFark: AckAckAck: AND they never once mention the victim's condition.

Awake but unresponsive. Like President Ford.

"found him awake but unresponsive"

And that was back on the 24th of Oct.

Tfa was published on the 8th of Nov.

That was 15 days ago. It might be pertinent information to update us on the victims current status: Critical? Serious? Vegetable? Mineral?

It's kind of a journalism thing to do if you have even 3 ounces of talent.

It's almost as if some blog about Everett, WA sucks.


Lol, like Everett, WA has fancy blogs and internet! That's so adorable. They have truck pulls, gunshows and jokes about how inbred Marysville is.
 
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