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(CNN)   Carl "Icahn Believe It's Not A Subpoena" subpoenaed   ( money.cnn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Icahn, Dow Jones Industrial Average, Oil refinery, Dow Jones & Company, Icahn Enterprises, Dow Jones Indexes, Charles Dow, Mr. Icahn  
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2017-11-08 06:30:35 PM  
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2017-11-08 06:41:49 PM  
"Who will you subpoena next?"

"I think Icahn. I think Icahn."
 
2017-11-08 06:59:23 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "Who will you subpoena next?"

"I think Icahn. I think Icahn."


Nice.
 
2017-11-08 07:19:16 PM  

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or...

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2017-11-08 08:18:25 PM  
He's totally f*cked unless Sessions steps in, which he will. Carl is probably the slimiest f*cker on the Street.

It would be nice to see him pay, but I doubt he ever dies.
 
2017-11-08 09:11:31 PM  
A whole lot of people who worked at companies Icahn legally looted will savor that news.  And will be overjoyed if he gets indicted.  The ones that are still alive anyway...
 
2017-11-08 09:47:12 PM  
Icahn Enterprises (IEP)

*snicker*
 
2017-11-08 10:06:55 PM  

NewportBarGuy: He's totally f*cked unless Sessions steps in, which he will. Carl is probably the slimiest f*cker on the Street.

It would be nice to see him pay, but I doubt he ever dies.


if sessions steps in, they can just pass the case to new york state ag, where carl's company is located in.
 
2017-11-08 10:16:35 PM  

not5am: NewportBarGuy: He's totally f*cked unless Sessions steps in, which he will. Carl is probably the slimiest f*cker on the Street.

It would be nice to see him pay, but I doubt he ever dies.

if sessions steps in, they can just pass the case to new york state ag, where carl's company is located in.


True... look, I hope they throw the book, the table and the sink at this f*cker. I'm just not very optimistic. He's survived everything.
 
2017-11-08 10:42:22 PM  
Please, New York State, indict Icahn for some state felony.

Apparently the NY State AG is talking about that very thing. Icahn may have committed crimes that Trump can't do an Arpaio on.
 
2017-11-09 12:59:28 AM  
Good, carl's a bag of dicks
 
2017-11-09 09:10:39 AM  

wejash: A whole lot of people who worked at companies Icahn legally looted will savor that news.  And will be overjoyed if he gets indicted.  The ones that are still alive anyway...


Hellfarkingyeah
#metoo

/too soon ?
 
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