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(NYPost)   Harvard hosts annual 'Anal Sex 101' course - where everyone ends up at the bottom of the class   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-11-08 05:32:41 PM  
"They were all at the bottom of the class!."

Um, I get the spirit of the joke, butt when it cums to anal sex, someone has to be top!
 
2017-11-08 06:04:34 PM  
Even Harvard is joining the race to the bottom.
 
2017-11-08 06:05:41 PM  
We're not mature enough for Teen Vogue, I seriously doubt we make the cut for Hahvahd.
 
2017-11-08 06:22:48 PM  
Christ, what assholes!
 
2017-11-08 06:29:13 PM  
"Anal Sex 101" is Taylor Swift's newest hit off of her just released "Lube It Up" LP.
 
2017-11-08 08:39:43 PM  
Hey, they send you away with free stuff. I'm in for a ride.
 
2017-11-08 08:40:12 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Christ, what assholes!


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2017-11-08 09:01:31 PM  
So this is annual?  What happens the rest of the year?  And where are all the Anal Sex Carols?  I guess we'll have to double up with Christmas.

"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
"A Virgin Unspotted"
"Whence Is That Lovely Fragrance Wafting"
"While by My Sheep I Watched at Night"
"Run, Rudolph, Run"
 
2017-11-08 09:02:37 PM  
I'm in
 
2017-11-08 09:14:20 PM  

Peaceboy: So this is annual?  What happens the rest of the year?  And where are all the Anal Sex Carols?  I guess we'll have to double up with Christmas.

"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"
"O Come, All Ye Faithful"
"A Virgin Unspotted"
"Whence Is That Lovely Fragrance Wafting"
"While by My Sheep I Watched at Night"
"Run, Rudolph, Run"


🎶You never thought of me,
When you considered trying sodomy!
Only the good die young🎶
 
2017-11-08 09:27:06 PM  
...and out
 
2017-11-08 09:27:23 PM  
...and in
 
2017-11-08 09:28:26 PM  
Lesson one: Biting the Pillow.
 
2017-11-08 09:33:15 PM  

Willy Wacker: ...and in


Pace yourself, Mitch.
 
2017-11-08 09:34:32 PM  

RJReves: Willy Wacker: ...and in

Pace yourself, Mitch.


ok
 
2017-11-08 09:36:24 PM  
And you thought your professor was anal about tests.
 
2017-11-08 09:44:52 PM  

fusillade762: Lesson one: Biting the Pillow.


Lesson two: No Lube
 
2017-11-08 09:46:08 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Even Harvard is joining the race to the bottom.


Is that a K Spacey ref?
 
2017-11-08 09:48:16 PM  
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2017-11-08 09:54:39 PM  
Beyond the Hub: Broadening Your Porn Horizons.

This is more our speed, Fark.
 
2017-11-08 10:05:30 PM  
Will there be snacks at this seminar? May I suggest cannolis and boston cream doughnuts.
 
2017-11-08 10:14:41 PM  
I told my wife I wanted to have anal sex.
She told me that she's been having sex with an asshole for years.
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2017-11-08 10:15:35 PM  
"Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas ... the butthole is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a butthole," Natasha told the future leaders of America.

Wow, good for you, you're so woke. Wrong, but woke.
 
2017-11-08 10:18:53 PM  
And this is where future Wall Street Execs learn how to fark their fellow Americans in the ass
 
2017-11-08 11:50:59 PM  
cram course?
 
2017-11-08 11:54:04 PM  
The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates
Youtube j8ZF_R_j0OY

NSFW
 
2017-11-08 11:54:14 PM  
"From Saddlebacking to Santorum"
 
2017-11-08 11:56:22 PM  
Butt what's the joke?
 
2017-11-08 11:57:22 PM  
Man, that's what you call an underclassmen mixer.
 
2017-11-08 11:59:10 PM  

Willy Wacker: fusillade762: Lesson one: Biting the Pillow.

Lesson two: No Lube


You sir have the boorish manners of a Yalie.
 
2017-11-09 12:01:39 AM  
"Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas ... the butthole is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a butthole," Natasha told the future leaders of America."

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2017-11-09 12:03:06 AM  
I would say that this class is..... ANUAL..
 
2017-11-09 12:03:15 AM  
"Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas ... the butthole is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a butthole," Natasha told the future leaders of America."

And what goes in that butthole?

A penis.

Or a proxy penis.
 
2017-11-09 12:04:46 AM  
there is a Hasty Pudding joke somewhere in this
 
2017-11-09 12:05:54 AM  
It'll never fit...in the curriculum.
 
2017-11-09 12:07:32 AM  
Saw a lot of pearl clutching on Faux about this earlier.

....or were those beads?
 
2017-11-09 12:07:35 AM  
it's a real pain in the ass
 
2017-11-09 12:08:15 AM  

AckAckAck: "They were all at the bottom of the class!."

Um, I get the spirit of the joke, butt when it cums to anal sex, someone has to be top!


The University system has an exquisite reputation of and experience in screwing the students, and thus has tenure in the subject. So, no, every is indeed bottom of the class.

 :)
 
2017-11-09 12:14:25 AM  
choose your study group carefully....
 
2017-11-09 12:15:44 AM  
You must think it odd of me... NSFW

Meet the Feebles - Sodomy
Youtube Ulb0pLBgRCw
 
2017-11-09 12:18:17 AM  
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Sodomy! 
You must think it very odd of me, 
But I enjoy the act of sodomy. 
You might call the wrath of God on me, 
But if you tried it then you might agree, 
That you enjoy the act of sodomy.


/can't be that obscure
//on fark
o/o third slashie like a tilted wang
 
2017-11-09 12:18:42 AM  
Well, day-um...
 
2017-11-09 12:26:25 AM  
Are you assigned a partner or does the odd man out have a go at the teacher?
 
2017-11-09 12:32:51 AM  

gilatrout: there is a Hasty Pudding joke somewhere in this


Only if you don't clean out well first...
 
2017-11-09 12:40:35 AM  
ftfa: "Pupils at the nation's No. 2 college learned how to relax their..."

Every list I could finds lists Harvard as #1.
Article must have been by someone from Yale or Stanford.
 
2017-11-09 12:56:45 AM  

Trik: ftfa: "Pupils at the nation's No. 2 college learned how to relax their..."

Every list I could finds lists Harvard as #1.
Article must have been by someone from Yale or Stanford.


What a pisser.
 
2017-11-09 01:01:21 AM  
"Pupils at the nation's No. 2 college learned how to relax their rectums and passed around butt plugs as they were schooled in the ins and outs of sodomy, the site reports."

That doesn't sound like a good idea...
 
2017-11-09 01:08:52 AM  
Did the funny-smart tags disappear into a starfish-like hole?
 
2017-11-09 01:10:15 AM  
Don't mind me, my computer's drunker than me, drunk enough to try ... things.
 
2017-11-09 01:11:59 AM  
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