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2017-11-08 04:12:32 PM  
Ankylus Sprainus!
 
2017-11-08 04:52:00 PM  
Expecto Volkswagum!
 
2017-11-08 05:08:49 PM  
Unless it augments my reality by having Emma Watson show up at my door with assorted party supplies and "adult toys", I'm not really interested...
 
2017-11-08 05:10:15 PM  
It's a good point. Remember when Pokemon Go! came out and there were all of those stories of people being hurt or robbed playing it? You don't hear any of those stories now because everyone who played it is dead.
 
2017-11-08 05:13:51 PM  

Mikey1969: Unless it augments my reality by having Emma Watson show up at my door with assorted party supplies and "adult toys", I'm not really interested...


Oh, she does.

...but then the Rock jumps out of nowhere...
 
2017-11-08 05:15:33 PM  

Mikey1969: Unless it augments my reality by having Emma Watson show up at my door with assorted party supplies and "adult toys", I'm not really interested...



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2017-11-08 05:16:07 PM  

Ishkur: Mikey1969: Unless it augments my reality by having Emma Watson show up at my door with assorted party supplies and "adult toys", I'm not really interested...

Oh, she does.

...but then the Rock jumps out of nowhere...


Damn you!!! The time it took me to find the photo...

*tiny fist, shaken*
 
2017-11-08 05:24:51 PM  
Watch out for nargals. Farking nargals, man.
 
2017-11-08 05:31:25 PM  

Nogrhi: Ishkur: Mikey1969: Unless it augments my reality by having Emma Watson show up at my door with assorted party supplies and "adult toys", I'm not really interested...

Oh, she does.

...but then the Rock jumps out of nowhere...

Damn you!!! The time it took me to find the photo...

*tiny fist, shaken*


Gotta be faster than that, my friend.
 
2017-11-08 05:38:54 PM  

Ishkur: Nogrhi: Ishkur: Mikey1969: Unless it augments my reality by having Emma Watson show up at my door with assorted party supplies and "adult toys", I'm not really interested...

Oh, she does.

...but then the Rock jumps out of nowhere...

Damn you!!! The time it took me to find the photo...

*tiny fist, shaken*

Gotta be faster than that, my friend.


LOL< you guys made my afternoon just 'that' much better. :-)
 
2017-11-08 05:47:59 PM  

Ishkur: Nogrhi: Ishkur: Mikey1969: Unless it augments my reality by having Emma Watson show up at my door with assorted party supplies and "adult toys", I'm not really interested...

Oh, she does.

...but then the Rock jumps out of nowhere...

Damn you!!! The time it took me to find the photo...

*tiny fist, shaken*

Gotta be faster than that, my friend.


You speak truth, Ishkur.  Painful, painful truth.
 
2017-11-08 06:06:36 PM  
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2017-11-08 06:25:28 PM  
Crushius Bybusius
 
2017-11-08 06:29:12 PM  

BATMANATEE: Watch out for nargals. Farking nargals, man.


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2017-11-08 06:38:24 PM  
My niece had a Harry Potter birthday last weekend.  My sister was way into that shiat.  The kids got to make their own wands and of course some of the boys ran through the yard yelling curses, and my sister ended up confiscating wands of kids doing the "death" curse.  That quite amused me.

On topic though, fark Niantic and their boring ass, terrible games.
 
2017-11-08 07:42:59 PM  
I'd play. I missed the Pokemon Go boat because I have no interest in Pokemon. But Harry Potter is somewhat interesting.
 
2017-11-08 08:35:19 PM  
Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
 
2017-11-08 08:35:52 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 564x415]

Nothing else in American Dad has made me laugh as hard as that sequence did.
 
2017-11-09 05:00:29 AM  

Mikey1969: Unless it augments my reality by having Emma Watson show up at my door with assorted party supplies and "adult toys", I'm not really interested...


Be careful what you wish for, I had that same wish and there was a knock at the door.  Long story made short, she had a penis, we played Parcheesi for three hours and I swore off craigslist for life.
 
2017-11-09 05:05:33 AM  
I am guessing nargals and thestrels will be rather rare sightings?  I am hoping Niantic puts a Moaning Myrtle in my bathtub...don't judge me!
 
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