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(Daily Mail)   In nomine Patris et Filii et...Excuse me. Hello? No, I'm not busy   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-08 11:46:06 AM  
Or, as we used to say, spectacles, testicles, watch, wallet
 
2017-11-08 02:47:49 PM  
Do they lift them up for the Lord? No?

Let us give thanks then.
 
2017-11-08 02:56:24 PM  
P: Sursum selfie.
R: Habemus ad Dominum.
R: Gratias agamus I-phone nostro...
 
2017-11-08 05:53:01 PM  
... Spiritus Sancti.

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2017-11-08 05:54:26 PM  
Daily Mail?

Now I question whether the Pope is real.
 
2017-11-08 07:54:25 PM  
Since it's the Daily Mail, I now doubt the existence of God.
 
2017-11-08 10:51:13 PM  
"Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto, a deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui. Officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!"
 
2017-11-08 10:53:31 PM  

Last Man on Earth: "Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto, a deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem. Tuus in terra servus, nuntius fui. Officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!"


Cornelia et Flavia sunt puellam Romani. Amat nautae.
 
2017-11-08 10:58:10 PM  
Cacator cave malum
 
2017-11-09 11:18:45 AM  
Mass? I thought it was an exorcism.

/ Exorcism is funnier, trust my comic instincts.

// If any of you are cartoonists, feel free to steal that idea.I can see a lot of great cartoons on the subject, in the styles of many cartoonist from the classic Adams and Wilson to more modish and modern single panel cartoons or strips.
 
2017-11-09 11:22:08 AM  
Free Caption: It was a hard lesson, but Father Murphy eventually learned to put his cellphone in silent mode when performing exorcisms, baptisms, weddings and last rites.

Free caption: Benny the Moyel eventually learned to put his cellphone in airplane mode.

Hey! Why should the Christians have all the fun? Cellphone jokes work for everybody, including Satanists and Big Game Hunters.
 
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