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(Daily Mail)   Wacko Jacko 2.0   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-07 09:45:31 PM  
Looks like an early warning signal for this Friday's train wreck thread.
 
2017-11-07 09:48:39 PM  
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I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!
 
2017-11-07 09:54:59 PM  
 
2017-11-07 10:34:11 PM  
Was she on her backo?
 
2017-11-08 12:37:43 AM  
cute. you guys are f**kin' cowards.

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Why did they feel the need to blur the word "cowards"?
 
2017-11-08 12:37:57 AM  

Cake Hunter: Was she on her backo?


Perhaps because of the cracko?
 
2017-11-08 12:38:35 AM  
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2017-11-08 12:51:43 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks she looks better in the licking pictures than her normal picture?

/that's not a licking joke. She really looks better in those pics
///skipped two's. Deal with it.
 
2017-11-08 12:58:40 AM  
Her dad must have been crazy. I wonder who he was.
 
2017-11-08 01:00:17 AM  
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2017-11-08 01:18:23 AM  

fusillade762: cute. you guys are f**kin' cowards.

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Why did they feel the need to blur the word "cowards"?


Exactly. I have a different c-word for the paparazzi.
 
2017-11-08 01:22:29 AM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Am I the only one who thinks she looks better in the licking pictures than her normal picture?

/that's not a licking joke. She really looks better in those pics
///skipped two's. Deal with it.


Well I'm terrified to do a GIS now.  Because the picture in the article is a menagerie of "things not to stick your tongue/fingers/dick/strapon in".

Yes yes a menagerie should be a set larger than 1 individual but come on!
 
2017-11-08 01:22:46 AM  
WTF, world. Leave the kids alone. She's got enough problems without hounding by the press. If you find any part of this entertaining, you need help.

/yes, I know, welcome to fark
//but seriously, what part of this is newsworthy?
 
2017-11-08 01:27:45 AM  
Whatever. The LotR trilogy will still be some of the greatest films ever made. Hobbit ones still a pure cash grab though. Also not really a fan of the King Kongremake though.
 
2017-11-08 02:07:07 AM  

mcmnky: WTF, world. Leave the kids alone. She's got enough problems without hounding by the press. If you find any part of this entertaining, you need help.

/yes, I know, welcome to fark
//but seriously, what part of this is newsworthy?


None of it is newsworthy.  That's why we're in the entertainment tab.  You're not supposed to be informed.  You're supposed to be entertained.

No slashies.  Just welcome to fark.
 
2017-11-08 02:27:41 AM  
We need Paris Jackson to stop licking windows.
And. Ariana Grande to stop licking donuts.

They should lick each other.

/bunk
 
2017-11-08 02:30:48 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 800x531]

"However you felt about the man, whatever your opinions are, I believe we, as a people, should make a rule that once you die... whatever derisive nickname that we used for you, it dies with you. So can we stop calling him 'Jacko' now? After you die, can a brother get a 'Mr. Jackson'?"


 I don't call him Jacko, never did. I've always just kept it simple and called him what he really was... a pedophile
 
2017-11-08 04:40:30 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Her dad must have been crazy. I wonder who he was.


Heh heh. Either way, poor kid never had a normal chance at life.
 
2017-11-08 04:54:04 AM  
They shouldn't call her that and she shouldn't be on Twitter or have a famous job like model if she wants a chance at a normal life.
I don't follow her or any of his kids but it be nice if they could just fade away since none have done anything of note yet.
 
2017-11-08 05:20:38 AM  
Why can't she behave like the rest of the fake Jackson kids? You never hear about unruliness from Blanket, Towel Bar, or Shoe Horn Jackson.
 
2017-11-08 05:45:18 AM  
She's a 19 year old girl doing normal 19 year old girl things, while tabloids are using the pictures and her late father's derisive nickname to tar her.

She's not the childish one in this scenario.
 
2017-11-08 06:14:57 AM  

Ooba Tooba: Why can't she behave like the rest of the fake Jackson kids? You never hear about unruliness from Blanket, Towel Bar, or Shoe Horn Jackson.


Gotta watch that Drain Plug though, he's got those shifty eyes.
 
2017-11-08 07:48:00 AM  
She doesn't care what what tabloids say about her - which is why she immediately informed her 1.35 million Twitter followers what she thought.

/why, exactly, does this woman have 1.35 million Twitter followers again?
 
2017-11-08 07:55:22 AM  
I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

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Who does that?
 
2017-11-08 08:09:13 AM  
 
2017-11-08 08:19:35 AM  

idrow: I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

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Who does that?


How respectable were you at 19?
 
2017-11-08 08:22:08 AM  
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2017-11-08 08:28:15 AM  

RexTalionis: idrow: I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

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Who does that?

How respectable were you at 19?


I was working 2 jobs to put myself through college and trying to keep a roof over my head.  I didn't really have time (or the inclination) to be a self indulgent brat.
 
2017-11-08 08:30:30 AM  

idrow: RexTalionis: idrow: I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

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Who does that?

How respectable were you at 19?

I was working 2 jobs to put myself through college and trying to keep a roof over my head.  I didn't really have time (or the inclination) to be a self indulgent brat.


You really missed out.

The self indulgent years were super fun. Looking back they were shameful at times, but wow was it a blast.
 
2017-11-08 08:52:49 AM  
People forget, but when Paris was a baby, Michael's staff took her to the doctor. She had a fever, but the doctor found nothing wrong with her. By the time they got to the car, they said she had a breakdown. She was a vegetable.

Before he died, Michael complained that someone was always trying to make his baby cry by talking about her, ratting her out, lying about her. Just always wanting to start something. But, you know, it's like they say: "Ma ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa."
 
2017-11-08 09:14:39 AM  
Are we still pretending he actually fathered her?
 
2017-11-08 09:38:29 AM  

fusillade762: cute. you guys are f**kin' cowards.

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Why did they feel the need to blur the word "cowards"?


It could be viewed as offensive to people of different courage?

RexTalionis: She's a 19 year old girl doing normal 19 year old girl things, while tabloids are using the pictures and her late father's derisive nickname to tar her.

She's not the childish one in this scenario.

came to say this. 19 is a fine age for an occasional bout of silliness. As is 29. I'll let you know next summer my views on it at 39, but i'm gonna guess i'll think it's still a fine age for humorously and peacefully blowing off steam as necessary.

idrow: RexTalionis: idrow: I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

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Who does that?

How respectable were you at 19?

I was working 2 jobs to put myself through college and trying to keep a roof over my head.  I didn't really have time (or the inclination) to be a self indulgent brat.


I was working full time, taking extra college credits, getting good grades, and still finding time to get drunk, do drugs, and party to dangerous levels at least once every couple of weeks.
 
2017-11-08 09:40:06 AM  
It's always surprising to me when daughters look so much like their fathers.
 
2017-11-08 09:44:08 AM  
Curse you, Daily Mail!

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damn
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damn
who?
<google>
dude she's 12
<X>
 
2017-11-08 09:49:18 AM  
I get that she's acting like a normal stupid 19 year old but if you're the child of someone who was legendarily weird and you don't want to get put into the same category you should probably not go around licking windows or doing other odd things in public.
 
2017-11-08 10:58:43 AM  
She looks REALLY baked.
 
2017-11-08 11:39:15 AM  
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no, i'm not licking the window, it closed on my tongue, need help soonish
 
2017-11-08 11:46:07 AM  

FLMountainMan: Are we still pretending he actually fathered her?


He was her dad.
Do you also mock folks who adopt and their kids?
 
2017-11-08 11:47:31 AM  

ThatGuyOverThere: fusillade762: cute. you guys are f**kin' cowards.

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Why did they feel the need to blur the word "cowards"?

It could be viewed as offensive to people of different courage?

RexTalionis: She's a 19 year old girl doing normal 19 year old girl things, while tabloids are using the pictures and her late father's derisive nickname to tar her.

She's not the childish one in this scenario.
came to say this. 19 is a fine age for an occasional bout of silliness. As is 29. I'll let you know next summer my views on it at 39, but i'm gonna guess i'll think it's still a fine age for humorously and peacefully blowing off steam as necessary.

idrow: RexTalionis: idrow: I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

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Who does that?

How respectable were you at 19?

I was working 2 jobs to put myself through college and trying to keep a roof over my head.  I didn't really have time (or the inclination) to be a self indulgent brat.

I was working full time, taking extra college credits, getting good grades, and still finding time to get drunk, do drugs, and party to dangerous levels at least once every couple of weeks.


Same here. And supporting myself 1000 miles from home, left at 17.
 
2017-11-08 12:10:44 PM  

lindalouwho: ThatGuyOverThere: fusillade762: cute. you guys are f**kin' cowards.

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Why did they feel the need to blur the word "cowards"?

It could be viewed as offensive to people of different courage?

RexTalionis: She's a 19 year old girl doing normal 19 year old girl things, while tabloids are using the pictures and her late father's derisive nickname to tar her.

She's not the childish one in this scenario.
came to say this. 19 is a fine age for an occasional bout of silliness. As is 29. I'll let you know next summer my views on it at 39, but i'm gonna guess i'll think it's still a fine age for humorously and peacefully blowing off steam as necessary.

idrow: RexTalionis: idrow: I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 214x252]
Who does that?

How respectable were you at 19?

I was working 2 jobs to put myself through college and trying to keep a roof over my head.  I didn't really have time (or the inclination) to be a self indulgent brat.

I was working full time, taking extra college credits, getting good grades, and still finding time to get drunk, do drugs, and party to dangerous levels at least once every couple of weeks.

Same here. And supporting myself 1000 miles from home, left at 17.


I knew not to date white supremacists, evidently she did not.

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2017-11-08 12:23:36 PM  
1987 - Eveready Energizer - Jacko
Youtube -2RSu9Gw61U


The original Wack Jacko in Australia
 
2017-11-08 05:02:47 PM  
The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.
 
2017-11-08 05:43:48 PM  
Why so much attention given to a dead celeb's kid?
 
2017-11-08 06:47:51 PM  

alaric3: Why so much attention given to a dead celeb's kid?


Stop being obtuse.
 
2017-11-09 12:03:14 AM  
I suppose the saddest thing is this is the exact shiate her dad was trying to protect them from.
 
2017-11-09 03:16:18 AM  

theflatline: lindalouwho: ThatGuyOverThere: fusillade762: cute. you guys are f**kin' cowards.

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Why did they feel the need to blur the word "cowards"?

It could be viewed as offensive to people of different courage?

RexTalionis: She's a 19 year old girl doing normal 19 year old girl things, while tabloids are using the pictures and her late father's derisive nickname to tar her.

She's not the childish one in this scenario.
came to say this. 19 is a fine age for an occasional bout of silliness. As is 29. I'll let you know next summer my views on it at 39, but i'm gonna guess i'll think it's still a fine age for humorously and peacefully blowing off steam as necessary.

idrow: RexTalionis: idrow: I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 214x252]
Who does that?

How respectable were you at 19?

I was working 2 jobs to put myself through college and trying to keep a roof over my head.  I didn't really have time (or the inclination) to be a self indulgent brat.

I was working full time, taking extra college credits, getting good grades, and still finding time to get drunk, do drugs, and party to dangerous levels at least once every couple of weeks.

Same here. And supporting myself 1000 miles from home, left at 17.

I knew not to date white supremacists, evidently she did not.

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That's a Pantera tattoo. Has nothing to do with white supremacy unless you assume anyone who has ever used a rebel flag is a white supremacist?
 
2017-11-09 08:06:25 AM  

Bolan: theflatline: lindalouwho: ThatGuyOverThere: fusillade762: cute. you guys are f**kin' cowards.

[img.fark.net image 634x229]

Why did they feel the need to blur the word "cowards"?

It could be viewed as offensive to people of different courage?

RexTalionis: She's a 19 year old girl doing normal 19 year old girl things, while tabloids are using the pictures and her late father's derisive nickname to tar her.

She's not the childish one in this scenario.
came to say this. 19 is a fine age for an occasional bout of silliness. As is 29. I'll let you know next summer my views on it at 39, but i'm gonna guess i'll think it's still a fine age for humorously and peacefully blowing off steam as necessary.

idrow: RexTalionis: idrow: I'd have no problem calling her that to her face and more.  Your father was a whack job and you're a spoiled and incredibly over privileged brat who apparently has a hard time conducting herself in a respectable manner.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 214x252]
Who does that?

How respectable were you at 19?

I was working 2 jobs to put myself through college and trying to keep a roof over my head.  I didn't really have time (or the inclination) to be a self indulgent brat.

I was working full time, taking extra college credits, getting good grades, and still finding time to get drunk, do drugs, and party to dangerous levels at least once every couple of weeks.

Same here. And supporting myself 1000 miles from home, left at 17.

I knew not to date white supremacists, evidently she did not.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x576]

That's a Pantera tattoo. Has nothing to do with white supremacy unless you assume anyone who has ever used a rebel flag is a white supremacist?


You think Phil Anselmo is not a racist?

The "rebel" flag has been a symbol of racism for 70 years.

You might want to read up on the Dixiecrats or just take a look at every white supremacist and "heritage not hate" rally.

If someone in this day and age does not associate it with racism then they are clearly ignorant, racist, or both.

1.Born and raised in the south.
2.Third generation member of Kappa Alpha Order(fraternity founded at Washington and Lee, spiritual founder Robert E Lee)
3.I went to high school with Anselmo.  A white christian high school with no black people, I was vaguely brown do to being Colombian and Italian.  It was a pretty racist place in the white heart of New Orleans.
 
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