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(Bleacher Report)   Ex-soccer player gets a red card from God while trying to learn how to surf   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
    More: Sad, footballer Denis Dasoul, Indonesia, Torres Sassari club, Denis Andre Dasoul, Batu Bolong beach, spokesman Johannes H., p.m. local time, The Instructor  
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2017-11-07 01:17:30 PM  
God's way of saying "Hey asshole, don't go surfing during a thunderstorm"
 
2017-11-07 01:20:54 PM  
"This surfer is an ex-footballer!"

/etc.
 
2017-11-07 01:43:51 PM  
gotta admit that "Struck by lightning during a surfing lesson in Indonesia" probably rakes pretty high on the list of "Uncommon Causes of Death".
 
2017-11-07 02:22:33 PM  

rcain: God's way of saying "Hey asshole, don't go surfing during a thunderstorm"


Darwin Award anyone?
 
2017-11-07 02:50:47 PM  
Zeus and Poseidon tag team!
 
2017-11-07 03:33:13 PM  
Fark these two not-fish in particular.
 
2017-11-07 04:04:59 PM  
I tried to learn how to surf about 15 years ago, when I was about 42. I never even got up on my knees, and the board wore my nipples bloody. I didn't expect that.
 
2017-11-07 04:10:41 PM  
Give me two!
 
2017-11-07 04:46:01 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I tried to learn how to surf about 15 years ago, when I was about 42. I never even got up on my knees, and the board wore my nipples bloody. I didn't expect that.


You are supposed to rub the sex wax on your nipples beforehand. Didn't they tell you that?
 
2017-11-07 04:49:06 PM  

powhound: Crewmannumber6: I tried to learn how to surf about 15 years ago, when I was about 42. I never even got up on my knees, and the board wore my nipples bloody. I didn't expect that.

You are supposed to rub the sex wax on your nipples beforehand. Didn't they tell you that?


Nobody told me shiat
 
2017-11-07 05:01:55 PM  

Crewmannumber6: powhound: Crewmannumber6: I tried to learn how to surf about 15 years ago, when I was about 42. I never even got up on my knees, and the board wore my nipples bloody. I didn't expect that.

You are supposed to rub the sex wax on your nipples beforehand. Didn't they tell you that?

Nobody told me shiat


hahaha... I was just kidding.
I "learned" how to surf in my mid-20s on Waikiki Beach. The waves are perfect for learning there. But I knew right away that it would take too much time to get good enough to actually enjoy surfing so I went out and bought a body board and flippers. Now that was fun.
 
2017-11-07 05:38:21 PM  
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