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(CBS Miami)   So, someone had sex with a mosquito?   ( miami.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2017-11-07 09:50:10 AM  
Needle Dick the Bug farker!
 
2017-11-07 10:08:57 AM  
Harvey Weinstein categorically denies any and all involvement.
 
2017-11-07 10:17:56 AM  
My last ex said that having sex with me was like having sex with a mosquito.

She could barely feel it and she was itchy afterwards.
 
2017-11-07 10:58:10 AM  
it's tough getting their legs spread.  sometimes you find an easy one.
 
2017-11-07 12:28:23 PM  
"I know I'm known as Polaroid, I'm not a total retard. It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged." - Jimmy Pop
 
2017-11-07 12:38:06 PM  
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2017-11-07 12:45:21 PM  
Maybe not a Mosquito, but I have ended up in bed with a Hellcat before.

/There's a Focke-Wulf joke here I'm not going to make.
 
2017-11-07 12:56:13 PM  
Nina Simone - Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter
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2017-11-07 01:19:03 PM  
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2017-11-07 01:24:26 PM  
A mosquito.
My libido!
 
2017-11-07 01:25:09 PM  
it's called "getting buzy"
 
2017-11-07 01:41:15 PM  

LewDux: it's called "getting buzy"


you just wrote an Ice-T meme!
 
2017-11-07 01:58:50 PM  
OMFG!  Zika is soooooo 2016.  You expect us to work ourselves into a lather about zika?  Why don't you trot out ebola, SARs, swine flu, beri-beri, scuvy, AIDS, the plague, or some other worn out meme?  People have already built up an immunity to hearing about this zika crap.  If you want clicks, you'll need to come up with a new disease du jour.  I suggest you make it as scary as possible.  Leaky dragon dong, FES (face explosion syndrome), or el segundo are three suggestions.  Christ, "journalists", if you're going to whip people into a frenzy, you have to meet us halfway.
 
2017-11-07 02:05:51 PM  
All the cool kids are getting Lyme Disease from unprotected sex.
 
2017-11-07 02:15:19 PM  

Cewley: Needle Dick the Bug farker!


NSFW
 
2017-11-07 03:03:51 PM  
Yeah, biatch! Take it all!
 
2017-11-07 04:19:34 PM  
A mosquito once tried to suck my dick but I beat it off.
 
2017-11-07 05:08:45 PM  
Do you want a mansquito?  'Cos that's how you get a mansquito.

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2017-11-07 05:20:35 PM  
Well, he DID ask for a little head.
 
2017-11-07 06:29:05 PM  
Did you ever smell moth balls?
 
2017-11-07 07:34:03 PM  
Hey, at least I'm now on even ground with the males I'm competing with.
 
2017-11-07 08:18:43 PM  
Yup, it was the President...he was later heard to be commenting on what a loose slut the mosquito was.

I believe the term "hotdog down a hallway" was used.
 
2017-11-07 08:58:50 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Do you want a mansquito?  'Cos that's how you get a mansquito.

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LOL had this same thought.
 
2017-11-08 01:29:38 PM  
Life, Um, finds a way....
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