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(Daily Telegraph)   Champion female Russian powerlifter retires from the sport and returns after 18 months ready to compete... oh lordy, what did she do in that 18 months?   ( dailytelegraph.com.au) divider line
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2017-11-07 06:57:16 AM  
FTA: She says she now weighs in at 90kg and is looking forward to getting back to lifting heavy weights in the gym.

How the hell does she weigh about 5kg less than I do?
 
2017-11-07 07:03:30 AM  
oh lordy, what did she do in that 18 months?

...Drugs?

/It's Russia
//Lots of Drugs
 
2017-11-07 07:08:32 AM  
You know what?  I like muscular women.  Hell, I even have an affinity for the really ripped, built ones.

Thanks, Chyna.  May you rest in peace.

So, I know this is going to be one of those topics.  But from the bottom of my heart, I want you all to know that--

*clicks link*

--that...that is not a woman.  Good Lord.  What the hell?
 
2017-11-07 07:17:28 AM  
Don't make her angry.  You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
 
2017-11-07 07:20:51 AM  
Natalia currently trains for several hours every day and sticks to a regimented diet, adding protein powder to her food 'roids rather than spices or sauces.
 
2017-11-07 07:21:09 AM  
Let this be a lesson to everyone.  This is what happens when you put an air compressor hose in your mouth.
 
2017-11-07 07:23:39 AM  

PainInTheASP: Let this be a lesson to everyone.  This is what happens when you put an air compressor hose in your mouth.


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Seemed relevant.
 
2017-11-07 07:44:46 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Natalia currently trains for several hours every day and sticks to a regimented diet, adding protein powder to her food 'roids rather than spices or sauces.


This - "retired" to avoid testing, spent 12-15 months under a clearly drug-fueled regimen, waited 3-6 months for all traces to pass, then "came out of retirement." As it's Russia, that's the most likely explanation - you're looking at a country that not only fed dozens of athletes drugs, but lied about it repeatedly right up until the evidence became incontrovertible - only to then say, "all right, you caught us - whatcha gonna do about it?"

No Russian athlete should be trusted, ever, to be drug-free.
 
2017-11-07 08:01:44 AM  

FormlessOne: Archie Goodwin: Natalia currently trains for several hours every day and sticks to a regimented diet, adding protein powder to her food 'roids rather than spices or sauces.

This - "retired" to avoid testing, spent 12-15 months under a clearly drug-fueled regimen, waited 3-6 months for all traces to pass, then "came out of retirement." As it's Russia, that's the most likely explanation - you're looking at a country that not only fed dozens of athletes drugs, but lied about it repeatedly right up until the evidence became incontrovertible - only to then say, "all right, you caught us - whatcha gonna do about it?"

No Russian athlete should be trusted, ever, to be drug-free.


Bingo. I'm no Arnold wannabe or eve a gym junkie, but just the shape of her upper torso screams something unnatural.
 
2017-11-07 08:03:36 AM  
All I could think seeing her photo is "HULK SMASH".
 
2017-11-07 08:10:14 AM  

FormlessOne: Archie Goodwin: Natalia currently trains for several hours every day and sticks to a regimented diet, adding protein powder to her food 'roids rather than spices or sauces.

This - "retired" to avoid testing, spent 12-15 months under a clearly drug-fueled regimen, waited 3-6 months for all traces to pass, then "came out of retirement." As it's Russia, that's the most likely explanation - you're looking at a country that not only fed dozens of athletes drugs, but lied about it repeatedly right up until the evidence became incontrovertible - only to then say, "all right, you caught us - whatcha gonna do about it?"

No Russian athlete should be trusted, ever, to be drug-free.


I think you are incorrect. Well, technically incorrect. I checked her Wikipedia page cause I wanted to see how tall she was with that weight and found this

Nataliya is open about using anabolic steroids, and also takes estrogen blockers.[6] She has admitted to taking 150 - 200 mg of Primobolan or propionate before competitions, and 20 mg of oxandrolone on training days. She claims she was at one point tempted to also try growth hormones, insulin and peptides, but ultimately decided they were not for her. She claims steroids give professional powerlifters an edge during competitions, and sports she is currently involved in do not require drug tests.
 
2017-11-07 08:15:32 AM  

TheOmni: FormlessOne: Archie Goodwin: Natalia currently trains for several hours every day and sticks to a regimented diet, adding protein powder to her food 'roids rather than spices or sauces.

This - "retired" to avoid testing, spent 12-15 months under a clearly drug-fueled regimen, waited 3-6 months for all traces to pass, then "came out of retirement." As it's Russia, that's the most likely explanation - you're looking at a country that not only fed dozens of athletes drugs, but lied about it repeatedly right up until the evidence became incontrovertible - only to then say, "all right, you caught us - whatcha gonna do about it?"

No Russian athlete should be trusted, ever, to be drug-free.

I think you are incorrect. Well, technically incorrect. I checked her Wikipedia page cause I wanted to see how tall she was with that weight and found this

Nataliya is open about using anabolic steroids, and also takes estrogen blockers.[6] She has admitted to taking 150 - 200 mg of Primobolan or propionate before competitions, and 20 mg of oxandrolone on training days. She claims she was at one point tempted to also try growth hormones, insulin and peptides, but ultimately decided they were not for her. She claims steroids give professional powerlifters an edge during competitions, and sports she is currently involved in do not require drug tests.


The best (and most amusing) kind of incorrect - she's not surreptitiously taking drugs at all. She's practically skin-popping stacks during interviews, it sounds like...
 
2017-11-07 08:40:27 AM  
Enjoy the everything cancer!
 
2017-11-07 08:45:07 AM  

Clutch2013: You know what?  I like muscular women.  Hell, I even have an affinity for the really ripped, built ones.

Thanks, Chyna.  May you rest in peace.

So, I know this is going to be one of those topics.  But from the bottom of my heart, I want you all to know that--

*clicks link*

--that...that is not a woman.  Good Lord.  What the hell?


I think she ate Lou Ferrigno.
 
2017-11-07 08:50:24 AM  

gilgigamesh: Enjoy the everything cancer!


And the destruction of her kidneys and liver.
 
2017-11-07 08:55:32 AM  

amfv: Don't make her angry.  You wouldn't like her when she's angry.


Natalia SMASH!
 
2017-11-07 08:56:51 AM  

crustysandman: All I could think seeing her photo is "HULK SMASH".


*shakes tiny gamma radiation projector
 
2017-11-07 09:05:29 AM  
She still has a pretty face. Too bad the rest of her looks like Lou Ferrigno with a bad boob job.
 
2017-11-07 09:08:34 AM  

sithon: She still has a pretty face. Too bad the rest of her looks like Lou Ferrigno with a bad boob job.


She's like a Thomas' English muffin, but for sex - all those nooks and crannies to hold my melted love...

/ Bleah.
 
2017-11-07 09:12:33 AM  

FormlessOne: sithon: She still has a pretty face. Too bad the rest of her looks like Lou Ferrigno with a bad boob job.

She's like a Thomas' English muffin, but for sex - all those nooks and crannies to hold my melted love...

/ Bleah.


Awww, too visual
 
2017-11-07 09:12:34 AM  
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2017-11-07 09:13:27 AM  

sithon: FormlessOne: sithon: She still has a pretty face. Too bad the rest of her looks like Lou Ferrigno with a bad boob job.

She's like a Thomas' English muffin, but for sex - all those nooks and crannies to hold my melted love...

/ Bleah.

Awww, too visual


Damn autocorrect. Ewww not awww
 
2017-11-07 09:14:42 AM  
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Rosie the Riveter...she rivets....she rivets very well.
 
2017-11-07 09:21:33 AM  

sithon: sithon: FormlessOne: sithon: She still has a pretty face. Too bad the rest of her looks like Lou Ferrigno with a bad boob job.

She's like a Thomas' English muffin, but for sex - all those nooks and crannies to hold my melted love...

/ Bleah.

Awww, too visual

Damn autocorrect. Ewww not awww


Erotic photo shoot at Cinnabun.

That's all I'm sayin'.
 
2017-11-07 09:24:31 AM  
Anybody who knows the history of eastern European athletics wouldn't need to ask.
 
2017-11-07 09:33:18 AM  

FormlessOne: sithon: sithon: FormlessOne: sithon: She still has a pretty face. Too bad the rest of her looks like Lou Ferrigno with a bad boob job.

She's like a Thomas' English muffin, but for sex - all those nooks and crannies to hold my melted love...

/ Bleah.

Awww, too visual

Damn autocorrect. Ewww not awww

Erotic photo shoot at Cinnabun.

That's all I'm sayin'.


you are a Sick man.
 I like it
 
2017-11-07 09:54:32 AM  
Now I want to get that big. I am a man, of course but still.
 
2017-11-07 10:03:09 AM  
Not youtube, this video is relevant
 
2017-11-07 10:17:32 AM  

maddermaxx: oh lordy, what did she do in that 18 months?

...Drugs?

/It's Russia
//Lots of Drugs


Started singing bass in the church choir?
 
2017-11-07 10:50:52 AM  

TommyDeuce: Not youtube, this video is relevant


...unless you have an ad-blocker, of course. Then it's farking pointless.
 
2017-11-07 11:13:52 AM  

Kouta: How the hell does she weigh about 5kg less than I do?


How tall are you?
 
2017-11-07 11:20:39 AM  

TommyDeuce: Not youtube, this video is relevant


Great grip strength.
 
2017-11-07 11:27:20 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: gilgigamesh: Enjoy the everything cancer!

And the destruction of her kidneys and liver.


And the shrinking of her balls.
 
2017-11-07 11:28:03 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: gilgigamesh: Enjoy the everything cancer!

And the destruction of her kidneys and liver.


Yup. I know a couple of guys that took steroids in HS. One died at 40 from liver failure. The other one has such back problems that he can barely walk at 48.
 
2017-11-07 11:28:20 AM  

UberDave: [img.fark.net image 241x209]


She was probably was female when she started.
 
2017-11-07 11:31:09 AM  
Geeze, talk about death by snu-snu.
 
2017-11-07 11:31:17 AM  
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I see we found Rob Liefeld's model.
 
2017-11-07 11:32:57 AM  
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2017-11-07 11:33:20 AM  
Death by Snu-snu.
 
2017-11-07 11:34:26 AM  
Did she leave any steroids for the rest of the Russians?
 
2017-11-07 11:34:59 AM  
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"I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes!"
 
2017-11-07 11:36:17 AM  
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Natalia Kuznetsova, a female powerlifter with an incredible physique


no, nothing much is credible with that physique
 
2017-11-07 11:41:44 AM  
skinny, wimpy Farkers expounding on what they know not, color me shocked.

As many of you know, I joined a college gym due to the hot poon there. From my six years of higher education (four years of undergrad and two years getting my masters), I came to realize there is nothing quite like porking college broads.

On late Saturday afternoon, I strolled into the fitness complex wearing a fur coat with "DOCTOR SWOLE" embroidered on the back (My gym buddies nicknamed me Doctor Swole back in '03) over my shorts and wife beater, toothpick in my mouth. Taking off my aviators, I look over to the squat rack, and I don't like what I see. A frat boy. I already know he's not squatting.

"Curls" I said to myself, muscles flaring as I walk over to the rack. Frat boy is in mid set, groaning with each curl, 10 lb plates on each side. 65 lbs?!?!? You're curling 65 lbs in the squat rack? Joe Gold would be turning in his grave.

While frat boy is getting his 4th or 5th rep done, I take off the 10 lb plate, and walk over to the other side and do the same.

Frat boy: <pissed off> Hey man, what the f**k was that?
Me: This is the squat rack, *NSYNC. You wanna curl, get your chicken chest on one of those swiss balls and pick up the plastic dumbbells, Sally.
Frat boy: Who the f**k do you think you are? Are you even a student here?
Me: <taking off my fur coat and resting it on the leg press> Alright, Timberlake. You had your chance. I tried to be a nice guy and I'm going to tell you one more time. No curling in the squat rack. Now get out of here before we have a problem.
Frat boy: Man, f**k this.

< Frat boy leaves the area. I load up the plates with 5 45 lb plates each side and rep it for 15. (I decided to take it easy, didnt get enough sleep last night.) Some cardio bunnies come over and start to make small talk.)

Cardio bunny 1: We thought that was really brave how you stood up to that guy. He thinks he owns this gym and he always makes rude comments to us!
Me: <still wearing my aviators - I rarely take them off> Just doing my job ladies. I'd love to chat, but as you can see, my quads need to be punished.
Cardio bunny 2: <biting her lower lip> Well, if you feel like it when you are done come over to Harrison Hall. Room 418.
Me: <agitated> Look hunny, I'm a busy man. I'll see what I can do. Get away from me.

I finish up my workout, put my fur coat back on and head over to Harrison Hall, Room 418.

CB2: Glad you could come.
Me: <stripping down> Yeah well, I need to shower up.
CB2: <Staring at my body, mouth open> Can I come with you? Please? Meet us in the third shower from the left in 5 minutes.
Me: <grinning> Us? If you say so <CH2 runs away from her computer and into the hallway. I check her away message>

"OmG HoTTeST GuY eVeR on HaRRiSoN 4Th FLooR BeST aBs eVa aNd HuGe BiCePTs!!!!!1111"

I head down to the showers, wearing only a towel and my aviators. Girls I passed in the halls stared, but I just bicep flared by them. Opening the shower curtain, I found the three cardio bunnies already soaping themselves down.

CB3: You're late.
Me: Well Doctor Swole is here now girls.
< The three cardio bunnies proceed to soap me down, and kiss me all over. When all said and done, I blew my load all over one of their tits. I step out of the shower and walk back to room 418. I glanced at the clock. 6:45?!?! I had to meet a client at 8 for dinner, and would have to speed to my condo, get dressed, and drive straight to the restaurant to make it in time. I threw on my fur coat and grabbed my gym clothes in hand (no time to get dressed) and start jogging down to my car. About 20 Harrison Hall hotties followed.

Hottie4: Doctor Swole, where are you going?
Me: <running to my BMW in only my fur coat> Gotta go baby, the doctor is a busy man.

The Harrison crowd, about two dozen strong, continued to chase me to my car, screaming and crying. I felt like one of the Beatles. I climb into my BMW and peel away.

Hottie5: <crying> DOCTOR SWOLE DONT GO!!!

I decide to give the girls a thrill, and throw my gym clothes out my sunroof. They scream and come running to the pile. Two girls were having a tug of war with my beater, while I saw another on her knees, sniffing my sweaty boxer briefs.

I lit up a cigar. "Doctor Swole, you've done it again," I thought to myself, a small smile crossing my face as my car sped east on I-276
 
2017-11-07 11:46:06 AM  

Clutch2013: You know what?  I like muscular women.  Hell, I even have an affinity for the really ripped, built ones.

Thanks, Chyna.  May you rest in peace.

So, I know this is going to be one of those topics.  But from the bottom of my heart, I want you all to know that--

*clicks link*

--that...that is not a woman.  Good Lord.  What the hell?


I'm having trouble qualifying that as human. That's all sorts of addictions coupled with half a volume of the latest DSM to boot.
 
2017-11-07 11:48:38 AM  

Clutch2013: PainInTheASP: Let this be a lesson to everyone.  This is what happens when you put an air compressor hose in your mouth.

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Seemed relevant.


Would also accept:
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2017-11-07 11:51:39 AM  

sithon: She still has a pretty face. Too bad the rest of her looks like Lou Ferrigno with a bad boob job.


Lou Ferrigno's Bad Boob Job is my Fergie Tribute band.
 
2017-11-07 11:51:45 AM  
Futurama Kegelcizer
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2017-11-07 11:53:27 AM  
...I would.

Just once.

for science.
 
2017-11-07 11:57:03 AM  

Clutch2013: You know what?  I like muscular women.  Hell, I even have an affinity for the really ripped, built ones.

Thanks, Chyna.  May you rest in peace.

So, I know this is going to be one of those topics.  But from the bottom of my heart, I want you all to know that--

*clicks link*

--that...that is not a woman.  Good Lord.  What the hell?


Let me guess, it was Blake Edwards Skin Deep that got ya...

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Lonnie: I hope you're not frightened now, Zach.
Zach: I'm not, but fortunately my cock is scared stiff.
 
2017-11-07 11:57:59 AM  

Prevailing Wind: ...I would.

Just once.

for science.


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