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2017-11-07 01:14:30 AM  
I Sia what she did there.
 
2017-11-07 03:06:25 AM  
Well that's certainly a head on way of dealing with it.

/nice bum
//headon apply directly to the forehead
 
2017-11-07 03:52:10 AM  
being obsessed with pictures of famous people naked strikes me as being kind of pathetic.

that's just my opinion tho, so take it for what you will.
 
2017-11-07 04:59:08 AM  
I get to be a grumpy old man, and say, "who?", genuinely have no idea who this is, but feel it necessary to let you all know that I don' t know.

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2017-11-07 04:59:09 AM  
I don't know who Sia is, but I'm at work, so I'm not going to dig.
 
2017-11-07 05:05:58 AM  

Weaver95: being obsessed with pictures of famous people naked strikes me as being kind of pathetic.

that's just my opinion tho, so take it for what you will.


Some of those famous people are quite attractive though.

Now just being obsessed with them because they're famous, yea that's probably a bit odd.
 
2017-11-07 05:08:57 AM  

Boo_Guy: Some of those famous people are quite attractive though.


yes, that's true enough...but wanting to see them naked is a bit creepy.  if you really want to see naked people, there's an entire section of the internet specifically dedicated to showing you all sort of naked people of all types, colors, body shapes and genders doing all kinds of things while naked.  some of them are likely to trip your trigger at least a couple of times.  so its not like creepy sexually frustrated people don't have options, ya know?
 
2017-11-07 05:18:11 AM  
Sia, wouldn't wanna be ya.
 
2017-11-07 05:22:27 AM  

Weaver95: Boo_Guy: Some of those famous people are quite attractive though.

yes, that's true enough...but wanting to see them naked is a bit creepy.  if you really want to see naked people, there's an entire section of the internet specifically dedicated to showing you all sort of naked people of all types, colors, body shapes and genders doing all kinds of things while naked.  some of them are likely to trip your trigger at least a couple of times.  so its not like creepy sexually frustrated people don't have options, ya know?


There's nothing wrong with wanting to see specific people naked, but it can rise to creepy levels.

I try to keep that from happening to me by being naked as often as possible, I think it's working out well so far.
 
2017-11-07 05:27:23 AM  
I need coffee. I thought it said "Siri"
"Siri, are there nude photos of you on the internet?"
"I'm not that kind of artificial intelligence"
 
2017-11-07 05:33:01 AM  

Weaver95: Boo_Guy: Some of those famous people are quite attractive though.

yes, that's true enough...but wanting to see them naked is a bit creepy.  if you really want to see naked people, there's an entire section of the internet specifically dedicated to showing you all sort of naked people of all types, colors, body shapes and genders doing all kinds of things while naked.  some of them are likely to trip your trigger at least a couple of times.  so its not like creepy sexually frustrated people don't have options, ya know?


Finding a person attractive, and desiring to see more of them (aka naked) isn't creepy, it's a normal part of human sexuality.

Using an telephoto camera and invading someones privacy by taking a nude image of them in their backyard (or wherever that was taken) is creepy.
 
2017-11-07 05:35:10 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Using an telephoto camera and invading someones privacy by taking a nude image of them in their backyard (or wherever that was taken) is creepy.


or hacking into their personal electronic devices, stalking their homes, their work, their vacations.....there's a sub culture out there dedicated to taking 'creepy' to a whole new level.  celebrities shouldn't have to worry about stalkers just because they hit the big time.  NOBODY signs up for that kind of paranoia!
 
2017-11-07 05:37:45 AM  

Unobtanium: I need coffee. I thought it said "Siri"
"Siri, are there nude photos of you on the internet?"
"I'm not that kind of artificial intelligence"


Ask her "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood".
 
2017-11-07 06:04:38 AM  
Her ass looks like two loaves of sourdough bread.
 
2017-11-07 06:18:15 AM  

Jake Havechek: Her ass looks like two loaves of sourdough bread.


Sourdough bread is delicious. Therefore, so is that butt.
 
2017-11-07 06:19:37 AM  

Slaxl: I get to be a grumpy old man, and say, "who?", genuinely have no idea who this is, but feel it necessary to let you all know that I don' t know.

[img.fark.net image 504x388]


My mind, get out of it...
 
2017-11-07 06:33:40 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Unobtanium: I need coffee. I thought it said "Siri"
"Siri, are there nude photos of you on the internet?"
"I'm not that kind of artificial intelligence"

Ask her "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood".


I'm curious as to what the answer to this is....
 
2017-11-07 06:37:16 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Ask her "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood".


As a side note, someone actually took the time to try to answer this in real numbers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_muc​h​_wood_would_a_woodchuck_chuck
 
2017-11-07 06:48:22 AM  
Soooo, Sia Butt?
Despicable Me - MiniOn Butt
Youtube OmCxtWrRQJ8
 
2017-11-07 06:52:10 AM  
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2017-11-07 06:58:14 AM  
But remember, she puts on a ridiculous wig to cover her face because she's shy.
/fark this lady and her bullshiat gimmicks.
 
2017-11-07 07:00:41 AM  

havocmike: But remember, she puts on a ridiculous wig to cover her face because she's shy.
/fark this lady and her bullshiat gimmicks.


disregard. just say "sia releases" in the headline preview thing.
 
amb
2017-11-07 07:59:58 AM  
If trying to get nude pics of famous people is wrong, then I better stop searching for Janet Reno nude selfies.
 
2017-11-07 08:00:00 AM  
Joke's on her, nobody would have paid for that
 
2017-11-07 08:04:02 AM  
Someone needs attention right NOW, dammit!
 
2017-11-07 08:10:53 AM  

Slaxl: I get to be a grumpy old man, and say, "who?", genuinely have no idea who this is, but feel it necessary to let you all know that I don' t know.

[img.fark.net image 504x388]


She makes some fun songs. And the dancer, Mattie something, does an awesome job:
Sia - Chandelier (Official Video)
Youtube 2vjPBrBU-TM
 
2017-11-07 08:11:28 AM  
Cue the Harvey Weinstein connection...
 
2017-11-07 08:11:29 AM  

Slaxl: I get to be a grumpy old man, and say, "who?", genuinely have no idea who this is, but feel it necessary to let you all know that I don' t know.

[img.fark.net image 504x388]


And I like sword fighting, but this is great, too:
Sia - Alive
Youtube t2NgsJrrAyM
 
2017-11-07 08:21:11 AM  

Weaver95: being obsessed with pictures of famous people naked strikes me as being kind of pathetic.

that's just my opinion tho, so take it for what you will.


Yeah I prefer amateurs
 
2017-11-07 08:30:26 AM  

amb: If trying to get nude pics of famous people is wrong, then I better stop searching for Janet Reno nude selfies.


Here's one more for your collection...
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
amb
2017-11-07 08:36:07 AM  

UncleDirtNap: amb: If trying to get nude pics of famous people is wrong, then I better stop searching for Janet Reno nude selfies.

Here's one more for your collection...
[img.fark.net image 640x428]


Well, there won't be any new ones.
 
2017-11-07 09:12:57 AM  

Alphax: I don't know who Sia is, but I'm at work, so I'm not going to dig.


Well, I guess that recent movie did nothing to get her name out there more.

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2017-11-07 09:22:45 AM  
Now you don't need no dolla bills to have fun tonight.
(I love cheap thrills.)
 
2017-11-07 09:37:18 AM  

amb: If trying to get nude pics of famous people is wrong, then I better stop searching for Janet Reno nude selfies.


thatsmyfetish.jpg
 
2017-11-07 09:41:02 AM  

UncleDirtNap: amb: If trying to get nude pics of famous people is wrong, then I better stop searching for Janet Reno nude selfies.

Here's one more for your collection...
[img.fark.net image 640x428]


Username checks out
 
2017-11-07 10:35:59 AM  

Weaver95: being obsessed with pictures of famous people naked strikes me as being kind of pathetic.

that's just my opinion tho, so take it for what you will.


You know, I really don't understand it... but there is something about being famous that makes people more appealing. I mean, I have absolutely no idea who Sia is beyond when  they made fun of her on Kimmy Schmidt... yet because she's famous and there's a leaked photo I definitely want to see it.

Unfortunately I'm at work...
 
2017-11-07 10:40:28 AM  

Weaver95: ReapTheChaos: Using an telephoto camera and invading someones privacy by taking a nude image of them in their backyard (or wherever that was taken) is creepy.

or hacking into their personal electronic devices, stalking their homes, their work, their vacations.....there's a sub culture out there dedicated to taking 'creepy' to a whole new level.  celebrities shouldn't have to worry about stalkers just because they hit the big time.  NOBODY signs up for that kind of paranoia!


Fair, but that isn't even always the sexual creepy stuff. Most celebrities, male and female, have to deal with paparazzi stalking them... it's wrong on all levels, but people keep buying that shiat. Because we really need to know when Bruce Willis has one too many drinks, right?

Women do  get it worse though, because no one's trying to get nudes of Bruce let alone criticizing him for gaining an extra 2lbs in a bikini shot.
 
2017-11-07 11:10:25 AM  
havocmike

You might be surprised to find there's a reason for the hiding. I'll not worry you with too many facts at once.
 
2017-11-07 11:19:29 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Someone needs attention right NOW, dammit!


And helpfully included the title of her new album in her tweet.
 
2017-11-07 11:48:34 AM  
Also, those buns are nicer than I expected. She should be proud.
 
2017-11-07 12:13:03 PM  

Larva Lump: Alphax: I don't know who Sia is, but I'm at work, so I'm not going to dig.

Well, I guess that recent movie did nothing to get her name out there more.

[img.fark.net image 640x360]


She spent the entire movie with her butt exposed, and nobody batted an eye.
 
2017-11-07 12:19:51 PM  

havocmike: But remember, she puts on a ridiculous wig to cover her face because she's shy.
/fark this lady and her bullshiat gimmicks.


Spying on people still OK
 
2017-11-07 01:00:12 PM  
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2017-11-07 01:02:15 PM  

Freakin Rican: [img.fark.net image 425x239]

I'll raise you:
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2017-11-07 01:17:05 PM  

Ed Grubermann: [img.fark.net image 600x600]


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2017-11-07 01:33:18 PM  
I Sia da hiney, I wanna toucha da hiney
 
2017-11-07 03:29:36 PM  

Boo_Guy: Some of those famous people are quite attractive though.


True....but this isn't one of them.
 
2017-11-07 03:40:13 PM  
who?
 
2017-11-07 03:51:04 PM  
Pic or it didn't...oh wait.
 
2017-11-07 03:57:29 PM  

TomMalory: Freakin Rican: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
I'll raise you:
[img.fark.net image 480x480]


Sure, if it was in any kind of shape other than lumpy. If I wanted to look at a lumpy ass I'd look in a mirror.
 
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