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(New York Daily News)   I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, smooth, and covered in glitter. Wait, scratch that   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-11-06 04:02:20 PM  
I'm not scratching whatever that is, subby. It looks infected.
 
2017-11-06 04:04:31 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my women: black, bitter, and full of pubes.
 
2017-11-06 04:13:09 PM  
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And no one was even a little surprised.
 
2017-11-06 04:19:38 PM  
It's not stripper dust honey, I was at Starbucks!
 
2017-11-06 04:29:47 PM  
Yes, you can change the color/texture and/or contents of your poop... you do not have to keep showing me.
 
2017-11-06 04:29:49 PM  
Farting rainbows and pooping glitter.
I can't wait.
 
2017-11-06 04:32:25 PM  

Erma Gerdd: Farting rainbows and pooping glitter.
I can't wait.


Neverland Ranch?
 
2017-11-06 04:44:38 PM  
Ground up and in the freezer?
 
2017-11-06 04:52:10 PM  
No.  No, no, no.  Just no.
 
2017-11-06 04:58:18 PM  
Full of cream?
 
2017-11-06 05:02:42 PM  

puffy999: Erma Gerdd: Farting rainbows and pooping glitter.
I can't wait.

Neverland Ranch?


Rip Taylor's House?
 
2017-11-06 05:04:01 PM  
Eew, don't scratch that.
 
2017-11-06 05:05:53 PM  
I was expecting pictures of women in glitter, leaving disappointed.
 
2017-11-06 05:07:47 PM  
Cheap and bottomless.
 
2017-11-06 05:07:49 PM  
Chopped up and In the freezer
 
2017-11-06 05:11:36 PM  
I like my women like I like my tea, flowery and in heat.
 
2017-11-06 05:14:19 PM  
in a burlap sack strapped to a donkey
 
2017-11-06 05:17:28 PM  
...leaving me standing around for an uncomfortable period of time and getting my name wrong.
 
2017-11-06 05:19:40 PM  
We are quirky, and unashamedly true to us

Four sentences in, and I already want to punch people.
 
2017-11-06 05:20:03 PM  

grokca: I was expecting pictures of women in glitter, leaving disappointed.


this
also lots of disturbed farks in here, must be one of those days ending in 'y'

& OT: how i like mywimmins: marginally hot & moderately enthusiastic
 
2017-11-06 05:27:49 PM  
Glitter isn't digestible, is it?

You know where this is going.... into the toilet, of course.  Yes, you're welcome for *that* visual.
 
2017-11-06 05:32:55 PM  
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2017-11-06 05:36:44 PM  
Cold, weak, pale, and bitter.


sort of like my second wife.
 
2017-11-06 05:43:14 PM  
In a well insulated vessel.
 
2017-11-06 05:44:29 PM  
Dark, bitter, and wakes me up way to farking early in the morning.

Like my kids.
 
2017-11-06 05:46:35 PM  
First thing in the morning, with a warm-up refresher in the afternoon.
 
2017-11-06 05:56:04 PM  
hot and spilled all over my uh...privates at 7am?
 
2017-11-06 06:06:54 PM  

invictus2: puffy999: Erma Gerdd: Farting rainbows and pooping glitter.
I can't wait.

Neverland Ranch?

Rip Taylor's House?


First I read that as "Rip Torn's house" and was going to totally agree with you.
 
2017-11-06 06:18:13 PM  
How I like my coffee

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2017-11-06 07:25:41 PM  
I swear this must be the 18th time I've been called upon to post this...
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2017-11-06 07:42:04 PM  
I like my tea like I like my men: english, hot, black and strong.
 
2017-11-06 07:48:16 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Glitter isn't digestible, is it?

You know where this is going.... into the toilet, of course.  Yes, you're welcome for *that* visual.


Glitter floats and hard to flush
 
2017-11-06 08:05:12 PM  
I like my women like I like my navy; with a history of rum, sodomy and the lash.
 
2017-11-06 09:05:10 PM  
Enjoy having glitter turn up in your poop for the next 10 years.
 
2017-11-06 09:06:36 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: How I like my coffee

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With big breasts?
 
2017-11-06 09:23:13 PM  

adj_m: Enjoy having glitter turn up in your poop for the next 10 years.


Damn Ponies...
 
2017-11-06 09:29:15 PM  
I like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old and mixed up with coke...

Seat over there? I'll take it!
 
2017-11-06 09:36:58 PM  
Like a chihuahua: smooth and trembling on all fours.

/then I have my coffee
 
2017-11-06 09:38:04 PM  

thefatbasturd: I like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old and mixed up with coke...

Seat over there? I'll take it!


Are you planning any movies soon, Mr. Polanski?
 
2017-11-06 09:43:08 PM  
Cold and bitter
 
2017-11-06 10:07:43 PM  

puffy999: adj_m: Enjoy having glitter turn up in your poop for the next 10 years.

Damn Ponies...


lol what?

/It's like stripper glitter, it never truly washes off and will keep turning up for years
 
2017-11-07 01:01:15 AM  
CSB:

One Christmas morning when we were kids, my brother and I were drinking hot chocolate, and he suddenly goes, "I like my hot chocolate like I like my women." Our mother looks over and says with a brown raised, "Oh? And how's that?" Not really understanding the joke, just repeating something he heard from TV, he wasn't fully prepared for this question. He pauses, thinks it over for a moment, then says, "With marshmallows and whipped cream?"

It took us a few seconds to realize mom was laughing and not choking on a Christmas cookie.
 
2017-11-07 04:19:55 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: How I like my coffee

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Puled out of your basement in the night, told to put on the bikini and pose under the tree in your back yard?
 
2017-11-07 04:09:09 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: rzrwiresunrise: How I like my coffee

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Puled out of your basement in the night, told to put on the bikini and pose under the tree in your back yard?


After it puts the lotion on its skin.
 
2017-11-07 04:21:07 PM  
Sweet, steamy, and able to keep me up all night?
 
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