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(Boing Boing)   Car salesman stakes his head on the new automatic sliding door safety features   ( boingboing.net) divider line
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2017-11-06 05:04:03 PM  
Well I'm sold. On another car.
 
2017-11-06 06:03:17 PM  
Calling Darwin, come in Darwin, over
 
2017-11-06 06:59:29 PM  
Hooray for cheap Chinese shiat
 
2017-11-06 07:11:06 PM  
The doors on our Odyssey have this feature; just the slightest bit of resistance against the door and it beeps and backs off. I wouldn't trust it not to pinch fingers when it finally latches, though.  I also wouldn't try testing it with my neck.

Anyone know the make/model of the van in question?
 
2017-11-06 07:15:21 PM  

FaygoMaster: The doors on our Odyssey have this feature; just the slightest bit of resistance against the door and it beeps and backs off. I wouldn't trust it not to pinch fingers when it finally latches, though.  I also wouldn't try testing it with my neck.

Anyone know the make/model of the van in question?


The guy above you covered that already:

Make: Chinese
Model: shiat
 
2017-11-06 07:16:11 PM  
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2017-11-06 07:20:38 PM  
Who was holding his beer?
 
2017-11-06 07:21:47 PM  
Who greened this "business" "article?"
 
2017-11-06 07:29:21 PM  
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2017-11-06 07:32:51 PM  
His new nickname is Pencil Neck.
 
2017-11-06 07:40:09 PM  

jjwars1: Who greened this "business" "article?"


Cheap Chinese moderator.
 
2017-11-06 07:56:55 PM  
Ford sport Ka - Cat
Youtube 5dzi_8Rscfs

obligatory
 
2017-11-06 07:58:03 PM  
Some, jeez I'm old, 30-40 years ago I was in Cancun.  I don't remember what it was, but on the first day I learned to never trust elevator doors in Mexico.

/ that was not my first trip to Mexico
// Grew up in San Diego
/// Lotsa trips to Ensenada, Tijuana, and Puerto Nuevo before
//// never encountered an elevator in any of them.
// I'm sure they've fixed things since then, but back then you didn't worry about getting shot/kidnapped
 
2017-11-06 08:17:36 PM  
Did he died?
 
2017-11-06 08:40:48 PM  
At least it wasn't using the French Guillotine door system.  Otherwise, we'd be watching a trailer for Final Destination XXIV.
 
2017-11-06 10:01:27 PM  
Almost as good as Volvo employees getting run over by their own car.

Volvo Safety Test FAIL
Youtube sbGq0vjiOes
 
2017-11-06 10:46:46 PM  
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2017-11-06 11:38:26 PM  

Snotnose: / that was not my first trip to Mexico
// Grew up in San Diego
/// Lotsa trips to Ensenada, Tijuana, and Puerto Nuevo


Ditto on the above.  I'm still shocked at how many bacon wrapped hot dogs I ate on Revolucion while partying.
 
2017-11-07 12:32:19 AM  
A pack of boys were underneath a Mazda MPV, loosening the engine mounts. I suggested that they attach the engine to a hoist. They waived off my suggestion--I'm a girl, after all. 

They go to loosen the last two bolts, and the engine shifts six inches, tilting towards the boys' heads. Suddenly a hoist was a very good idea, indeed. 

/think about what you're doing
//then think about it again before you do it
 
2017-11-07 02:24:04 PM  

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